NicoleBlonde - Red Lion St - Holborn

[billymuggins]

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Summary:
This was in May 2018. I had an itch to scratch so contacted her at short notice.
Comms:
Probably not her on email/text and I didn't give much notice so let go comms that were not so clear.
When I arrived, I thought I was in the wrong place because a guy answered the intercom.
I called and her English was poor. Was about to bail but got there 2nd time round.
Venue:
When I eventually found the place, I had to walk through a room with several men in it separated only by a curtain.
When I went to take a shower, a guy was on the toilet.
Room was not so clean either.
Suspect she's back in Shepherd's Bush place (she showed me photo's when I complained).
Service Provider:
Tall girl who seemed younger than on 'photo's.
English not great but very friendly.
Service:
Sorted paperwork (£250 for 90 mins inc. extras requested) and I lay back on bed for OWO.
We went for A Levels then popped on her face.
In the excitement, I had a muscle spasm in my back.
She took out her own deep heat, rubbed it into my back and wrapped my waist tightly with cling film.
Unbelievable - immediate intense heat and super fast relief - never seen this service listed before!

[Chrystal Lola]

 "When I eventually found the place, I had to walk through a room with several men in it separated only by a curtain.
When I went to take a shower, a guy was on the toilet."


I quite don`t understand the purpose of lying here. You know there was not a guy in the flat. You found me in the bathroom so you know I'm not a guy. If you`re going to write, write the truth, without trying to diminish or despise anyone.
I shared the flat with Nicole for 6 months. Yes I admit that all mess was mine, because she was always very organized and I didn`t. I'm not a GUY, whoever want, can check it out here. IF YOU DON`T LIKE PEOPLE LIKE ME,  OK, BUT  THE MINIMUM YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME, AND SAY THE TRUTH HERE. Thank you, very kind!!!

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[James999]

"When I eventually found the place, I had to walk through a room with several men in it separated only by a curtain.
When I went to take a shower, a guy was on the toilet."


I quite don`t understand the purpose of lying here. You know there was not a guy in the flat. You found me in the bathroom so you know I'm not a guy. If you`re going to write, write the truth, without trying to diminish or despise anyone.
I shared the flat with Nicole for 6 months. Yes I admit that all mess was mine, because she was always very organized and I didn`t. I'm not a GUY, whoever want, can check it out here. IF YOU DON`T LIKE PEOPLE LIKE ME,  OK, BUT  THE MINIMUM YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME, AND SAY THE TRUTH HERE. Thank you, very kind!!!

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But the profile you link clearly states MALE, in the UK that means a MAN / GUY

[smellychip]

wtf, lol

[Stanford97]

I'm not a GUY, whoever want, can check it out here.

On your profile you boast of having an eight inch cock that’s always hard, you’re one of the most male people on this forum.

But the profile you link clearly states MALE, in the UK that means a MAN / GUY

Your definition of male seems very accurate to me James. I’d just say being male is having a cock and being very male is having a big hard cock.

[RAJEC]

Your definition of male seems very accurate to me James. I’d just say being male is having a cock and being very male is having a big hard cock.

Not unless you’re a tranny fucker.

You can apparently have a cock and be a woman. You just need plastic tits too.

Sounds legit 

[Stanford97]

Not unless you’re a tranny fucker.

Should this read: not if you’re a tranny fucker.

My cock is my manhood. If a cock is hard how can it be seen as something feminine? Especially when it’s 8 inches. I hope I’m not sounding like a French executioner.

[RAJEC]

Should this read: not if you’re a tranny fucker.

My cock is my manhood. If a cock is hard how can it be seen as something feminine? Especially when it’s 8 inches. I hope I’m not sounding like a French executioner.

I meant from the POV of a tranny fucker.

[A Decent Fist]

You know there was not a guy in the flat. You found me in the bathroom so you know I'm not a guy.

I think Lola would have been better off swallowing her fury and accepting that some people are total dicks and always will be.

The OP has stayed silent since her comment, but in putting him right she has brought a few more total dicks out of the woodwork.

Ever since we got the "transexual" button on the home page the posts with that tag have been mercifully free of tosspots like the above. Just goes to show they're still lurking like mould around the bathtub.

That's Lola below, by the way. She's a beautiful girl with a big, hard cock. That's a wet dream come true as far as I'm concerned.

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[RAJEC]

I think Lola would have been better off swallowing her fury and accepting that some people are total dicks and always will be.

The OP has stayed silent since her comment, but in putting him right she has brought a few more total dicks out of the woodwork.

Ever since we got the "transexual" button on the home page the posts with that tag have been mercifully free of tosspots like the above. Just goes to show they're still lurking like mould around the bathtub.

That's Lola below, by the way. She's a beautiful girl with a big, hard cock. That's a wet dream come true as far as I'm concerned.

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What a lovely looking chap 

[Stanford97]

The OP has stayed silent since her comment, but in putting him right she has brought a few more total dicks out of the woodwork.
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Unless the lady pictured is a schizophrenic, I don’t see how she can be the OP. She is a secondary poster or SP if you prefer.

Being a punter with a fair degree of experience and knowing that any honourable SP doesn’t stoop to using fake advertising, I was quite astounded to see Chrystal Lola boast that her 8 inch cock is “always hard” and felt the need to highlight this astonishment with a posting in the hope that further enlightenment could be provided by people who are more familiar with such phenomena.

Indeed, I’ve spent the day within the laboratory performing a scientific analysis upon the quandary created and feel as though I can propose my own hypothesis: If there was to be some sort of biochemical malfunctioning whereby all testosterone production was concentrated in the region of the genetalia, then perhaps a permanent erection could be achieved and also the absence of testosterone production in the rest of the body could lead to phenomena such as the development of mammary glands.

Another possibility is of course to constantly take Viagra. If this is the case with Chrystal Lola then I would hope that Chrystal Lola has spoken to a qualified health professional about this issue as I’m concerned she may be severely damaging her health.

If you weren’t just calling James999 and Rajec “total dicks” (something James is rarely accused of), then I offer my gratitude. While I depressingly suffer from the inability to maintain a permanent erection, I find it extremely flattering that you can see me as being all man.

[A Decent Fist]

Unless the lady pictured is a schizophrenic, I don’t see how she can be the OP. She is a secondary poster or SP if you prefer.

Being a punter with a fair degree of experience and knowing that any honourable SP doesn’t stoop to using fake advertising, I was quite astounded to see Chrystal Lola boast that her 8 inch cock is “always hard” and felt the need to highlight this astonishment with a posting in the hope that further enlightenment could be provided by people who are more familiar with such phenomena.

Indeed, I’ve spent the day within the laboratory performing a scientific analysis upon the quandary created and feel as though I can propose my own hypothesis: If there was to be some sort of biochemical malfunctioning whereby all testosterone production was concentrated in the region of the genetalia, then perhaps a permanent erection could be achieved and also the absence of testosterone production in the rest of the body could lead to phenomena such as the development of mammary glands.

Another possibility is of course to constantly take Viagra. If this is the case with Chrystal Lola then I would hope that Chrystal Lola has spoken to a qualified health professional about this issue as I’m concerned she may be severely damaging her health.

If you weren’t just calling James999 and Rajec “total dicks” (something James is rarely accused of), then I offer my gratitude. While I depressingly suffer from the inability to maintain a permanent erection, I find it extremely flattering that you can see me as being all man.

WHOOSH!

(that was the sound of over-laboured sarcasm shooting right over my head . . .)

[rubric]

Ever since we got the "transexual" button on the home page the posts with that tag have been mercifully free of tosspots like the above. Just goes to show they're still lurking like mould around the bathtub.

TBH I'm very much in the spirit of live and let live, and what people want to do doesn't bother me. That said I can understand seeing a (presumably) semi-nude TS when you are not into that kind of thing can be off-putting [not to mention the other parts about having to walk through a room full of other folk] and I'd expect a decent SP to understand that.

[Stanford97]

that was the sound of over-laboured sarcasm

I’d prefer to call it well laboured wit and sarcasm, but like you said these things can easily go over people’s heads. Isn’t everything on this forum that aims to deal with the horrendous heap of BS dumped upon London punters over-laboured? I’m sure many others feel it as bothersome as I do to constantly have to sift through all the crap.

I can understand seeing a (presumably) semi-nude TS when you are not into that kind of thing can be off-putting

The escort being reviewed has a minimum price of £150. If I’m handing over £150 of my hard earned money I’m reluctant to fritter it away on SPs who don’t do a great job. At £150 the escort has a lot of competition in London and in comparing her to potential punts I have to look at possible negative situations which could impact themselves negatively upon the punt.
As someone who has no exposure to TSs and who finds them dick shrivelling, I’m grateful if somebody gives me the heads up that such a situation may occur. In this occurrence the OP was fairly useless in providing any warning and it was in fact the idiocy of the secondary poster (Chrystal Lola) who decided to resurrect a two month old review by pointing out that she lived there. This same idiot then insists that we look at her profile page where we can see her lunchbox and we can read about her permanently erect penis.
We should be able to point these things out without having to deal with sanctimonious liberal white knights, although at the same time we should appreciate that some idiots deserve to be offered some protection when they make themselves sitting ducks. In the forum rules it is stated that TS reviews should be clearly separated from reviews of standard heterosexual providers. If I’d been using this forum for a decade I doubt I would have ever made a single post on any such thread.