Author Topic: You know your getting old when  (Read 2831 times)

Tjkooker

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Your driving along the local High St, you see two hotties walking along. One a slender 18(ish) year old and her Mum. The Mum is the one you eye up repeatedly!!!!

SirFrank

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It starts raining when you're out and about and you realise you've got washing on the line. I remember the first time it happened. My first thought was the washing and the scone was wtf has happened to me

Offline nuts4you

The ball bag is better looking than the owner  :D

Offline LL

You start a new thread with a typo in the title of it  :P

Your driving along the local High St, you see two hotties walking along. One a slender 18(ish) year old and her Mum. The Mum is the one you eye up repeatedly!!!!

IF the high st is the gorgie rd, you may well be eying up a grandmother.

Tjkooker

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Gorgie rd... More likely to find a tranny through that side of the country than a gilf  :lol:


SirFrank

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You undress yourself for sex as opposed to each other

Offline Jimmyredcab

You have more hair growing out of your ears than your head.   :hi:

Offline adindas

You cannot cum 4-5x anymore in two hours party ....

You're actually pleased to get socks and slippers for Christmas. (yes I did, and yes I was). :D

SirFrank

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You have a wooden stick in the shed purely for stirring paint

You have a wooden stick in the shed purely for stirring paint
You actually have a shed - and this is your idea of a pin up calendar.

http://www.transglobal-emporium.com/products/shed-calendar/

SirFrank

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fredpunter

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Tjkooker

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I think the shed's probably OK as long as you use it for your porn stash and to display Pirelli calendars banned from the house - but when you start getting more pleasure out of the shed itself you're finished, but by then you'll have stopped reading this forum long ago.

Mystique46m

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You could use your sheds as an outcall location!!!


You have a wooden stick in the shed purely for stirring paint

I've got the stick for stirring paint, but don't have the shed to put it in yet... does that mean I'm approaching mid-life? ;)

You could use your sheds as an outcall location!!!
Already been used for an incall location - couldn't help laughing but felt sorry for the girl!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18038.0

SirFrank

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Already been used for an incall location - couldn't help laughing but felt sorry for the girl!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18038.0

That is comedy gold. Seriously funny. Ah fuck that for a game of soldiers tho

Toshiba

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