Author Topic: Scandinavian Astrid Bristol  (Read 2401 times)


1 review(s) for Scandinavian Astrid (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Genesis42777

Evening All,

                          Saw this girl a few weeks ago,i was interested in meeting her for ages as she was on my H/L..
As i think she looks as cute as hell in her profile on AW...www.adultwork.com/Scandinavian+Astrid

So as i find myself in Brizzle i decide to send a few emails and low n behold that evening i get to meet her..Now i understand that each review is (Subjective) and no two people will ever be the same..But i just wish someone would have left a review on here for her, as i was a tad disappointed in our Meet.i booked her 1.1/2 hours at £200.00.

Now i guess i am bit old fashioned but i always like to make an effort when i see a working Lady,after all i am spending my hard earned cash,and i believe if you look really smart and smell good then you usually get a better service all round.Only my opinion...

So there i am waiting at my hotel door...knock...knock...knock...i open the door and feck me...i was a bit taken aback i was expecting this Beautiful Scandinavian beauty dress size 14...But in reality what i got was a rather larger Lady dress size 18-20 dressed in black leggings and a t/shirt and dirty socks...

Now the reason i did not ask her to leave is a simple one,she is actually very cute...albeit alot bigger than her stated profile size on AW..now i should of guessed at her size as when i looked at her PG photos they are all laying down shots and not stood up full body shots..But i learnt my lesson on this one Guys..

Now i hand over the paperwork,and i offer her a drink she only wanted water..And then she climbed on my bed,we chatted for about half an hour,this n that and the other.So i asked her could i join her on the bed,she said yes ,so i did.We were watching this documentary on Tv
and she was yawning and dozing off.And i had the feeling that this was going to be it,as she arrived at 7pm and this was just after 8.15pm that i noticed the time on my watch...

Now this is why its not a Negative but a Neutral ..Then all of a sudden she just seemed to spring to life...as if Boom!!! she jumps on top of me and starts dfk me..and then promptly starts to rip my clothes off...Now it claims in her profile that she squirts...well i gotta say this has never happened to me before...she gets so wet and i mean wet...her juices went through a towel a duvet cover a sheet and a bottom sheet and still managed to soak the mattress...
Glad it was a (hotel and not my bed) i have honestly never ever seen anything like it..It really was like something out of a movie,the first time she squirted i got so freaked out, i removed my hand and shot off the bed...(Yikes WTF was that i said ha-ha...)

So,after an eternal baptism off her bodily fluids,she does rather a good blowjob...and in all fairness to her she did not leave till just after 10pm...is she cute yes she is,is she a nice person and good company,yes she is...But for the different dress sizes i would of given her a Positive...but sadly its not..


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vw

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Thanks for review have had this one on the maybe list, useful stuff.   :hi:


sloopjohnb

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we chatted for about half an hour,this n that and the other. So i asked her could i join her on the bed,she said yes ,so i did.
A little slow of the mark, and a little overly gallant, if you ask me.

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We were watching this documentary on Tv and she was yawning and dozing off
Maybe she thought you'd booked her to fuck her, not hold her hand while you watch TV? Next time, pay, do the business and only watch TV afterwards if you can't manage any more and your time's not up.

Offline Genesis42777

"we chatted for about half an hour,this n that and the other. So i asked her could i join her on the bed,she said yes ,so i did.
A little slow of the mark, and a little overly gallant, if you ask me.

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funnily enough sloopjohnb but i did not ask you..!! however as i value (you) having an Opinion i shall reply...
A little slow off the mark.."Maybe for you"..but i look at it this way...i have never met this girl..i am twice her age,therefor she is as nervous as me as i am off her..i established early on that i was her only punter for the evening so i was willing to go with the flow..As for being over gallant,well  "Maybe for you" but i think a bit of mutual respect and decency goes both ways,and i paid for 1 /1/2 hours and got 3
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"We were watching this documentary on Tv and she was yawning and dozing off"
Maybe she thought you'd booked her to fuck her, not hold her hand while you watch TV? Next time, pay, do the business and only watch TV after wards if you can't manage any more and your time's not up.

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Or maybe,like all working girls they have there own "master plan going on here" and she decided to give me a G.F.E...
Thank you for your advice sloopjohnb...And maybe next time i will ask for your advice first,but maybe NOT.....
Its no wonder people are hesitant at posting reviews if all you do is,do an Autopsy,criticize and interrogate

But i hope you have a pleasant evening

Regards

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sloopjohnb

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Autopsy,criticize and interrogate
'Twas intended as friendly advice, or maybe a gentle ribbing - I don't remember really; maybe both.

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But i hope you have a pleasant evening
No less than my hopes for you, and may all yours be so.  :)

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Looking at this photo you can tell that she is a bit of a chubber! Her knickers disappeared into the ether there. :rolleyes:

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