External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyStill fairly new to this game, again went for massage with HE... but maybe with a chance at more, judging by the enjoys list, and previous reviews of FS.
Communication: Seemed to be efficient via SMS initially, but then spent most of the day ignoring my messages until 5pm saying "I can see you now". I responded and said it'd have to be tomorrow (today). Text in the morning, she gave me an hour's notice and I booked an hour with her. Got parked up near her postcode and she guided me to the location with text messages. Found the block in a group of apartments, then she text and said "2 mins" - to which I walked back out and sat at the bus stop, as it looked dodgy just hanging around outside. 10 mins later she gave me instructions to get into the apartment.
Location: Modern apartment block near some shops - it's quite big and quite busy. Buzzed and then walked up stairs to apartment as per text instructions. All good. Apartment seemed clean, simple. There was another girl there, as I caught her legs sitting on the sofa in the living room.
The Girl: "Melanie" opens the door, hiding behind in a basic tight dress. First thing I notice is massive tits. I walk in and get guided into her room. Then I'm looking at her, thinking this definitely isn't the WG I booked - the tits being the biggest giveaway. Facially I knew it wasn't her, as Melanie has been on my HL for ages before she blurred out the face. This girl feels familiar, she's attractive, bit of a milf type, probably mid 30's. But NOT who I booked. I'd probably say 6/10 in the face, body I'd probably say she was a 12, bit of a tum. Anyway, despite my disappointment at it not being who I wanted, I let the little man do my thinking for me, and thought, she'll do.
Experience: In the room, she looks at me and says "is half hour OK, as it's very busy today???". Mmm more disappointment seeing as I'd clearly booked an hour. Just thought to myself, fuck it, been storing up the batter for a few days, just need a quick release and I'd made the fucking effort, so what the hell. Was told to get undressed and get on the table while she popped out to put away the £60 I'd handed her. The fact she hadn't asked me to shower on what was a super hot day made me feel a little bit wary. Then she comes in and tells me she's putting antibacterial gel on my back... erm, OK... followed then by an obscene amount of cream. It was so much cream that there was basically no friction for her hands whatsoever just a good old fashioned slip and slide. Didn't find myself relaxing... just felt anxious and a bit pissed off with the whole thing. The back rub went on, really lack lustre, barely touched my arse and legs, a little bit of one-handed action while she text other punters. All done in a very lethargic way. She then gets a load of tissues out of a box and starts rubbing all the excess cream off my back, followed by some wipes. Didn't have any CC swipes or any teasing anywhere near the little fella. Asked to turn over (still on table), I wasn't even remotely hard. Tonne more lube poured onto my cock and she started rubbing away. At this point, I'm looking at her - thinking two things, she has something about her... and she looks familiar. Now I'm pretty positive she's been in my HL, I remember the face and the breast size (oh, I might add she's wearing an all in one bit of underwear - so not naked), however I can't find the link to her profile, assume she's deleted and is filling in for Melanie. So I then ask if I can touch. She points to her arse and tit. I grab arse as she starts wanking me off, he mouth gets quite close to my cock. I then ask, "are there any extras? to which she replies "no I'm not an escort". More disappointment as OW & OWO + PP all listed on the profile of the girl I booked. So anyway, I'm thinking fuck it - may as well enjoy those big tits, I slide her strap off her shoulder and pull one of them out. To which she replies "uh uh!" with a shake of the finger. WTAF!??! Ok, I'm done... with that I let myself explode, have a good knack to drop my load on demand, so did so. She half heartedly cleaned up and offered me the shower, which I duly took. Got out of there ASAP... with a shake of the hand.
Verdict: Really, this should be a negative rating. But I've left it as neutral, as it's attached to Melanie, who I'm 100% positive wasn't this girl. She couldn't be bothered to be there, totally un-interested, not a masseuse. It wasn't an erotic experience. Go read Melanie's description of erotic massage, with mentions of pussy against body and 69 where you can touch. I had none of what I was hoping for. Went with a load more cash ready for extras... in the end glad I only parted with £60, which was £45 too much IMHO. My worst punt yet. Advice is, make sure it's who you think you're going to see. I'll post the link to the "masseuse" I think it was when she comes into my feed again - since writing this, I now recall who she is, pretty sure her name is Julia, her profile is no where to be seen in my HL, I think I actually removed her due to neg feedback on here. Oh well. £60 lighter.
