Author Topic: Melissa Mistress near Tower Bridge  (Read 3198 times)


1 review(s) for Melissa Mistress (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline yr_rs

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I called and asked if she does A, DT, CIM and swallow. She said yes to everything apart from swallow so I booked an hour from 4pm for £110. I called 3:45 to re-schedule for 7 as I was struggling to leave work. A dickish move but she didn't give me a hard time about it. Ex-council flat opposite the Magistrates Court on Tooley Street.

I often think this but she's way hotter than the pictures. These girls have terrible photographers. She's got a gorgeous tight body and firm fake tits. I like that kind of thing dispite the scarring. Pretty face.

She ask how many times I wanna cum, 2? I say 2, 3 I dunno! She asks if I want to just do 30mins. Maybe she didn't like the look of me. I said an hour.

Regardless she's actually very friendly and quite charming and flirtatious.

She takes the money away, comes back after a minute or 2 and I start feeling her tits with ice cold hands. It doesn't go down well, so she starts on the OWO and ball licking. Not bad but after 2 minutes she's reaching for the condoms. I ask her to continue OWO which she does for another minute or 2. Annoying.

Start with cowgirl, then doggie. She says no A-levels because I'm too big. Bollocks I'm a 7 on a good day. Mish was pretty good. You can see her body. Tight fanny. She's making all the right noises and is quite enthusiastic. 25 minutes after I got there I'm done. I get £40 back and I leave.

She looks great, has a warm manner and I really enjoyed the mish.
She's full of shit and I could protest but I don't like doing that. That shit's just not hot.

Not fully negative because I had a good time despite the bollocks.

Offline Meursault


She looks great, has a warm manner and I really enjoyed the mish.
She's full of shit and I could protest but I don't like doing that. That shit's just not hot.

Not fully negative because I had a good time despite the bollocks.
I'm not sure why this is a negative, except for no A, she seems to offer a good service. On my HL as I work very close to her, thanks.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2013, 08:43:53 am by Meursault »

Offline Meursault

On reflection, maybe this "negative" report is a well thought out fluff  :unknown:

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Offline blue

Yet another Romanian disaster story, when are you lads going to learn, they are five star skanks.  :dash:

Offline Mr Farkyhars

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they are five star skanks

Who give money back for unused time? Surely two stars at most :D
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Offline Zeusthedoc

these days, I am extremely likely to avoid any Romanian WG...

that said, I think it's her fake tits, orange face/white chest combo, and bright green heels that are putting me off....

Offline yr_rs

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I called and asked if she does A, DT, CIM and swallow. She said yes to everything apart from swallow so I booked an hour from 4pm for £110. I called 3:45 to re-schedule for 7 as I was struggling to leave work. A dickish move but she didn't give me a hard time about it. Ex-council flat opposite the Magistrates Court on Tooley Street.

I often think this but she's way hotter than the pictures. These girls have terrible photographers. She's got a gorgeous tight body and firm fake tits. I like that kind of thing dispite the scarring. Pretty face.

She ask how many times I wanna cum, 2? I say 2, 3 I dunno! She asks if I want to just do 30mins. Maybe she didn't like the look of me. I said an hour.

Regardless she's actually very friendly and quite charming and flirtatious.

She takes the money away, comes back after a minute or 2 and I start feeling her tits with ice cold hands. It doesn't go down well, so she starts on the OWO and ball licking. Not bad but after 2 minutes she's reaching for the condoms. I ask her to continue OWO which she does for another minute or 2. Annoying.

Start with cowgirl, then doggie. She says no A-levels because I'm too big. Bollocks I'm a 7 on a good day. Mish was pretty good. You can see her body. Tight fanny. She's making all the right noises and is quite enthusiastic. 25 minutes after I got there I'm done. I get £40 back and I leave.

She looks great, has a warm manner and I really enjoyed the mish.
She's full of shit and I could protest but I don't like doing that. That shit's just not hot.

Not fully negative because I had a good time despite the bollocks.

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