Author Topic: China Health Southampton  (Read 2166 times)

Offline officer69

Evening folks. i visited External Link/Members Only the other day for a quick massage, 60 mins, and the usual at this place. I do miss Wendy here but she is all over the place now. Racked up nice and early and walked in only to be greeted by a horror  :scare:......scared the life out me but I must be getting better as I turned down this larger than life very strange looking oriental "lady" and asked if anyone else was in today to which a "Lilly" walked out and although Lilly was probably mid 40's she was a damn sight better than horror that I walked into.....

Went into the back bigger room and confirmed £40 for the 60m mins and undressed and laid on the bed. Lilly was a very average looking lady in my opinion looked fairly trim but the shirt did hide the belly obviously a mum at some point and rather bizarrely had a wedding ring on?! The massage itself was ok not bad not brilliant but the usual from this establishment. There were a few swipes here and there and my hand wandered up to her shorts and was rubbing away quite nicely on her panties and crotch which she seemed to enjoy.

Then came the inevitable...you want B2B baby? I aid how much and the usual £60 came back and I asked did she actually mean B2B ? To which she replied yes so she proceeds to strip off everything except said panties and came back to the table....I gave them a tug and she then took them off. Now maybe I am being a bit thick but as I had checked that B2B actually meant B2B I think something may have got lost in translation as just lately B2B seems to mean naked hand job which is what she proceeded to do..... :dash: I did manage to get a finger inserted into a not very wet pussy, losing my touch obviously but at least I tried :dash: not a bad experience and big kudos to myself for turning down the first horror  :scare: but must try harder to find the elusive proper B2B  :rolleyes: all in all would I go back probably because some of the ladies there have been very good but I will phone up first in the future.

Offline BBWLuvva

Personally I would have given a neutral at best going by your revue as it sounds like you didn't really enjoy the experience. By the way, what is the name of the "larger than life horror" that you encountered first as I like em big so sounds like my cup of tea lol.

Offline conway_hound

Noted your point on the translation of B2B from Chinese to English! A lot of girls think it means their body to the couch's body!  Well done for tugging the panties... and if the Chinese girl really doesn't understand, just say "shenti dao shenti" (body on body...courtesy of Google translate!)
Also recently am finding that their offer of £60 for that privilege is an opening bid. Dig in at £40... or we poor punters will suffer the effects of hyper-inflation in the wallet department  :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: July 20, 2018, 07:23:02 pm by conway_hound »

Offline time_to_play

Sounded a little neutral to me.

Offline wylie anchor

£100 for a back rub and a hand job? No thank you  :thumbsdown:

Online Zimbaman

£100 for a back rub and a hand job? No thank you  :thumbsdown:

And a dry fingering. Don’t forget the dry fingering  :lol:

Offline officer69

Ok ok  :rolleyes:I am still new to all this thanks for the advice guys... I will do a review on Lucy who was much better tonight.....

Offline Doormatt

No review yet mate. Just wondering if this is indie Lucy in Shirley , Lucy parlour in totton or someone/where else ?

Offline abc--123

Could have had 2 girls with full service at siam for that price