This lady right here, Joelle...just gave me the weirdest punt I've ever had.
External Link/Members OnlyThis is the first review I've ever left on here, but I feel an obligation to tell you all to be careful with this one. It is her in the pictures (and as you can see, she does have a good body), but she is, quite frankly, weird. Maybe even a little bit nuts. Lol. The punt had its good moments and bad moments, but on the whole, it's probably the worst time I've ever had on AW. Here's what happened.
The booking took place in Leeds, today at around 15:00. I'd just been to see the lovely Miss Emma Butt a couple of hours before (she's on tour here at the moment), but I had cash to spare and was in the mood for another good punt. Comms were great with Joelle, and she was really sweet on the phone. There was also the added bonus of anal. She was charging £40 extra, but it was only a 30 minute booking so it wasn't too bad. £100 seemed reasonable... The moment I arrived at her dingy little flat...things got weird.
I entered the room, and the bed was directly before me. I tried to walk into the living room (such as it was), when Joelle grabbed hold of me and said, "Get undressed and stay here!" She said this in a very stern voice. In the background, I noticed a figure hiding around the corner, manly looking feet poking out from around the corner. I immediately started to worry and asked who her friend was. She replied. "You guessed right. A friend". A weird, cryptic answer.. I tried to make conversation but she just kept telling me to undress. I brought up anal, and she immediately started asking about my size. Apparently, you have to be rather small to have a shot at anal. Thankfully, I'm just about under average size. She still looked at it with uncertain eyes. Finally, she agreed.
Now, I don't know about you, but it's always good to feel a modicum amount of control in a punt. Basically, you tell the lady what positions you want her in and what you want to do. But she wouldn't have it. I would suggest something, like doggy style for example, and she would flat out say, "No, do as I say". I wasn't paying to be dominated, but she basically just sat me down on the bed and started sucking on my nipples. Upon hearing the sound of the person in the living room coughing and spluttering, I lost my erection. She quickly reminded me, "You only have 20 minutes left". I mean for God's sake! Watching the clock only 5 minutes in. But then, to my relief, she revealed that the other person in the room was her female friend. She wasn't a professional, and couldn't speak a word of English. For an extra £40 she said I could do both her and her friend. Gonna be honest guys, I've never had a threesome before. And the idea of two hot Brazilian ladies at once was two much for me to resist. I paid the extra, and her friend came around the corner. She wasn't as pretty as Joelle, but had a decent figure and a nice smile. For a couple of minutes, I was in heaven, as they both went to work on me... Unfortunately, it did only last a couple of minutes, as Joelle suddenly got up and just walked away, telling me that she wouldn't be doing anal (even though I paid her for it!). She muttered something about only her friend doing anal. Rather annoyed, I did anal with her friend. While it was enjoyable, I was peeved that the actual lady who I'd paid for was just standing in the dirty kitchen area cooking, reminding me that I only had 10 minutes left to finish in.
I consider myself a gentleman. I try to ALWAYS be polite with WGs. But I'm afraid I lost my temper. I asked sternly for her to come back to the bed, saying I didn't want to finish without her present. I tried to have sex with her, and she did let me put it in her pussy for a couple of minutes before suddenly pulling away (just when I was on the verge of finishing), saying the condom was done and so was my time. She laughingly said I couldn't be serious. "You have two hot Latinos and you can't finish!?". Maybe that's because you keep hopping about, love, I almost said.. She said this was my last chance before pushing me down on the bed, wanking me so hard that I thought she was trying to pull it off. I finally asked her to let me do it myself. She said "Your time's up. Please leave". Thankfully, her friend said something to her, before proceeding to finish me off. It took another few minutes before I came, and in each minute Joelle would shout. "Your time is up! Go!".
When I was finally done, I tried to keep my cool and left. Joelle did apologise at the door, but said it was partly my own fault for not cumming sooner... The cheek of it!
Do not believe her profile. "No rush service", she says. LOL. That's a laugh. Felt unwanted from the moment I looked her in the eye. It wasn't a total loss. Every so often it did feel good when both were present. But it was a weird threesome, and Joelle's odd behaviour was very off putting.
Save your money lads. Not worth it.
