Author Topic: London/ Sharon Blonde - Colindale: refused service and clock cheat  (Read 1681 times)


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Offline last_days_of_logan

Sharon Blonde :- i want to start by saying she is a VERY nice lady

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when:- w/c 30th july

comms:- fine, pretty good actually....up until i was at the location then suddenly it became a bit difficult to contact her. i was very much on time and she delayed me by 10 minutes

location: new build in colindale...decent flat for purpose

services: OWO brief, OW, FK, DFK, HJ, missionary very brief

cost: 70 pounds for the hour...i let myself get robbed...sorry guys...these days i can handle my "money back" situations but i completely folded in this instance...dont know why. please dont let her get used to this

Girl: everything is relative to the fact that i think she is 50+....so first of all with that age range in mind she is pretty, does not look her age, has a decent body (but not amazing. its not like a tight 20s , more like a health conscious late 30s / early 40s, she isnt very toned and her boobs are NOT that big....C cups? slightly bigger maybe? and she has NO bubble but at all...i dont know where people get that from
Her face has a very unique eastern european look to it...like far east asia in her lineage.

action: got to the location, got delayed 10 minutes...got there and saw her and thought yeah i will do 1 hour rather than 30 mins, she took my money. undressed and we fondled and kissed in FK then light DFK .... then got the package out and she laughed and had a reaction to it etc etc...chatted a bit (think it was time wasting personally when considering what else happened)..got her to start with head and OWO..was alright...nothing amazing..she does this light tingling thing where she runs her nails across your legs and scrotum...very gently....
Got the condom out , mine as always, and she put it on and lubed up and we gave it a go

she couldnt take it at all and she literally asked to stop and gave me a look to say sorry but can we do something else

i told her to relax i know what to do....so i told her to breathe and went back in and just parked it there for a while...tried to go deeper some more but she couldnt take that so i decided to loosen her up with current depth...

she couldnt take it at all, this REALLY surprised me as i thought given her experience this would be a slam dunk. after a a few mins of VERY VERY slow and soft movements and some kissing ...i asked her if she was alright and she said no..so i asked if we should stop and she said yes apologetically, that was it for penetration...gave me a hand job instead while i was kissing her..felt good but she wasnt making me come

told her to lick my balls and wank me off and she made out she couldnt understand , which to be fair was probably true. so she cradled the balls and wanked me instead

i just wanted to get out of there so i layed down next to her wanked myself off to near completion and asked her to finish me off..which she did

then i told her based on this lets cal it 30 mins and be done...she gave me a confused look and didnt get my money ... i later repeated the compromise and she showed me her phone with a count down...it was at 15 minutes counting down which was COMPLETE bollox!! trust me....i got on the lift 11 minutes after the hour we were supposed to meet so money changed hands at best for  her 15 mins after the hour.......
by the time i left that flat...which was AFTER she had shown me the count down (i actually saw the countdown BEFORE i even got changed and got my stuff and told her goodbye) by the time i left her flat it was 10 mins to the next hour... so best case scenario was 35 minutes...maybe 40 minutes to add in anything else. so that clock was set to something different and not my time
I let the punting community down and didnt aggressively challenge her for the money back. i just thought fuck it and left

she mentioned in the last 6 months to a year she had an operation on her vagina, i am guessing to make it tighter

summary:- very nice conversation with her, very nice lady....looks good for someone in their 50s, cant take thick dicks, cheats on the time

reccomend? No, not if you have a large member. otherwise YMMV . she is a nice person and if her new hole can take you then you could have a great time

ADVISE: start your own clock countdown with her....she could potentially cheat you out of time

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Offline last_days_of_logan

Unlucky on this one :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

i let myself down man

i basically fk'ed and wanked myself off for 70 quid and under 30 mins

i just saw this old woman trying to scam me and thought "you really going to be an aggressive dude for 20 pounds on this old lady?"

i just fake smiled and left..and with it letting the punting community down

Offline Brazilian Martian

i let myself down man

i basically fk'ed and wanked myself off for 70 quid and under 30 mins

i just saw this old woman trying to scam me and thought "you really going to be an aggressive dude for 20 pounds on this old lady?"

i just fake smiled and left..and with it letting the punting community down

You know what you handled it well, because it would of been easy for things to go side ways and then it's seen as the angry black man trying to intimidate a middle age white escort :music:.

We all take Ls now and again, my advice would be make sure they know your packing a bazooka in your pants and also make sure they speak PERFECT ENGLISH


Offline socksfellan2

Bad luck Logan. Sometimes shit like this happens and we can't help it. In fact similar shit happened to me last week. Girl couldn't take length and she bled on my dick :scare:

What I would have done in your position is stop the punt when it became obvious penetration was out and get the money back at least partially...

But you live and learn my dude :drinks:, furthermore she seems to have deactivated the profile. Maybe she's trying to disappear :thumbsdown:

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Unlucky, been in a similar position where I had an older woman who was too tight to fuck. After 15 minutes I called the boss lady of the house and googled translate what happened, got given half my money back.

It sucks she scammed you out perfectly knew what she was doing.

Offline Azucar D Artagnan

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Sorry to hear of this disaster  :scare: Had issues a few months ago with this one ! Had to Neg her for her rude attitude and no showing me !!! Sounds like she has reached the end of the 5 km of cock a WG can take in her career  :lol:

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Hard luck. If they insist on timing, i use a stopwatch on my phone. No fool that!

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Sorry to hear mate!!  :(

Like a good Martial Artist it is not always possible to have one's emotions under control all the time, though I suspect you may well be prepared the next time round  ;)
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You are right. shes got a gorgeous face. I have a great photo of her.
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Offline last_days_of_logan

You are right. shes got a gorgeous face. I have a great photo of her.

for a 50+ year old she has a pretty good face. she isn't better looking than beautiful women in their 20s or 30s...not even close....but taking into account she is well over 50 she does look good

all the gorgeous face in the world cant make up for cheating on time and not providing a refund on reduced service

Offline Brazilian Martian

for a 50+ year old she has a pretty good face. she isn't better looking than beautiful women in their 20s or 30s...not even close....but taking into account she is well over 50 she does look good

all the gorgeous face in the world cant make up for cheating on time and not providing a refund on reduced service

When you say gorgeous are we talking about Jane Seymour  level :unknown:

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Offline last_days_of_logan

When you say gorgeous are we talking about Jane Seymour  level :unknown:

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i didnt say gorgeous...the 'fan' did.

trying to be objective in that she could actually be 60+ but looks like late 40s. she is a grandma but her face does not look like one

as for jane seymour...not a chance in hell...many levels lower

Offline Diggler fights back!

Thanks for honesty, you saved me £70. I cancelled a booking after your review so at least some good has come out of your misfortune. Hope others follow suit and do the same if she likes to play games she may think again if she doesn’t get punters in.
Is it the same outfit that have Amazon Amy in their stable?