Hello All,
First review, but been a member of UKP for a little while - as they say, you are more likely to write about a very bad experience than you are a great experience. Unfortunately, this was one of those times where the experience was down right horrible....
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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Reading town centre
Length of stay / price - 1/2 hr - £80 - (thank god it wasn't any longer)
Comms - not great, had to ask three times for her to give me the postcode of where she was / however she does have a good phone manner
Appearance - Her photos are a true reflection of what she looks like - petite, with small perky tits and a decent ass
Location - Nice modern flat - but she had definitely smoked weed beforehand as the room reeked (not a big fan of the smell of weed - but I am not that fussy)
So after asking for her postcode about three times and the name of her road, she finally texted me her address, and luckily I was only 5 mins away. Parked up on a street nearby and walked towards the location and gave her a call. She told me that she had to quickly run to the shop next to her so asked me to not to come to address at that point - this is when the meeting was supposed to begin. Its currently very hot, but i decided to walk around the block to give her time to go to the shops and come back to her place and be ready for me. About 5-10 mins later, she is ready to meet me.
Go into the flat, which is tidy and modern and get down to the business of paperwork, etc. Services I got around to was covered Oral, some missionary and thats about it. She is really tight and I was a bit big for her, so doggy was not straightforward and I decided to go for covered oral again. During the whole process, she was very childish - in the way she speaks, behaves, everything really, but I cant fault her oral skills. At one point she showed me her phone to show me that I had 7 mins and 43 seconds left - "Look, you have 7 mins left, my phone says" - good grief! Anyway, back to the event.....
Took of the previous condom and she was starting to try and put on the new condom, but her fingers must have touched some cum, or sweat, I don't know what, but she leapt up and said "ewwwwww" in the most child-like manner possible. I said "calm down, Ill put it on myself". To that she snapped back "Don't tell me to calm down" and then started at me in a threatening manner. She is 5 foot nothing and standing naked in front of me, do you really think I'm going to get scared by that? So I stared back. Then she picked up a key from the desk in the room and stormed off. I decided to reconcile and told her that I was going to leave. Got my clothes on, in which time she stormed back in, without saying a word, picked up a sandal, put it up against the door, and stood at the door waiting for me to leave. And slammed the front door after me when I got out.
The problem shes got is that she is clearly way too immature. You can have the best skill, you can be the best looking girl, have the best boobs, ass, whatever, but the most important thing a punter will value is attitude. If they have the right attitude, you will always go back. I am just really thankful that I only wasted £80. Imagine if I booked an hour and she pulled that crap half way through the meeting? Would I have had to get into an argument with her or her bodyguard to get half of my money back???
Anyway, I would strongly recommend avoiding her at all costs. There are plenty of other girls with a much more solid attitude and are not immature.
