Arranged a 60 mins appointment with this one. Cost £120. Nice looking Thai and liked the idea of “body to body Thai massage and much more naughty time”.
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External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only Comms ok. Answered phone and texts promptly. Arranged appointment, etc. When I arrived at the given time and location I was asked to wait outside for 5 mins as she wasn’t ready. After 10 mins of wandering up and down the street to kill time I sent a couple of texts without reply. At 20 mins I thought, “fuck it. I’ll ring and if she doesn’t answer I’ll go elsewhere” (which is what I should have done). Unfortunately, she answered the phone and gave me the instructions as to how to get in.
Venue is a proper dump. Through the front door and the communal staircase is like something out of an eighties movie. Dark, dingy concrete stairs. The only thing missing was a junkie to try and mug me. The apartment was clean but a shithole nonetheless.
Girl was pretty, young Thai lady with nice body. Miserable as shit, no conversation despite having good English (not that I wanted a chat but more than one word answers and the occasional smile would have been nice) and clearly couldn’t be arsed.
Service. I had a shower when I got there. Got on the bed. She took her kit off and started giving me a very mediocre massage. After 5 mins I asked if she would do body to body. She said she didn’t do body to body with full service so I said no problem, b2b with HE was fine. Then she said she didn’t want to do b2b tonight. I couldn’t be arsed to try and persuade her so I just let her crack on. She got me to turn over, quickly on to playing with the little fella I asked for owo which she said she doesn’t do. On with the rubber, I fucked her. When done she got up and went into the shower. I looked at my watch and 30mins over. I thought, fuck it, she can give me a rub down again when she comes out the shower which took her by surprise. I think she was expecting me to just get showered and go. She gave me another shit massage then said ok time up and walked off after 40 mins. By that point I knew she was a waste of time and I had lost interest.
Overall one of the poorest punts I’ve had. Bonny lass but shit service.
