External Link/Members Only Having failed to book into Thai99, I decided to take a look at establishments in Pink Lane near Central Station in Newcastle city centre. Trying the door I found it open but held on a chain. Within seconds a Chinese lady appeared and welcomed me in. This was Mary and soon I found myself in one of the rooms with a proper massage bed. I agreed on an hours massage for £40. I stripped and lay face down on the bed - Mary returned from securing the front door and began the massage. She is clearly professionally trained and began a firm massage as requested. Her hands ran up and down my uncovered body including between my legs. She asked if I wanted anything special and I asked if a happy ending was available - and here began an episode of confusion. For some reason she began asking if I wanted cupping? I said no, but she continued to ask about cupping. I repeated my answer and there followed some further chat - much of which was a mystery to me. Mary's English is not her strong point. Further mention of cupping - to which I said no; then silence. I relaxed into the massage, reasonably happy that something more would be available as time progressed. Mary has a cheeky smile and grin; is petite and while not stunning has a mischevious nature which I found quite exciting.
As I relaxed, Mary then zapped me with three cups stuck firmly to my back. Lying on my front, in the dimly lit room, I was oblivious to the impending attack coming out of the gloom. This was not what I had anticipated and in response to her asking if I liked - I made it clear that the answer was 'not really thanks'. I was successful in stopping her sticking another one on me as I caught the glimpse of light shining off the circling cup in her hand. She continued to massage my back - which with the cups attached was frankly a little uncomfortable. Mary removed two of the cups but the third was firmly attached and was now starting to hurt a tad. Mary removed this final cup to an oddly satisfying sucking noise (from the cup, not Mary). While not part of my plan for the day, I thought it was something to put down to experience; novel and a little different. Now, however, I should tell you that I am writing this two days after the event and I still have two faint pink rings, plus a dark purple circle on my back. Fortunately, I do not have to explain this to a curious wife or GF - just beware if you go to Lisa's, Mary may stick one on you before you know what is happening!!
The massage continued with occasional touching between my legs. Further communication proved challenging and Mary disappeared and came back with another attractive lady who said her name was Emma. Emma's English was much better than Mary's, and Emma began to list numerous options - mainly revolving around a 4 hand massage. It seemed that while Mary was an excellent masseuse, she seemed less eager to tackle my cock and balls. On the other hand Emma seemed more than enthusiastic to get stuck in, offering variants of herself topless, both topless, 2 or 4 hands and possibly more which was all getting very confusing - as by now I was lying on my back with Emma's hand round my appendage. I was reluctant to spend too much cash and so the list was repeated with 'discount' being thrown into the mix. We agreed a 4-hander with HE for the remaining 40 minutes at an extra £60. I had not entered the shop with thoughts of a 4-hander but by this stage I was beginning to think it was best to agree to something; Emma seemed insistent on upscaling my expenditure and lying naked and aroused did not put me in the best position to negotiate.
The two ladies worked on my front - with Mary taking an occasional turn on my cock but Emma taking primary responsibility for this department. Emma is a larger more curvy lady and was skilled and confident in bringing me repeatedly to the edge of spunking. Mary seemed the more natural in her approach, with Emma occasionally glancing up at the clock when I asked her to slow down. At one point Emma left the room (to answer the phone I think) and Mary surprised me by repeating the offer of her being topless. I said a definite 'No' which immediately prompted Mary into starting to take off her top. She has small but firm breasts. I had a quick feel while explaining the meaning of 'no' in more detail. Emma returned and the massage continued. At the final 5 minute mark Emma tugged me off to smiles all round; both ladies seemed pleased at the resulting sticky mess of cum over my stomach and chest. Emma cleaned me up while Mary continued with some very relaxing massage of my shoulders and neck.
All in all, this was not quite the experience I had envisioned. It was fun in its unexpected twists and turns - I did enjoy the experience; the 4-hander being a first for me. The price of £100 for the hour incl HE, was more than I planned to spend but seems in line with what might be expected. I am however still marked by the cupping (which I assume was free
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I give this visit a Neutral score:
Pros - The two ladies are attractive, it was my first 4-hander and I did enjoy the buzz
Cons - Communication was difficult. I lost control of the whole experience and I let Emma talk up the deal. Plus Mary got me with her cups - this was OK for me, but not a great look if you are going home to the wife!!
