Author Topic: So So Tiny - Heathrow - very tiny but very weird with stomach churning teeth  (Read 19466 times)


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Fancied a shag after plan A cancelled ..had seen So So Tiny profile previously as I like Tiny girls I thought why not this one. She had been in Kingston but now was near Heathrow.

Expectation: to shag a small girl like naughty 20 Claudia

Comms: wierd by txt in so much that she is fixated on time wasters and has a little routine and etiquette that she expects. Basically tooing and fro ing by txt although her profile states she will block you for too much texting..? Still £75 30 min/135 PH I booked at two hours notice 30 min at 75 Lizzies.

Venue: as it turns out large hotel although I was given a post code told to txt the letters on a traffic cone then wait(???WTF) Parked up in a close but everything looked wrong  ie houses neighbours no where near transport. After texts to confirm message and arrival I was given the hotel details as the final venue.

Services: she does most including anal but I only sampled OWO and HJ

The Girl: looks 4-5  height 4'4" size 4 decent natural 28C tits fit but not toned body tatt to middle of lower back dyed blond short hair initial friendly manner  the real shock was her horrible teeth discoloured and crooked but with mouth closed and bright red lipstick to start I didnt notice.

The meet: I was a bit fkkn jaded after the pissing about to get to the venue txt to tell me which floor when I arrived on the floor txt to tell me which room. Entered welcome she looked OK so paperwork confirmed services into shower no gel or clean towel and whilst I am in the shower she comes in and sits for a shit or piss an  remarks for me not to spray water on her??? Half dry onto bed with dry clean towel on it she obviously had used her towel allowance as this was the bathtowel but hadnt raided the housekeepers trolly. OK feel boobs down for very toothy BJ back facing me and I turn her and she smiles and reveals those horrendous teeth fkk I though lets just shag her and go but with a sore dick Bod Mhor was playing up so HJ and lick to male mumms and I shot my load. I was really mad at myself and it was one of those times when I though what the fkk am I doing here? especially as through the meet she was commenting on this darling like is that a mole on your chest dont like the look of that you can do anything you like darling then telling me that she didnt tell me not to CIM (which she did)  out of the blue and repeating like its a mega slight on her wtf?  it ruined the whole situ but she was psudo friendly and when I told her I was going she asked me to stay for the duration?why was I going? fkk Im out of here so I washed BM very thoroughly with the hotel bar of white soap dried with the clean towel on the bed and off in I guess 25 mins from entering the hotel.

Conclusion; I should have walked and I cant blame the girl as she looked to provide service for the time agreed. The truth is that she is a quirky girl with a great body but horrendous teeth and manner and I was repelled at the thought of getting too close to her. Her manner reminded me of some pikey folk I met that rough uneducated way of speaking with darlin at every phrase. I recognise her instantly she opened the door  from some porn clip on the web but cant find the link yet and I must say that influenced my weak mind. What can I say looking at her AW feedback the story is there for all to see I never place any credibility on AW feedback so never really check it out but in this case it was spot on in 50% of her feedbacks. Return no I should have looked for one of the many many good budget girls out there but Tiny girl was the hook. YHB when you stop laughing will need to study the profiles closer than I did as Im sure there are other horrors out there. The University of Life taught me another useful lesson and I will remember to do more homework.

Happy punting    :hi:

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Have you read punther's review before booking her?

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I recognise her instantly she opened the door  from some porn clip on the web but cant find the link yet and I must say that influenced my weak mind.
 
 
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

She has been on AW with many names, early on it was Mud Pug (or mudpug?) with many negatives. Sorry that you had a rough time. She always makes punters walk the plank to find her. I was done over in this way and have forgotten her name from that time. Yucky.
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Offline dubhcarr

Have you read punther's review before booking her?

no I didnt and Im sorry I didnt

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She has been on AW with many names, early on it was Mud Pug (or mudpug?) with many negatives. Sorry that you had a rough time. She always makes punters walk the plank to find her. I was done over in this way and have forgotten her name from that time. Yucky.

well its wierd and I should have quit then.....

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glad I didnt shag her...........but frankly as the poster stated I think this is a well rehearsed act......

Offline pumps

total madness op, thanks for sharing the grim experience.

I think the paranoid prossies that get you to start describing your location and all kinds of nonsense along those lines are the substance abusers, I've had very similar things happen a couple of times and they were blatantly druggies when I eventually got face to face with them, I ended up walking on those occasions.

I guess you know what to do next time, you see these signs.


Have you read punther's review before booking her?

This did spring to mind, but sometimes things are easily overlooked.  I've done it myself.

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oh come on dubhcarr, some of your punts are good to excellent... and some lets just say A BIG FAT RED CARD!!!!

AND THIS ONE IS CERTAINLY THAT A BIG FAT RED CARD!!! :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:
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Offline woiczeck

I would not go there if she was the last prossie on earth.  I defo wouldnt fuck it with one of any of your rods and I would wish her on anyone...

She used list bareback in previous profile too - and if you had OWO, OP, I would go and get two tetnus shots in your dick right now, right fucking pronto mate.

 for Poor choice, could have had your pick if you were spending £70 30mins... like the white knight in IJ and The Last Crusdae says "he chose pooorlee".  :D

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oh come on dubhcarr, some of your punts are good to excellent... and some lets just say A BIG FAT RED CARD!!!!

AND THIS ONE IS CERTAINLY THAT A BIG FAT RED CARD!!! :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:

ha ha Mr KT yeh an before the start of the season.....

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I would not go there if she was the last prossie on earth.  I defo wouldnt fuck it with one of any of your rods and I would wish her on anyone...

She used list bareback in previous profile too - and if you had OWO, OP, I would go and get two tetnus shots in your dick right now, right fucking pronto mate.

 for Poor choice, could have had your pick if you were spending £70 30mins... like the white knight in IJ and The Last Crusdae says "he chose pooorlee".  :D

well this is the power of linking previous profiles and identities.......correct a poor choice and stated......

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well this is the power of linking previous profiles and identities.......correct a poor choice and stated......

It seems I stand corrected



Offline magnetico

no I didnt and Im sorry I didnt
Well that's now a lesson learned the hard way  :sarcastic:


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I will be honest I am surprised that an experienced punter like you would make the mistake and not know about her.

She is well documented on here and has unprotected on her profile.

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sore dick Bod Mhor was playing up so HJ and lick to male mumms and I shot my load.

Wait . . . What???

Offline dubhcarr

I will be honest I am surprised that an experienced punter like you would make the mistake and not know about her.

yeh just shows we all have to be very careful out there....

She is well documented on here and has unprotected on her profile.

Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Penetration (Protected)

(from her likes liston the current profile)

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Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Penetration (Protected)

(from her likes liston the current profile)

It definitely shows unprotected sex on her likes list

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Here's a few screen grabs from the video..... NOT for the faint hearted  :scare:

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Here's a few screen grabs from the video..... NOT for the faint hearted  :scare:

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Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Penetration (Protected)

(from her likes liston the current profile)

Don't beat yourself up over it mate, we have all done things we regret afterwards  :hi:

On current profile list

Penetration (Protected)
Pole Dancing
Pregnant
Prostate Massage
Pussy Pumping
Receiving Oral
Rimming
Rimming (giving)
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Snowballing
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Spanking (receiving)
Strap On
Striptease
Sub games
Swallow
Swallow (at discretion)
Sybian & Machine Sex
Tantric
Tie & Tease
Toys
Uniforms
Unprotected Sex

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Here's a few screen grabs from the video..... NOT for the faint hearted  :scare:

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jeeeezeee.....flashbacks

1 wrong move with your cock in her mouth and no exaggeration it would be sliced open

funny thing is without her physical deterioration she actually would be hot  :sarcastic:



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this is not her.........

No,its not her but i bet she is a druggie.

Who in one of the clips posted is bare backing a punter.

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No,its not her but i bet she is a druggie.

Who in one of the clips posted is bare backing a punter.

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 :vomit: you don't get a mouth like that from just forgetting to floss now and again. That's years of sustained drug abuse.

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Damm, looking at her pic..she must be on crack
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Offline pewpewpew

I hate this kind of shit. I had a look at her gallery photos and thought she looked quite nice, then I saw the videos  :scare:

Obviously a girl isn't going to put that she's ugly on her profile but turning up expecting a 10 only to be met with a 2 is always a shocker

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Xtro, please tell me that's not her!! Holy fuck, that's scary shit.

Looks like Richard Kiel's daughter -

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Offline SamLP

Sorry to hear OP.
I can see the temptation based on the AW profile, and sometimes when you're there, the dick brain takes over.

I recognise that profile from my searches. Always worth cross checking UKP before taking the plunge.

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Holy shitttttt..with those visuals I can't be in 100 mile radius of her  :lol:

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Sorry to hear OP.
I can see the temptation based on the AW profile, and sometimes when you're there, the dick brain takes over.

I recognise that profile from my searches. Always worth cross checking UKP before taking the plunge.

thanks   :hi:  yeh last minute punt arranged hastely usually 95% done like this are OK but a few horrors out there.......I guess if punters are willing to review their visits good or bad then these horrors will be exposed even when they change their profiles but you are right Sam in so much that this great resource which is UKP should be consulted at every turn.........lesson learnt........

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Xtro, please tell me that's not her!! Holy fuck, that's scary shit.

Looks like Richard Kiel's daughter -

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She is actually quite famous in her own right. Apart from the amateur porn films, she's also been in a few James Bond films -

Dentist No (1962)
From Gingiva with Love (1963)
Goldfilling (1964)
Tarterball (1965)
Corsodyl Royale (1967)
You Only Floss Twice (1967)
On Her Majesty's Secret Abscess (1969)
Dentures Are Forever (1971)
The Man with the Golden Tooth (1974)
For Your Teeth Only (1981)
Dentalflossy (1983)
Never Say Listerine Again (1983)
A View to a Drill (1985)
Licence to Drill (1989)
Halitosis Never Dies (1997)
The Toothpaste Is Not Enough (1999)
Floss Another Day (2002)
Colgate of Solace (2008)

I'm sure there's a few I've overlooked.
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She is actually quite famous in her own right. Apart from the amateur porn films, she's also been in a few James Bond films -

Dentist No (1962)
From Gingiva with Love (1963)
Goldfilling (1964)
Tarterball (1965)
Corsodyl Royale (1967)
You Only Floss Twice (1967)
On Her Majesty's Secret Abscess (1969)
Dentures Are Forever (1971)
The Man with the Golden Tooth (1974)
For Your Teeth Only (1981)
Dentalflossy (1983)
Never Say Listerine Again (1983)
A View to a Drill (1985)
Licence to Drill (1989)
Halitosis Never Dies (1997)
The Toothpaste Is Not Enough (1999)
Floss Another Day (2002)
Colgate of Solace (2008)

I'm sure there's a few I've overlooked.

LOL  :lol:

Other films might be

The Dentist Who (didn't) Love Me (1977)
Molar-raker (1979)
GoldenMouth (1995)
Cavity Royale (2006)
Spec-tartar (2015)
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The Dentist Who (didn't) Love Me (1977)
Molar-raker (1979)
GoldenMouth (1995)
Cavity Royale (2006)
Spec-tartar (2015)

   :lol: :lol: :lol:

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She is actually quite famous in her own right. Apart from the amateur porn films, she's also been in a few James Bond films -

Dentist No (1962)
From Gingiva with Love (1963)
Goldfilling (1964)
Tarterball (1965)
Corsodyl Royale (1967)
You Only Floss Twice (1967)
On Her Majesty's Secret Abscess (1969)
Dentures Are Forever (1971)
The Man with the Golden Tooth (1974)
For Your Teeth Only (1981)
Dentalflossy (1983)
Never Say Listerine Again (1983)
A View to a Drill (1985)
Licence to Drill (1989)
Halitosis Never Dies (1997)
The Toothpaste Is Not Enough (1999)
Floss Another Day (2002)
Colgate of Solace (2008)

I'm sure there's a few I've overlooked.
Actual LOLLLL.... brilliant.
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Think this is her too ? Also BBing a punter. Highlight is him wiping his cock on the sheets after he’s done. Classy.

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Think this is her too ? Also BBing a punter. Highlight is him wiping his cock on the sheets after he’s done. Classy.

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That punter was tongue kissing a crackhead   :scare: :scare: 
 
That post-nut clarity must have been dreadful   
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I dont know how or why some guys visit her, it's like people have no sense of worth any more of she was offering it for free on a plate I wonder if people would still take it  :unknown:

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I dont know how or why some guys visit her, it's like people have no sense of worth any more of she was offering it for free on a plate I wonder if people would still take it  :unknown:
No way... I would run a mile.  Foul on almost every front  :scare:
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