Author Topic: Elle English - Northfields  (Read 1844 times)


1 review(s) for Elle English (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline greekguy55

Turned up at 4:15, was on my way by 4:29 :dash:

She's got no reviews on here so I hate to be the first (negative) one. :yahoo:

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Date - Wednesday 8th August 2018

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Northfields, London. 3rd floor apartment, 5 minutes walk from Northfields Station. Nice enough place. Room was clean and tidy. I've been here on different occasions and had great punts with 2 other WG's that work from there. I am referring to External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only. Both of these were 10/10 punts for me. Both girls being stunning and services offered outstanding.

Price - £80/half an hour

Comms - Comms were okay. Rang her after she didn't respond to my initial text. Answered with a cute alluring voice, me likey! :rose: Asked to book her for 4pm, but she requested 4:15. No problem. I agreed. Got a prompt text with the address. So far, so good.

The Girl - Greeted me smiling with a cute voice wearing a night robe with nothing on underneath. Clearly she didn't make the best of efforts. Facially attractive, I'd say 6/10. Average build slim size 8ish body, little bit of tummy on her. Small boobs with nice nipples. I usually go for slim petite size 6 girls however this time no dress size was listed on her profile and in her photos she looks slimmer than she actually is. Hence I said fuck it :wackogirl: and chose to take a punt on this occaison, and a punt it was. Still I never knock it before I try it so I was still optimistic about the next half hour at this point.

The Experience - This is where it starts to go downhill. She's not chatty, so no talking is going on. It's okay, I'm here for the services, and to bust a nut and leave. We start off with her giving me a blowjob without a johnny, which was nice. Pretty sloppy, she's got good technique. Her superb dick sucking made me feel optimistic about the events that I thought were about to unfold. After a few minutes of my cock in her mouth, I ask that we get into a 69 position, that way I can return the favour. :P She says she doesn't do 69. I asked if I can still go down on her, which she says is fine, just not in 69. :cry: So I obliged and did this.

She's laying on her back, I'm eating that pussy. But she's yawning, staring at the wall, and trying her utmost best not to show any sign that she's enjoying it. :angry: :angry: :diablo: :dash: She's doing anything but show any response to the oral. It's almost as if I wasn't giving oral. It's either that or her clit is completely gone in terms of nerve endings. Still I make a meal of that cunt despite the attitude, because I paid for that fucking pussy, so I'm cleaning my plate.  :angelgirl: After a few minutes she asks that I put on a condom. We're about to fuck.

I've got a condom on, she's laying on her back, it's mish. I read the sign, it says 'insert here', so I make efforts to do so. However she does this thing where she keeps her legs close together and her hand against your torso so that you can only get the tip of your cock in. After 10 thrusts of my just cock's head barely making it in I said to myself I'm not having this. I'm paying for this. I'm doing it my way. So I pull her legs apart gently and use a bit of elbow grease to get my cock in fully. Success, I've done it. I've infiltrated. I've made it into where I think, possibly, most likely, no man has ever been before. My whole cock is inside her. :thumbsup:

Not long after (really not long after, about 5 thrusts later) she stops me to point to a bruise on her leg explaining this is from a punter who was rough. I hate to call her a liar, but I suspect this bruise (which is minuscule by the way), has nothing to do with her work or any punter. Instead I think her pointing this out is a way for her to bar entry of your complete cock into her prestige pussy (which no one has entered except me I should re-iterate). Anyway I continue. This time I'm not holding her leg; wouldn't want to bruise her like that punter who left that mark on her leg. It's worse now. I've got no leverage. She's complaining that the tip of my dick is hurting her (calm down love I know I've got a large cock but it isn't mandingo). Long story short, she stops me again, continues to moan, my erection is on the way down.

I tell her sorry it's not going to work. I ask (probably wrong of me in the scenario but I felt cheated and wronged so I was happy to get something back out of the scenario) that she give me part of the money back. Since It had barely been 10 minutes and there was arguably no sex. She says she won't give me any of it back. I ask her if she thinks it's fair, she says yes. 'I've sucked your dick, you've eaten me out, I had sex with you. I've done all three things' (her precise words, I remember them verbatim religiously. After a few similar exchanges between me and her, it isn't going anywhere. So I get dressed, and ask her to show me out. Whilst she's walking ahead of me to the door, I pull out my phone, take a burst shot of her. She tried to grab my phone out of my hand (you can see this in the pictures). I make it out with my cock and phone still intact. :coolgirl:

Conclusion - I think I really TOFTT on this occasion. My advice is; avoid like the plague. Proceed at your own risk.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

I'd love to know if anyone here has seen her, and if they either have a positive review on her, or infact, if they had an experience similar to mine.





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Dangermouse1982

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great read. made me chuckle. what a bitch. good burst shots too

Offline Sparta Prada

I have reported this as the address is in the original review which is against the rules IIRC?

Offline BP

It's a bit twattish to post those pics

Neg review perfectly adequate
Did I just white knight - or does anyone else find this distasteful?

Offline Pastime

I think you are being overly sensitive to someone who feels it’s appropriate to effectively cheat someone.

She doesn’t deserve privacy rights - in the same way as a rogue trader doesn’t.

If she had had the decency to offer some form of refund then perhaps it might be different. But it seems she didn’t want sex, and in essence contrived a situation where the customer was made to feel so uncomfortable he left early.

Fuck her.

Offline BP

I think you are being overly sensitive to someone who feels it’s appropriate to effectively cheat someone.
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Fuck her.

Hmm...I dunno.  Feels bad this one.
Never mind..I'll go and give myself a good talking to

Offline Pastime

Maybe I’m being harsh.

But it smarts to be conned out of your money.

Those photos don’t really enable someone who didn’t know her to recognise her. So no harm done really.

Offline Redindian1234

Enjoyed reading this! Sorry about your shit experience Dude!

Offline Redindian1234

It's a bit twattish to post those pics

Neg review perfectly adequate
Did I just white knight - or does anyone else find this distasteful?

Twattish? Indeed. Not the OP, mind.

Offline BP

Maybe I’m being harsh.

But it smarts to be conned out of your money.

Those photos don’t really enable someone who didn’t know her to recognise her. So no harm done really.

Oh dead right....its happened to me.  I never again want that empty pit of a feeling in my stomach that some hoe has just fucking stiffed me (no pun intended)

But that's the whole reason for this forum - for me, posting pics of a SP who clearly has no identifying shots on her AW profile taken in the manner they were taken just seems a little bit OTT for me.  It's stooping to their level....and I get that most would say that's fair-do's.

I think the first two are easily identifiable.

But anyway....OP good review.  Thanks for the warning.  Seriously.


 

Offline woiczeck


 I said to myself I'm not having this. I'm paying for this. I'm doing it my way. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Instead I think her pointing this out is a way for her to bar entry of your complete cock into her prestige pussy (which no one has entered except me I should re-iterate).  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

she says yes. 'I've sucked your dick, you've eaten me out, I had sex with you. I've done all three things' (her precise words, I remember them verbatim religiously.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I pull out my phone, take a burst shot of her. She tried to grab my phone out of my hand (you can see this in the pictures). I make it out with my cock and phone still intact.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Conclusion - I think I really TOFTT on this occasion. My advice is; avoid like the plague. Proceed at your own risk.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

I'd love to know if anyone here has seen her, and if they either have a positive review on her, or infact, if they had an experience similar to mine.



you really did TOFTT - great review had laughing at multiple points - you sound a lot like some of punts, but ve not quite mastered the comedy like you!

Offline WKD123

Thanks for TOFTT. You are a braver man than I, Gungadin.  Funny enough, she was on my HL even with no reviews for when I was brave enough to do what you've done. Not surprising then that my HL is reduced by 1. Mind you, it was far too fucking long anyway. I'll be dead before I get to the end of it.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Thanks for the review OP. What a scammy bitch. I'd an eye on her but she didn't bother reading a AW message I sent enquiring about availability so I had parked the idea. Your review has saved me the effort of trying again. Cheers. As one fellow punter eloquently said "fuck her".
That said, posting the address and non-consensual pics (however blurry) is not cool.

Offline alanarmstrong12345

Great read this did make me laugh out loud.  :lol:

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Offline Dicky

The burst shot was funny but OP you took a risk there. If she had a pimp in the flat you might have had your phone snatched/broken or worse. Also she might have taken pics of you....be careful while pulling these stunts

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Nice one OP.  I know a few guys who would have used force.

Offline bushman

Nice one OP.  I know a few guys who would have used force.
WTF. You and your mates must be a bunch of cocks.