Author Topic: South East / Emma at Zeus Spa, Slough  (Read 4396 times)

Offline peter.witless

I saw Bossman01's review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=202006 on Zeus External Link/Members Only and was in Slough on Friday so decided to satisfy my curiosity.

I agree with his assessment ... note that this is my 1st "spa" experience so I have nothing to compare to ...

I paid £70-00 ... £25-00 entry, £25-00 30 minute massage, £20-00 for HJ (which Emma called "Facilities"). Note that £25-00 is all that is required ... I wasn't pressured for anything further & coffee/tea & water are free for the asking.
 
A rather pleasant place to relax in. 2 Hot-tubs (with signs forbidding sex in the tub!  :lol:), 1 Steam room, 1 Sauna, separate male & female changing rooms, but common showers. There are 2 "resting" rooms which contain nothing but a raised platform with a vinyl covered foam mattress on, just smaller than a double bed ... There is also a single massage room. Everything was neat and clean. I had 3 free cups of coffee (not very good, but not terrible ... instant coffee in disposable plastic cups).

There was one couple there at the time but they kept to themselves, they spent a bit of time in one of the "resting" rooms with the door firmly closed. Other than that I was the only punter (16h00 - 18h00 when I left.)

There were 2 girls, Vanessa, a pretty red-head, who I'd have been happy to spend some time with, and Emma, the girl OP mentioned.

Emma is exactly my type ... petite with tiny tits (A or AA). She was friendly and chatty, but didn't want to get into the hot-tub with me (she says she spends too much time in them and it's bad for her skin ... hmmm). Emma stood outside the hot-tub while I played with her hands and stroked her arms, she returned the favour by lightly stroking my shoulders. We chatted quite easily, but she seems more the passive type, expecting someone else to take the lead. I accepted the offer of a 1/2 hr massage, and accompanied her to the massage room. I have no idea how well she massages, as I was more interested in touching her body. I spent almost 20 minutes hands on with a very pretty young girl (I find it difficult to believe she's the 20 she claims ... I'd believe 18 simply because I'm sure they won't have an underage girl in there.) She was happy for me to play with her tits and pussy, but no fingers inside and no kissing her anywhere. She giggled a bit when I complimented her on her beauty, which was quite attractive to me. Her HJ skills aren't exactly world class, but I put that down to inexperience, and the eye-candy more than made up for it.

Emma is Romanian (no reason to doubt that), her English is good. She has black shoulder length hair which was tied up, and 6 tattoos for those that like them.

I'd give her 6/10 for service (5/10 for skill & 7/10 for enthusiasm), but would rate both her body and face as a solid 9/10. Obviously only for those of us who like petite.

I spent 45 minutes in the sauna afterwards, and that alone would have been worth the £25-00 entrance fee ...

I'll definitely be back, next time I'm going to try and stay later to see if the place fills up a bit, but also to see if Emma gets any more accommodating with returning punters ...

Does anyone have any recommendations for any other spas in the London / South East area? I'm now interested in trying more out ...



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?? The link is in the review ??

Whoops. So it is!  :wacko: My apologies.  :hi:


Offline Bossman01

Glad you supported my review. It really is a good spot if you want to spend the same money as a 30minute punt yet stay hours relaxing with lovely young girls and the occasional cheeky couple.

Offline Sausagesurprise

It would be a bit of a drive for me to get there but sounds great,

Is it just massage services on offer?

Does anything go on with other couples? Or pretty much just the workers?

Any tips on days and times would be great, don’t feel would want overly busy as will be feeling horny as hell and walk around with a hard on the whole time till released so may feel little awkward but if it’s the norm there then I’m happy lol

Offline peter.witless

It would be a bit of a drive for me to get there but sounds great,

Is it just massage services on offer?

Does anything go on with other couples? Or pretty much just the workers?

Any tips on days and times would be great, don’t feel would want overly busy as will be feeling horny as hell and walk around with a hard on the whole time till released so may feel little awkward but if it’s the norm there then I’m happy lol

Yes, just a massage & HE

On the other 2 questions, I've only been there once, so no idea. It MUST get busier, otherwise they wouldn't be able to survive financially ... Emma said they are open 13h00 to 03h00 Mon to Sat (so not Sun) ... I would think weekend early hours might be the busiest times, but who knows ... hopefully someone else has an idea.

The signs forbidding sex in the hot tub certainly imply that something goes on with other couples ... but I'm sure it's one of those things that happen far more in my imagination than in real life ...    :cry:

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@ £30 entry for couples with those facilities, it's cheaper than a day room at a hotel

Offline Sausagesurprise

Is there a general approx age range? I’m 29 and this really appeals to me but don’t want to look odd if it’s something that is generally older guys.

Also I read about towels to wear between hot tub and sauna etc, is it the kind of place you just don’t bother taking shorts?

What is the idea of the resting room?

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Is there a general approx age range? I’m 29 and this really appeals to me but don’t want to look odd if it’s something that is generally older guys.

Also I read about towels to wear between hot tub and sauna etc, is it the kind of place you just don’t bother taking shorts? YES

What is the idea of the resting room? Somewhere couples can go into and have fun. I assume the rooms are lockable from the inside

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I think I’m going to need to make the trip next week

Offline GmxJim

Has anybody been recently ? Last time I was there it was the same 2 girls, one was playful in the hot tub but seemed spaced out all the time. Massage was ok but not convinced she wasn't on somthing.

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Sometimes the blonde manager tosses you off

The spaced out girl is best steered clear of lol


Offline muffdazzler

You definitely do not wear shorts - really unhygienic. Also, these places are like a night out. One night it’s packed, next is dead, another old, another fat. You pay your money and take your chance.

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Sometimes the blonde manager tosses you off

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Do you mean once you book her for a massage and pay for facilities? Or do you mean randomly as you enter? Lol