Author Topic: HORNYSWEET ALICA - EDINBURGH  (Read 1438 times)


6 review(s) for HORNYSWEET ALICA (0 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline well_ung

To date this is by far the worst punt I have ever had.  :diablo:

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from reading her reviews on her adultwork page and looking at the photo I thought I was in for a treat,
how wrong was I  :wacko:



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age 29  :wacko: more like mid to late 40's
body was as per photos but a few more wrinkles
boobs as description on page
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Venue

flat near to the old hospital lauriston

Price

biggest waste of £80

Services
 
poor massage in fact more like rubbing her hands over my body
no kisses
oral with, does owo for extra £20
didn't stay long enough for anything else

about the meet


had the major horn on Sunday night and she was the only one available at short notice late at night, after a few text and she called me to give me directions,
I went up to her flat, when the door opened I should have walked at that point, no way in hell is she 29, I have friends who are 40 and look better than she does.

decided to stay though thought after reading her reviews she seems to be good.
gave her the money and told to undress she went out the room and came back in after a few mins,
went to kiss her and she turned away and told me to lie on bed for a massage.
after about 2 mins straight out with a condom for ow, I said do you not do owo, she does
for £20 extra.
I went to feel her boobs and she said no touching  :dash:
my arms were behind me over my head and she said lie properly (wtf)

at this point I was like , time to go, so I got dressed and then her attitude changed a bit trying to cuddle me
and say sorry but I was so angry just got dressed and left.

in summary , i'd avoid this girl big style. total waste of money
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« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 01:30:52 pm by well_ung »

Offline ElbowGrease

It’s really fucking annoying when you’ve got the horn so bad that it clouds your judgement eh? After a few bad punts and following the advice I’ve read on here, I’ve started being far more diligent pre punt by ensuring services are confirmed before I get there and also before I’ve handed over the cash.
It has helped me to go in with the mindset that if she doesn’t look like the photo, then she’s probably lying about her services as well, so I might as well walk!
Hopefully this review will put others off and that her business suffers so she either ups her game or fucks off. 

Offline suckmyglock

Damn thanks.  Almost texted her a few days ago as she looked hot.   Photoshop galore!

Offline SamScott

Thank fuck I’ve seen this as I have been close to booking her
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Offline cigano8

Just seen this and would have to agree. Unfortunately never walked at the start despite comical discussion on how much hh was. Should have walked then but I stayed as it was a quickie...you didn't miss much!
Surely, she must have had an older adultwork with similar shit service. I mean no way is she that old only to have 0 previous reviews on here.