Phoenix Adult Parties

[Tr1cky]

External Link/Members Only

I had been thinking of visiting Phoenix for a while now. Having read positive reviews on UKP, and as I was up in town today. I thought I would finally take the plunge today.

I phoned the number to book in and was sent a text with all the info needed. I was asked to phone again, once I arrived at a tube station mentioned in the text. All very smooth.

I have to say I was a tad nervous. £160 isn't exactly cheap but "Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained"

We paid our fees and took it in turn to shower under the supervision of Barbara. We were then introduced to Sarah, Ivana, Daniella, Monique and Barbara. All attractive with great figures.

We then moved to the bedroom. There were 5 Hostesses and SIX punters. Did I enjoy myself? absoFUCKINGlutlely.

I started with Monique,  a babe with caribbean looks. Great body. A real beauty. Started with OWO followed by Missionary.

I then moved on to Sarah, an English girl with a fab full figure (no fat). I licked as she blew another guy.

Quick break, then I was beckoned by Barbara in another room for a nice blow job.

Followed that with Daniella (I think her name was) who started blowing me and I was joined by Ivana, a Polish girl, who started stroking me as I played with her body.

I just took breaks as and when needed with beauties coming in asking me to join them now and again. Absolute heaven.

I was nervous before hand but you are soon put at your ease.

I did a fair few 69s and finally finished with Monique and Ivana. Ivana does a blow job to die for.

I will definitely be back. This could cost a fortune (and I don't live in London).

[jeezyuk]

As always we ask punters to comment on the following:

Shower and robe quality and process
Valuables safekeeping
Refreshments provided
Temperature in this heat wave
Whether Em was present

Cheers and good review

[BigBoi1955]

As always we ask punters to comment on the following:

Shower and robe quality and process
Valuables safekeeping
Refreshments provided
Temperature in this heat wave
Whether Em was present

Is this some new forum rule I have missed?

You say "We ask punters to comment" Are you someone special or just another punter?

Its difficult enough to get people to post reviews, why make it harder. Maybe Im missing something but why should you be concerned if a review comments on the things you mention.

[jeezyuk]

Is this some new forum rule I have missed?

You say "We ask punters to comment" Are you someone special or just another punter?

Its difficult enough to get people to post reviews, why make it harder. Maybe Im missing something but why should you be concerned if a review comments on the things you mention.

Many follow these threads including myself as we frequent TPC. I ask the question because it’s somethings common that always come up for debate. ... but I understand too where you coming from ... no stress

Surely is good to probe for as much info as possible

[smiths]

Is this some new forum rule I have missed?

You say "We ask punters to comment" Are you someone special or just another punter?

Its difficult enough to get people to post reviews, why make it harder. Maybe Im missing something but why should you be concerned if a review comments on the things you mention.

 UKP has record reviews being done as admin has posted very recently. Posters are free to post what they like within the rules on here. I agree there is no we on here, posters post as an individual, those that don't are usually pimps or pimps posing as punters, or punters doing deals with pimps like VT now banned fortunately for genuine punters wanting honesty.

TPC seems to have bucked its ideas up since the 10 or so were banned, UKP no doubt played a part as TPC knew they couldn't get away with not offering ALL their punters a good service as it would get on here. Now its a case of keeping that standard up for ALL present and future punters, if they don't it will get on here sooner or later, the beauty and power of UKP, where the punter comes first.

[smiths]

Many follow these threads including myself as we frequent TPC. I ask the question because it’s somethings common that always come up for debate. ... but I understand too where you coming from ... no stress

Surely is good to probe for as much info as possible

You are free to post what you like and ask whichever questions you like and make whatever points you like in reality. My advice is don't use the word we, use the word me as in you.

[Tr1cky]

As always we ask punters to comment on the following:

Shower and robe quality and process     Single shower. Worked fine. You are provided with a colour coded Robe and Towel.
Valuables safekeeping                           You hand your valuables to the receptionist which is stored in numbered polythene bag.
Refreshments provided                          Basic grub. Sausage rolls. That sort of thing. There is squash but if you ask a beer is provided.
Temperature in this heat wave                Good aircon in the room. It was good watching two naked girls adjusting it between the odd suck.
Whether Em was present                       I don't know what this means.

Cheers and good review

Happy to update. I am fairly  new to writing reviews

[jeezyuk]

Happy to update. I am fairly  new to writing reviews

Good man.

Point noted as well smiths.

[BigBoi1955]

Good man.

Point noted as well smiths.

The op did what you have asked every reviewer to comment about. Im still none the wiser why you want those mundane admin items included in every review. You have been to Phoenix parties as have others and in  IMHO admin matters such as these only ever need be included once and then updated only if theres been a signigicant change. Maybe Im missing something.

[Steve2]

I think jeezyuk was maybe gently taking the piss which seemed to catch a few people out 

[BigBoi1955]

I think jeezyuk was maybe gently taking the piss which seemed to catch a few people out 

I think you must be right as I can't think of any other fesible explanation for  using the royal "we"  and asking every reviewer to comment about the quality of the showers, how good the robes were etc etc

Its a shame he chose to make that post as the reviewer gave some of most balanced and well written Phoenix party re iews for some time. There are a lot of lurkers around and Im sure seeing posts like that from jeezyuk wont help matters and make them write reviews. Ive wasted my time thinking about it and the op took the time to try and  give the additional information so I consider it a bad joke done in bad taste.

Once again thank you op for the review. FYI Ems  is one of the organisers along with Raj. She attends a lot of the parties collecting money etc but not them all. Like the other mundane info requested by jeezyuk its only relevant if there was something exceptional good or bad to report about that subject.

[jeezyuk]

Don’t write reviews if you aren’t open to scrutiny or questioning.

If the lurkers don’t want to write that’s their choice.

The best things about UKP are that ppl question what’s posted and that usually catches touts out or helps others to better spend their hard earned.

[smiths]

I think you must be right as I can't think of any other fesible explanation for  using the royal "we"  and asking every reviewer to comment about the quality of the showers, how good the robes were etc etc

Its a shame he chose to make that post as the reviewer gave some of most balanced and well written Phoenix party re iews for some time. There are a lot of lurkers around and Im sure seeing posts like that from jeezyuk wont help matters and make them write reviews. Ive wasted my time thinking about it and the op took the time to try and  give the additional information so I consider it a bad joke done in bad taste.

Once again thank you op for the review. FYI Ems  is one of the organisers along with Raj. She attends a lot of the parties collecting money etc but not them all. Like the other mundane info requested by jeezyuk its only relevant if there was something exceptional good or bad to report about that subject.

Whats relevant is up is to him, its got fuck all to do with you what another poster posts, you cant control what other posters post, you should know that by now.

I hope he continues to ask such questions and post as he wishes not how suits you.

[smiths]

Don’t write reviews if you aren’t open to scrutiny or questioning.

If the lurkers don’t want to write that’s their choice.

The best things about UKP are that ppl question what’s posted and that usually catches touts out or helps others to better spend their hard earned.

Indeed, and look at the difference on here since those 10 cunts were banned, TPC seems to have bucked its ideas up, hopefully for ALL punters that continues and total scum like VT and TrevorN have been banned. All because some posters and admin scrutinized their posts and admin banned them all.

TPC have had a good run of positive reviews on here which is good for ALL punters interested and they know they must keep the standard of service high or it WILL get on here sooner or later and criticism would follow.

[Tr1cky]

I think you must be right as I can't think of any other fesible explanation for  using the royal "we"  and asking every reviewer to comment about the quality of the showers, how good the robes were etc etc

Its a shame he chose to make that post as the reviewer gave some of most balanced and well written Phoenix party re iews for some time. There are a lot of lurkers around and Im sure seeing posts like that from jeezyuk wont help matters and make them write reviews. Ive wasted my time thinking about it and the op took the time to try and  give the additional information so I consider it a bad joke done in bad taste.

Once again thank you op for the review. FYI Ems  is one of the organisers along with Raj. She attends a lot of the parties collecting money etc but not them all. Like the other mundane info requested by jeezyuk its only relevant if there was something exceptional good or bad to report about that subject.

Thanks for the positive feedback.

I will continue reviewing. No Problem.

[BigBoi1955]

As always we ask punters to comment on the following:

Shower and robe quality and process
Valuables safekeeping
Refreshments provided
Temperature in this heat wave
Whether Em was present

Cheers and good review

OK, If someone wants to know the quality of the robes etc and if they believe that should be included in every review of Phoenix then let that be the case. I personally can't see the point but Ill surrender to the wisdom of those members who think all the items on their above list should be in every review.
I've made my point and spent enough time defending it so I dont think I can add more to this discussion and I'll just accept that it seems I was wrong in my opinion. Apologies for my mistake.

[neurosynth]

FWIW at the first of my two visits last week (reviewed plus a discussion post) one of the girls encouraged me to write a review without mentioning any particular board. Knowing I was a UK visitor she said "If you write a good review, that way we will still be here for you when you get back next time."

Now, did she mean to simply encourage a review, or a *good* review? Did she mean to imply that they would deny me entry if they figured out I posted a bad review?

I don't think so. I think it was just awkward wording in her second language English.

[jeezyuk]

I don’t think you should read into it too much. It’s well known that em and raj monitor/ed the forums and so they will want good reviews. They offer a decent service by today’s benchmark but definitely not LMP FROM WHAT I HAVE READ. LMP is gone so this is what is available and fair enough if they encourage reviews. Atleast we know that the questions we ask are being heard.

BigBoi - no worries man. Everybody got their opinion. Good that you question me too. Keeps these threads honest.

[Martinx]

Did the BJs end in CIM?

[Tr1cky]

Did the BJs end in CIM?

Not for me but there again I didn't ask for one.

[Oc]

I can confirm that when I went last week, the quality of the robes was about the same as last time but approximately three weeks older.

[Inforskin]

Y’all don’t realize how good you’ve got it!  2 hours with 5-6 girls and at least 2 pops?  That’s easily $1200 in USA IF you could find someplace like this.

[jeezyuk]

Y’all don’t realize how good you’ve got it!  2 hours with 5-6 girls and at least 2 pops?  That’s easily $1200 in USA IF you could find someplace like this.

Having punted in America it’s more like 2000$ for 5 average girls for 2 hours.

You a tourist in UK? I noted you recently joined