Author Topic: Massage Therapist LU - Luton  (Read 7565 times)


2 review(s) for MASSAGE THERAPIST LU (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Williams56

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A positive review but one that needs to be seen in context.

A dodgy neck and shoulder combined with curiosity over a prostate massage led me to Monika as she appeared capable of giving a professional massage and comfortable providing a happy ending.

£50 for a full hour + £10 for prostate massage

Comms were good, a phone call sorted a time and text messages took me to her flat. Monika operates from a small block of flats with buzzer entry close to Castle St, I think she lives there but has given over a room to a very professional looking massage bench, this room also has a nice shower off of it.

I suspect Monika is a few years older than the 41 claimed on aw. The following site has face pics but I think they may be fairly old, her eyes remain striking and she told me she's put on weight recently, the overall impression wasn't helped by a white vest top and denim knee length skirt which didn't flatter her. Still that's pretty academic as I spent most of my time either looking at the floor or ceiling.
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Monika's aw page is very clear on what she offers and what isn't on offer. No kiss on the cheek when first meeting, instead a handshake (a first for me) and an enquiry into whether I want a relaxing massage or something more serious, I explained my aches and pains and she left me to have a shower and sort myself out on the bench. The massage was brilliant, lying face down she started on the soles of my feet finishing at my neck but focusing on my back, shoulder and neck, as I'd told her that I hadn't had that many massages she only used medium pressure apparently. Then onto my back where she worked on the front of my legs, all together the massage was 40-45 minutes. Conversation ebbed and flowed through that time, Monika was chatty but not to the extreme and I found her very easy to talk to.

There was no teasing brushing of my tackle transitioning me to hand relief, instead the massage came to an end, the gloves went on and off we went. I didn't enjoy the prostate massage I was my first and I doubt I relaxed enough, the hand job was rapid and mechanical with too much oil for my liking. But here's the thing Monika had my leg trembling in a way it hasn't done for a long while and the orgasm was much more intense than usual. When it came to the hand job I didn't particularly enjoy the journey but the ending was very good.

Throughout the massage Monika's clothes remained on, as the handjob progressed I put my hand on her bum, over her skirt, which she accepted but when I reached up and touched the bare skin of her shoulder she moved away.

So there we have it, I've gone for positive as she delivered what she promised, a cracking massage, a prostate massage with an intense finish, a pleasant manner and a safe, comfortable environment for some 75 minutes overall.

It worked for me but if you're looking for a more sensual massage which concentrates mainly on your cock and balls, delivered by someone in a state of undress who encourages or tolerates wandering hands then Monika isn't for you.

Offline Baxter63

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Yes, 41 is pushing it, considering she was working in Central London and advertising in magazines, before the internet was the source. She was 'mature', then, so pushing 60 now? In her ads she's always been adamant about her limits
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Offline Jamie62

Seems to be advertising on gumtree for £40 for the hour...seems more legit?

Offline 20jay

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A positive review but one that needs to be seen in context..---...It worked for me but if you're looking for a more sensual massage which concentrates mainly on your cock and balls, delivered by someone in a state of undress who encourages or tolerates wandering hands then Monika isn't for you.

Thanks for your review, it sounds for me a wee bit medically orthopedic cool and sterile, that I ask myself if the NHS would pay, so on prescription. Don't get me wrong , if you're happy, and as we can see,you are, than is all fine, but it would be not be my cuppa tea. :hi:

Offline Moneyshow

excellent accurate fair review, tbh the first time i saw her (review many months ago) she wasnt (at the time) offering hand jobs.

very good massage though, have since been back and had a hand job at the end, but in truth it was more functional

Offline 20jay

So if I understand you boys right, here we talk about a "real massage" with a little erotic insert but without a happy ending as offered by the Thai's..?!
She is then a fully qualified physiotherapist..?

Just for the sake of interest, I ask, as already mentioned last time I'm not a fan of massages in general ,for reasons, exception would be if the orthopedic prescribes this.

Cheers  :hi:

Offline Jamie62

If the legs are trembling, then this works....

Offline Tricky69

Seen Monika about 18 months ago she was working from her family home , ok massage nothing sensual about it ,she did give me a hand job at the end but she wore a plastic glove to do it which kind of killed the moment

Offline 20jay

Seen Monika about 18 months ago she was working from her family home , ok massage nothing sensual about it ,she did give me a hand job at the end but she wore a plastic glove to do it which kind of killed the moment

...she wanked you off with plastic gloves .... that's terrible then better just a massage, and then a prescribed by the doctor :dash:

Offline Tricky69

I got the impression she felt she was a professional massuse and shouldn't have to be giving hand jobs

Offline Baxter63

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That was part of the persona she put across, sometimes, in her magazine ad days. A bit of nanny, mumsy or nursey, for the City or public schoolboy types.  Now she's in Luton!
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Offline Jamie62

Did you negotiate the prostate massage beforehand? Was it offered?