Apologies for lack of web link, still trying to work it out, but it’s the place on the main Marylebone Rd, about 4 doors down from Lloyd’s Bank
My punting phone was dead and I was feeling horny so I threw caution to the wind and went for a walk in, as someone previously stated, the entrance is very public.
Receptionist said they had someone immediately at £35 for 30 mins, I agreed and was shown to a clean room with a massage table and shower.
So far so good.
In walked a fat (and I mean fat, size 18) Thai woman, probably earlier 30s.
By this time I’m more or less undressed and figured it was my own fault for not asking to see the masseur so we cracked on. She could barely speak English but I explained I had a bad shoulder and wanted a light massage.
The massage was ok, a few light of my balls and arse but nothing sustained,
I turned over and she looked at my cock and said £30, I told her £20 and she reluctantly agreed.
This is where it went downhill. She basically tried a very odd technique of rubbing my cock against my belly without using hand strokes. I patiently tried to show her it wasn’t doing it for me and that I needed her hand. She tutted and stopped twice, glaring at me.
I eventually managed to get her to get me over the line but it was very touch and go.
In all, it’s fairly cheap and the massage was ok but her attitude was very poor, this could easily have been a negative but I suppose as I got my rocks off I’ve given her a let off.
Would I go back? Unlikely
