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External Link/Members Only1 hour outcall - £120 (turned into 30 minutes for £60)
So ... my first review on UKP!
Had a weekend in MK a couple of weeks ago and thought I'd get in a couple of punts to pass the time. I hadn't had the pleasure of an oriental lady for quite some time and the photos on the profile looked good ... 25 years old, slim, peachy arse, tits looked good. So I rang up and booked an hour, confirming all the usual, price, OWO, FK ... everything good.
Knock on my hotel door at the appointed time and I eagerly bound to the door and pull it open to be confronted with a tiny Chinese lady who was DEFINITELY not the girl in the photos. This one was easily late-30's/early 40's. She swept by me and strolled to the bed whilst I stood at the door in some bewilderment. I should say at this stage that, although I haven't had many punts to date, this is the first time I have ever met with a girl who wasn't the person in the profile - yes I know I've been fucking lucky - and she clearly knew she had to get in quick so my double-take and initial shock gave her the opening she needed! I must be quicker next time!!!
I close the door and look her over. To be fair she isn't ugly (6.5/10 after a couple of pints) and she's smiling at me quite nicely. She tells me that 1 hour is £130, I say no it's £120. She phones "boss" and witters away in Chinese for a while then she says "okay £120". Her English is atrocious and I'm gentlemanly enough to put this price confusion down to the fact that she doesn't know what the fuck she's saying and seeing as my Chinese is non-existent, I'm a fine one to talk!
Now I face a dilemma ... I don't want to spend an hour and £120 with this woman but I'm horny as hell and I need to unload. Eventually my cock-on-head wins but I tell her I actually only want 30 minutes and, after another call to "boss" we settle on £60.
So off comes the kit and she has actually got nice tits with quite large nipples (although the right tit one goes off at an angle which I found quite interesting). The obligatory half-arsed massage followed by me waving my cock at her for a decent uncovered chew ... you guessed it, she reaches for a condom! OWO £20 more ...
So I start stroking her, sucking her nipples, no fingering but she was happy for me to rub her clit. So I go to kiss her and it's all closed mouth ... definitely no FK! Although she did start to get very wet when I went down on her, I was getting bored so on with condom, on her back, legs in the air and the fucking starts. Lots of gasping and panting from her and, as much as I would like to put this down to my enormous penis and god-like love-making prowess, I'm pretty sure she was only practising her acting skills.
So the deed is done, she puts her clothes on and gives me a kiss saying "boss be very happy" ... well at least someone will be
ProsShe was friendly and smiled a lot
Nice tits
Pussy tasted good
She told me I had a very big cock
ConsNOT the girl in the photos
Tried to increase the price
No OWO
No FK
Ordinarily I might have given this a Negative but I didn't want to start my UKP career on a downer and she might have been old but she was friendly. End of fluffiness!
