So today I had the weirdest punt I've had. I'm torn between neutral and positive but I'll give her a positive.
Coms: rang and asked which girls were working and was told Maria....(long pause) and honey. Maria is fairly well known but honey seems new so I asked for honey to which mamsan seemed surprised and double checked I actually meant honey. This rang alarm bells but new pussy is new pussy so I stuck with my choice.
Location: you all know by now it's no secret. There's even a Google review calling it a brothel.
The girl: so after I'm shown in the room and sort the paper work honey walks in and to my surprise she was about mid 40's at a guess. I'm not very good at guessing Thai ladies ages. She is very slim. Dress comes off and she has perky B cups and a shaven pussy which I was both happy with but she did have the flappy mum belly. Seen it before so no issue just not what I like. I'd rate her a 5/10 purely because I've nothing to compare her to, she's atleast 10 to 15 years older than any other lady I've had. Another note her English is very poor which makes communicating difficult especially as if she doesn't know a word she just makes noises. It's like R2D2 learnt 5 words.
The punt: she starts with a back massage which lasted about 3 minutes then tells me to roll over and covers my cock and balls in oil rubs them for about 30 seconds and says "You beep me ting suck boop". By this point I'm thinking well we are only 5 minutes in and she's already rushing to get it finished, I wasn't at full mast so just asked her to sit on it instead. This confused the fuck out of her and I completely lost track of what she was trying to say. Eventually she got the hint when I pointed at her pussy and said sex.
Now the sex wasn't too bad she was eager and she did try to fake pleasure but wasn't very good at it. She was quite vocal with her faking it which I assume was her pretending to orgasm, or maybe she was telling me about her day. Who knows.
Now this is where it got weird. She cleaned my up then said "tool beep over ting" so I did and she started massaging again making noises and saying "Too tight". Turns out she is damn good at a massage! She worked out all the muscles in my back cracking my spine several times as she went then sat me up and gave me a neck and head massage with her boobs pressed against my back.
When done we dressed had a hug then I left feeling great.
All in all I don't think I would see honey again but she really did sort my back out.
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