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External Link/Members OnlyAt the start of writing this I’m still pondering as to whether this is a neutral or a negative...
Originally saw her add on Friday Add but investigated and found an AW profile as well. Couldn’t find any reviews on here so decided to take a risk and go see her as her pics and profile were just my type. Unfortunately ended up being one of the biggest disappointments.
Comms
Great - initially by phone as requested and she sounded nice on the phone. Address via text no issues there.
Venue
A flat in Maidenhead. Shared with another girl. Been there before to see someone else a few years ago so must be used by wg’s touring. Nice flat, clean etc. Parking bit of a nightmare as only place is opposite in the car park for the local park as not many spaces.
The Girl
Asked for her to be dressed in leather or pvc - she has quite a range of clothing which you can see on her AW pictures. She was dressed as requested and certainly looked hot however she is not petite, quite tall and bigger boned to what I was expecting. Pictures are definitely of her but I suspect most are 5-10 years old. I would pitch her around 42-45.
Very nice to chat to, nice accent, but very business like almost robotic. She was chatty probably too chatty, no sexiness or seduction which just killed it for me from the start.
Services
Requested sexy b2b massage, oral, cow girl riding. Received medioka massage, ow an attempt at cg!
She initially just stripped out of her outfit as she said it was too tight. Asked me to strip and lay in bed face down, gave me a massage but it wasn’t sexy or erotic. Just general strokes, no sexy talk, basic swipes but nothing to get excited about. Chatted a lot about shit I wasn’t interested in.
Turned over, thought I’d try and seduce her instead - nope! Barely any touching allowed anywhere, condom on for ow but there was no atmosphere so I could feel the hardness going. She tried jumping on for some cg and she was making all these noises and I was like this just isn’t working for me.
To be fair to her she spent over and above the time trying to get me hard (I don’t usually have these issues) but it just didn’t happen. At one point I tried getting myself hard but as soon as I touched the condom she had a fit and said no no you don’t touch the condom and yanked it off me and said a new one would have to be put on. Wtf
I had paid for 30 mins (thank god not an hour) at £60 and was probably there for a good 40 mins.
It was all too robotic for me and if the wg doesn’t seduce me or make me feel like she’s into it then it’s almost pointless. Loved her body although was bigger than expected, she was nice enough but the service was pants. Probably works for most of her punters but for me I like a more erotic ambiance and I think her service is more pump and dump.
She tours and is mainly based in Scotland.
Would I return?
Nope! She is defo a milf with good assets just wish the service was better. I’m gonna give her a neutral purely for the fact that she’s a trier and didn’t want me to leave without popping and tried her best, Just didn’t happen and wasn’t good enough.
Maybe others have better luck.
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