my kind of hoe$ are expensive and they're tempting

[grandaddybadman]

I am considering coming out of retirement, but punting has been so crap since the webcam explosion, also pay video sites like manyvids and only fans so i stayed away.
Too many wankers that are scared of real pussy. Guys, you can't wank to camgirls  forever.

The only hot girls (with preferably huuuge tits) are charging stupidly high prices, but because punting is so hit and miss. you could find a stunner like External Link/Members Only
(who still charges £160 and is not even in london) or you could find a chick charging half that price but smells of dog balls .

So your local babyface grandaddy has figured out a theory, why not pay extra for the big tit pornstar looking hoes like

External Link/Members Only but punt less.....so in the long term it's costs the same as punting every week to weeks with cheap hoe$.

 because paying £400+ a month for pussy you don't know or pussy that is not yours is madness unless you are making £4000 per month (after tax) 

The only problem is even expensive hoes take the piss like the legendary lucy External Link/Members Only this girl has gone down the drain like a spider in bleach, she does not even know what year it is.

so anyway, here is my hotlist:

External Link/Members Only  she looks nice and tasty a good replacement for sahara (sahara had breast reduction  )

External Link/Members Only  i used to see her in the west mids when she was charging £70 per 30 minutes, i'm no longer interested but may be you man might love her (her face is not great)

External Link/Members Only this is the pornstar tiffany kingston, i remember her not replying to a booking i tried to make 5 years back when she was changing £80

External Link/Members Only this one looks hot, but i don't like tattoos, but she will get it when i get horny, lovely face.

External Link/Members Only i don't why she's on the list to be fair......but that ass looks amazing.

External Link/Members Only I think this girl is great (like the 1st girl blondeybaby).....i want give her some serious granddaddy lovin to the point where she give man pussy for free....i wanna make her toes curl.

External Link/Members Only i like this one but she is taking the piss with price a little. she not hot on that level that lola & blondebaby is on but she looks like she can f@ck better than them barbie gyal.

External Link/Members Only   this girl is much more cheaper and reasonable but she is based inn leeds...only in london for a short while.

External Link/Members Only   i don't know how this girl made the list,  she's just smoking too much steel pipes charging £650 an hour i might as well fly to the U.S.A and get lisa ann she would love a man like me.

External Link/Members Only   decent looking milf, but looks too like regular milf for me to pay that price, we'll see.

External Link/Members Only  not enough info on this one but if she looks as good as some of her pictures.....man might get fluffy turn into simpmode and be her free security but i doubt sh is as hot as lola or blondeybaby but it could be fake profile.

[deano658]

External Link/Members Only been on cam with this one a couple of times but £500 is way out of my budget

[BarryProudfoot]

From your list, External Link/Members Only would be my choice

[grandaddybadman]

External Link/Members Only been on cam with this one a couple of times but £500 is way out of my budget

She is nice, but for £500 I would want a legendary pornstar (that i used love whacking off too) that still looks hot. Like sienna west or Chloe vevrier.

[grandaddybadman]

From your list, External Link/Members Only would be my choice

She's gorgeous isn't she. It's her or lola that i like the most External Link/Members Only

[Steely Dan]

So your local babyface grandaddy has figured out a theory, why not pay extra for the big tit pornstar looking hoes like

 but punt less.....so in the long term it's costs the same as punting every week to weeks with cheap hoe$.

 because paying £400+ a month for pussy you don't know or pussy that is not yours is madness

Because price has little or no relationship with quality of fuck that is why. You are likely to get less sex, and support shitty escorts who should quit and learn to do accounts.  If this theory were any good, why post the links here?  We know the answer ... because you know that UKP reviews are the only real way to know. You know that this theory on its own is poor.

So instead--->Read reviews.
So better---> Look on the wiki lists of escorts, sort by rating and start at the top and work down.  Don't just look at the numbers, read the reviews of course.  But the likes of EliieR don't have that many positives by accident.
Or even ---> look at the Tontober list.  Try some of those that have multiple positives.  That is value - and a good fuck.

[grandaddybadman]

Because price has little or no relationship with quality of fuck that is why. You are likely to get less sex, and support shitty escorts who should quit and learn to do accounts.  If this theory were any good, why post the links here?  We know the answer ... because you know that UKP reviews are the only real way to know. You know that this theory on its own is poor.

So instead--->Read reviews.
So better---> Look on the wiki lists of escorts, sort by rating and start at the top and work down.  Don't just look at the numbers, read the reviews of course.  But the likes of EliieR don't have that many positives by accident.
Or even ---> look at the Tontober list.  Try some of those that have multiple positives.  That is value - and a good fuck.

very Good point, starve the overpriced escorts, so that they either leave or lower their price. 

But, even though the quality of sex might not be dependent on price, you can demand much more services if you are paying £300 rather than £80.

Plus for me personally, I don't like to go for the "girl next door with normal tits" because i can get that in real life.
i have punted plenty of "girl next door" types, not all I've reviewed.

i'm in this to fuck the girls that either,
 
1. i don't think i could pull in real life that easily
2. the girls that like pornstars with huuuge tits or huge asses fake or real, with a relatively slim waist
3. both 

The bottom line with punting in this era is......IF YOU WANT ESCORT WITH HUGE TITS, STRONG LEGS, HUGE ASS, THAT IS NOT FAT AND HAVE A PRETTY FACE YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY OVER £250 PER HOUR. 

You think any woman that looks as good as the women in the pictures below is going to be happy fucking a random guy (even a guy with my kind of gains and shreddedness, and smile) for £80-£100 per hour. No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if she looks that good she is going for at least £250 per hour or even for 30 minutes even if she is living in wolverhampton.

I don't like it, that is why i stopped punting, but civilian chicks don't give up pussy exactly when i need them to because they are gassed and don't realise how much they love me until its to late . And grandaddy is not going to be in a relationship just for regular sex.

So my theory has some validity.


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[grandaddybadman]

By the way, i've just realised how terrible the title of this post is..... 

[peter purves]

Sorry!! I am not sure about your theory tbh

If you have a financial cap on how much any WG is worth then paying close to that odds and/or over will only ultimately lead to Punter's Alienation which you seem to be going through already 

[grandaddybadman]

Sorry!! I am not sure about your theory tbh

If you have a financial cap on how much any WG is worth then paying close to that odds and/or over will only ultimately lead to Punter's Alienation which you seem to be going through already 

Define this punter's alienation theory you have? sounds interesting?

[scutty brown]

By the way, i've just realised how terrible the title of this post is..... 

I only read this thread expecting a valid comparative discussion of the relative values of dutch hoes, draw hoes and mattocks.
Dutch hoes tend to be the cheapest and easiest to manipulate - they're good for scraping off unwanted growth

[GreyDave]

Your lists is £££ mate Thought I would say Emma Butt

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might fit yor profile Ive seen her but not reveiwed her as many have I paid 150 for 1/2 which ened up being plus a few mins in out of flat in Bayswater ....I have seen her before at parties years ago pre boob job and now she is carring HH style boobs . I shagged Tiger benson at a partiy too a while ago too she was ...well just , meh the tits look out of place and although she fucked hard and fast with me and several others it was a bit ...you wanh cock ride nummber 3 postionya

I thought her thai cowgirl squating and bouncing on me was fab ..till a guy wandered over and she also gave him a blow job  over me! it was a bit mechanical .
lying down with a stranger straddled over megetting his cock sucked as she rode me  I went from holding her jugs to seeing a hairy arse and balls 

Emma Butt was fantastic she was compleletly into it and should I get a lotto win she would be the daily servicer provider

[Sparta Prada]

But, even though the quality of sex might not be dependent on price, you can demand much more services if you are paying £300 rather than £80.

Somehow I don't think it works like that! The girls you are admitting to be interested in are priced based on their looks. But that doesn't mean to say they will allow you to do things they would not usually provide?

[grandaddybadman]

Your lists is £££ mate Thought I would say Emma Butt

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might fit yor profile Ive seen her but not reveiwed her as many have I paid 150 for 1/2 which ened up being plus a few mins in out of flat in Bayswater ....I have seen her before at parties years ago pre boob job and now she is carring HH style boobs . I shagged Tiger benson at a partiy too a while ago too she was ...well just , meh the tits look out of place and although she fucked hard and fast with me and several others it was a bit ...you wanh cock ride nummber 3 postionya

I thought her thai cowgirl squating and bouncing on me was fab ..till a guy wandered over and she also gave him a blow job  over me! it was a bit mechanical .
lying down with a stranger straddled over megetting his cock sucked as she rode me  I went from holding her jugs to seeing a hairy arse and balls 

Emma Butt was fantastic she was compleletly into it and should I get a lotto win she would be the daily servicer provider

I did see emma butt in bayswater in 2013, great punt

[Danielsouthy1]

Good on you my man! Hope you get to fuck them all, hope I have a punting life in older age!

[magnetico]

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Lana Rhoades's new ass looks pretty ridiculous. 

[paolo.dicanio]

Who is this?  Stunning!!!

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[grandaddybadman]

Who is this?  Stunning!!!

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That is the legendary chloe vevrier, she is my dream this picture was taken in the late 80's i think (she must be 50 now)

but she still looks amazing (but for some reason she uses a lot of airbrush on her photos.