Author Topic: theblondemilf - Leeds - 60 mins - £100  (Read 1983 times)


6 review(s) for theblondemilf (5 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline kiltedviking

[Edited to add the AW link]
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Saw this lady recently, been on my hotlist for a long time based on the previous reviews on here.

However, my experience is somewhat different so felt I had to review to ensure anyone interested was aware of the changes.

In many ways the meeting went exactly the same as other reviewers...

Arranged by phone, all very easy.  Once I got to the Docks (where else) I phoned again and got the details to get in and find the flat.

The door opened and in customary fashion she was standing behind it.  I stepped in and the first hint that things had changed was when I saw her face.  Now I hadn't seen it before but given the public gallery photos I wasn't expecting such a gaunt look, exposed cheekbones etc.  Still, I quickly scanned her figure and she was very friendly greeting me, so an initial thought about walking was dispelled as under her short dress, her body seemed to look very attractive.

As per other meets the main points came to the fore:

1. Had to mention her dogs repeatedly, I'm not a dog fan at all and have zero interest in hearing about them so I tried to quickly nip it in the bud
2. Fucking hell she can talk - she used the same line as I've seen in other reviews "this is the only way to get me to stop talking" as she got my cock in her mouth.

Started with a back/bum massage (all the time talking) and then turned over for a thigh massage (!) that turned into getting me hard (normally I'd be hard just from the prospect but her talking about loads of different stuff (some of it very personal and not at all happy) really put me off getting into the spirit of the punt).

Then came the main shocker, as she was giving me OWO, so stripped her dress off, then in turn her lingerie to reveal a body that had lost a LOT of weight in a very short time - gatherings of extra skin that you normally associate with an obese person after extreme weight loss surgery.  Her pussy seemed shrouded in a few more pairs of lips, not at all attractive.

Her tits were like two potatoes inside a pair of socks.  To be fair she commented all the way through the meet about the weight loss, why it had happened and how she was determined to get weight back on and hopefully get her tits and bum back.

I'd say though that her appearance has changed significantly from her AW photos that it's a bit of a misrepresentation (but you could say that about 80 of girls on AW I guess, only most of them it's because they put weight on).

I have to say she looked well underweight and clearly has some issues in her personal life that need sorting out.

From her on top (tits waving like half of a fleshy Newton's cradle) I moved her to doggy, slightly better, then to missionary, where I popped for first time.

We then sat and chatted for a while and she started trying to get me hard again for round two.  But the weird juxtaposition between her chat subjects (fucking anything and everything) and the fact that I was trying SO hard to concentrate on anything remotely sexy, meant I just couldn't get hard again and gave up eventually.

I was out of there after about 50 minutes, and very happy to be out to be honest.

I've deliberated for a while about the rating, but eventually have to opt for "negative" because I really didn't enjoy it.

Summary:

Positives:
- easy to arrange
- very pleasant lady
- clean, easy to find apartment (although no door on the bathroom, good thing I didn't need the toilet!)
- on the cheaper end for an hour

Neutral
- She NEVER stops talking, a big off-putting negative for me, but rating it neutral because all other reviews say the same thing so I knew what I was letting myself in for)

Negatives
- Drastic and pretty sad appearance change, made a huge difference to the punt - I was attracted to the photos on AW, but not to her in the flesh at all.
- Subjects of chats were very personal and pretty depressing.  I feel for her going through the stuff she talked about but a punt is not the place to discuss it, I want to be led into a fantasy world (where the fantasy is that a hot girl with big tits actually wants to fuck me, mainly).
- Absolutely no kissing at all.  I didn't attempt to instigate any (due to the points above) and it says at her discretion on her profile but I'd expect some form of intimacy to make it feel like a GFE.

My overall feeling coming away from it was that it was like two neighbours meeting over a garden fence talking about all their personal problems, while one of them simultaneously wanks the other off vigorously through a crack in the fence.  Very weird.


« Last Edit: July 28, 2018, 12:59:05 pm by kiltedviking »


Offline kiltedviking

Oh rubbish. yes sorry I forgot to add the link, thanks mate.

Offline kiltedviking

Not sure why it's not showing on the index of negative reviews, sure it will rectify itself, but definitely a negative.

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No problem at all dude.  :hi:

It will be marked on the database as negative, I'm just not sure of time length it takes.

Offline massivejohnson

Sorry to hear about the experience, but I do like a good chuckle when I read reviews  :lol:

I've just realised she's on my HL, must have been there a long time, off now  :scare:

Offline Romeo Sensini

Its time she updated her pics.

Offline cueball


My overall feeling coming away from it was that it was like two neighbours meeting over a garden fence talking about all their personal problems, while one of them simultaneously wanks the other off vigorously through a crack in the fence.  Very weird.
This ^^ has me genuinely laughing  :lol:

I've contemplated this one over the years but never sniffed her out, glad I didn't now.

Cheers for the review (it were a good read) and thanks for making my mind up  :hi:

Offline muffin

I saw her about 6 years ago. She was a bitter and twisted old prozzie jealous of her younger rivals.