Agata Brazilian in Colliers Wood

[bash1983]

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Unfortunately I should of went with my instinct and avoided this Brazilian establishment but got drawn in by the booty as always! Haha

Location:Colliers wood parking a little differcult but quiet street fairly discrete
On entry greeted by a different girl which I thought meant I was gonna get the dreaded bait and switch but she asked who I wanted even though I arranged it allday lol
I tried booking on aw but she didn't confirm which I should have seen as alarming
I asked outright for agata and she looked bored tired and disinterested,again probably should have walked

Looks:
Pretty average really
Face: 6.5/10 no make up so looked fairly tired with bags under her eyes
Body: 8/10 saving grace as she was busty thick with a huge bum which was what I wanted after all
Services: pretty lame,getting bored just writing this really lol,she was more interested in phone commented something about fashion and arrogantly laughed about money British men have from what I gather,couldn't quite work it out all seemed quite awkward.
Bj was covered and mechanical,holding me with 2 hands softly not taking me deep,pretty crap tbh
Onto the sex and she lived up and got on top,in fairness she took all of it as I was expecting the usual 'too big can't take all' silliness from her. She seemed to have 1 eye on her phone again
I got bored and went on top in mish so I could get more control and try liven it up but her miserable face was annoying me in the end so flipped her over and finished in doggy

Overall:3.5/10 not my cup of tea..defintily the last Brazilian I will see(certainly at a brothel)
Great body with usual Brazilian traits but attitude isn't for me,I'm not repulsive haha,I ain't a bad looking fella but even then I don't expect every wg to enjoy it but she made me feel like I was not even in the room which defeats the object of her profession (maybe I'm being naive) but I've met some great girls down the years so I think these types are just saturating the market and missing the point of their job (I'm defintiely naive) I think with my experience now I'm going to stick with sure things!

To summarise..1 to avoid!!

[punk]

One positive,one negative for this Brazilian tart.

Certainly no constancy from her.

Thanks for review.

[king tarzan]

I try to find independent brazilians but it's 50/50..
More than likely they are in a group of working women.

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[holland]

I try to find independent brazilians but it's 50/50..
More than likely they are in a group of working women.

I agree. Better find a rare braz indipendent.
These girls in the brothels are crap. All the same poor service
BM find her in a good day.

[punk]

I agree. Better find a rare braz indipendent.
These girls in the brothels are crap. All the same poor service
BM find her in a good day.

Hmmmm... case of YMMV

[alchemist105]

I met Agata earlier this month - July 2018. Experiences of emotional detachment between punters and working girls I would say is de riguer. There are a multitude of reasons why a man goes to see an escort. My reason for seeing an escort is because I grew up in an all female, sex was never broached, nor was the ritual on how to get up. Absent was a coterie of young testosterone fueled males for me to blend in with and pull on a nightout on the tiles trying to pull - bravado and peer pressure propelling me.

My take on Agata:

Looks: 10/10

Service: 7/10

I arrived at the address, with the call card, impervious it appeared to prosecution for running a brothel SW19 1BZ plastered on the door. Knocked on he door and a burly Brazilian security guard in a black vest and jeans opened the door. My thoughts "this isn't Vauxhall, I do not swing that way". I walk into the ground floor low-ceilinged open plan flat, into the living room which is adjoined to the kitchen, a theater style curtain the partition and he shouts "Agata!!!". Standing out walks Agata: 5'3 olive skinned, hour glass shaped, flowing brown locks, giggling and muttering something in Portuguese.

She leads me to her bedroom. I asked if the man hat opened the door was her boyfriend and she laughed and said "no". I handed over the £60 for 1/2 hour and undress as she undresses. I will just describe the sex. Agata only licked my helmet. She put the jimmy on me and then she placed lube on the condom, beginning in missionary I heard slight groans to flatter me of course, we then switched to cowgirl there was no sound on her part, she was more rocking, then bouncing - I was underwhelmed. I finished in doggy style with that pert and fleshy tiger-tattooed ass, Agata at moments was grabbing the sheets as she lay face-down: a notification I was causing pain or pleasure - I came in doggy after five minutes.

After finishing Agata ran out of the bedroom, leaving me in the room alone and begun talking to her housemate in lilting tones and in the conversation between the two I heard the word "pornstar" into the kitchen and began cooking. I left the room to quizzical looks from the bodyguard and other WG that could of been to do with Agata description of me as pornstar. Was it take on my size (I do not have a big penis) or endurance? She said bye without looking at me. So the emotional coldness I can second, but my god she was beautiful. I am bit like Hugh Grant character overly formal, struggle to make small talk, so  did not try to build rapport with Agata so I could not rate the communication. I absolutely love Latin women, more specifically Brazilian women. Though I do not speak a word of Portuguese I find that certain Latin women have a sensuality that is unrivaled.

Would I see Agata again? Yes, for a purely carnal experience.

[peter purves]

Unfortunately I should of went with my instinct and avoided this Brazilian establishment but got drawn in by the booty as always! Haha

Tell me about it   

It is a rarity to meet a WG that can make the make the transaction NOT a transaction.

In my time I can only think of a handful of WGs that can do this because in all truth how does one develop such skills.? It is not something one can switch on and off like a light switch...

Anyhow enough of the waffling and sorry to hear of your experience

Before I go, out of interest, the perennial question - Can you confirm she is a Bubble Butt thread candidate, since she has already been nominated?

Cheers!!

[LLPunting]

I met Agata earlier this month - July 2018. Experiences of emotional detachment between punters and working girls I would say is de riguer. There are a multitude of reasons why a man goes to see an escort. My reason for seeing an escort is because I grew up in an all female, sex was never broached, nor was the ritual on how to get up. Absent was a coterie of young testosterone fueled males for me to blend in with and pull on a nightout on the tiles trying to pull - bravado and peer pressure propelling me.

My take on Agata:

Looks: 10/10

Service: 7/10

I arrived at the address, with the call card, impervious it appeared to prosecution for running a brothel SW19 1BZ plastered on the door. Knocked on he door and a burly Brazilian security guard in a black vest and jeans opened the door. My thoughts "this isn't Vauxhall, I do not swing that way". I walk into the ground floor low-ceilinged open plan flat, into the living room which is adjoined to the kitchen, a theater style curtain the partition and he shouts "Agata!!!". Standing out walks Agata: 5'3 olive skinned, hour glass shaped, flowing brown locks, giggling and muttering something in Portuguese.

She leads me to her bedroom. I asked if the man hat opened the door was her boyfriend and she laughed and said "no". I handed over the £60 for 1/2 hour and undress as she undresses. I will just describe the sex. Agata only licked my helmet. She put the jimmy on me and then she placed lube on the condom, beginning in missionary I heard slight groans to flatter me of course, we then switched to cowgirl there was no sound on her part, she was more rocking, then bouncing - I was underwhelmed. I finished in doggy style with that pert and fleshy tiger-tattooed ass, Agata at moments was grabbing the sheets as she lay face-down: a notification I was causing pain or pleasure - I came in doggy after five minutes.

After finishing Agata ran out of the bedroom, leaving me in the room alone and begun talking to her housemate in lilting tones and in the conversation between the two I heard the word "pornstar" into the kitchen and began cooking. I left the room to quizzical looks from the bodyguard and other WG that could of been to do with Agata description of me as pornstar. Was it take on my size (I do not have a big penis) or endurance? She said bye without looking at me. So the emotional coldness I can second, but my god she was beautiful. I am bit like Hugh Grant character overly formal, struggle to make small talk, so  did not try to build rapport with Agata so I could not rate the communication. I absolutely love Latin women, more specifically Brazilian women. Though I do not speak a word of Portuguese I find that certain Latin women have a sensuality that is unrivaled.

Would I see Agata again? Yes, for a purely carnal experience.

Why not post this as a review ?

[Brazilian Martian]

I met Agata earlier this month - July 2018. Experiences of emotional detachment between punters and working girls I would say is de riguer. There are a multitude of reasons why a man goes to see an escort. My reason for seeing an escort is because I grew up in an all female, sex was never broached, nor was the ritual on how to get up. Absent was a coterie of young testosterone fueled males for me to blend in with and pull on a nightout on the tiles trying to pull - bravado and peer pressure propelling me.

My take on Agata:

Looks: 10/10

Service: 7/10

I arrived at the address, with the call card, impervious it appeared to prosecution for running a brothel SW19 1BZ plastered on the door. Knocked on he door and a burly Brazilian security guard in a black vest and jeans opened the door. My thoughts "this isn't Vauxhall, I do not swing that way". I walk into the ground floor low-ceilinged open plan flat, into the living room which is adjoined to the kitchen, a theater style curtain the partition and he shouts "Agata!!!". Standing out walks Agata: 5'3 olive skinned, hour glass shaped, flowing brown locks, giggling and muttering something in Portuguese.

She leads me to her bedroom. I asked if the man hat opened the door was her boyfriend and she laughed and said "no". I handed over the £60 for 1/2 hour and undress as she undresses. I will just describe the sex. Agata only licked my helmet. She put the jimmy on me and then she placed lube on the condom, beginning in missionary I heard slight groans to flatter me of course, we then switched to cowgirl there was no sound on her part, she was more rocking, then bouncing - I was underwhelmed. I finished in doggy style with that pert and fleshy tiger-tattooed ass, Agata at moments was grabbing the sheets as she lay face-down: a notification I was causing pain or pleasure - I came in doggy after five minutes.

After finishing Agata ran out of the bedroom, leaving me in the room alone and begun talking to her housemate in lilting tones and in the conversation between the two I heard the word "pornstar" into the kitchen and began cooking. I left the room to quizzical looks from the bodyguard and other WG that could of been to do with Agata description of me as pornstar. Was it take on my size (I do not have a big penis) or endurance? She said bye without looking at me. So the emotional coldness I can second, but my god she was beautiful. I am bit like Hugh Grant character overly formal, struggle to make small talk, so  did not try to build rapport with Agata so I could not rate the communication. I absolutely love Latin women, more specifically Brazilian women. Though I do not speak a word of Portuguese I find that certain Latin women have a sensuality that is unrivaled.

Would I see Agata again? Yes, for a purely carnal experience.

Maybe this is better going on a separate review, as it could seem like your doing damage limitation for her, this is another punters negative review. Its unfair to post a positive review on the ops review   

[Brazilian Martian]

Why not post this as a review ?

Damage limitation.

[LLPunting]

Maybe this is better going on a separate review, as it could seem like your doing damage limitation for her, this is another punters negative review. Its unfair to post a positive review on the ops review   

It also doesn't serve much purpose here if alchemist105 is trying to honestly give an account of a good encounter as it won't be indexed and add to her count of reviews.

However given that alchemist only appeared today this is a highly suspect posting either White Knighting or touting

[punk]

I met Agata earlier this month - July 2018. Experiences of emotional detachment between punters and working girls I would say is de riguer. There are a multitude of reasons why a man goes to see an escort. My reason for seeing an escort is because I grew up in an all female, sex was never broached, nor was the ritual on how to get up. Absent was a coterie of young testosterone fueled males for me to blend in with and pull on a nightout on the tiles trying to pull - bravado and peer pressure propelling me.

My take on Agata:

Looks: 10/10

Service: 7/10

I arrived at the address, with the call card, impervious it appeared to prosecution for running a brothel SW19 1BZ plastered on the door. Knocked on he door and a burly Brazilian security guard in a black vest and jeans opened the door. My thoughts "this isn't Vauxhall, I do not swing that way". I walk into the ground floor low-ceilinged open plan flat, into the living room which is adjoined to the kitchen, a theater style curtain the partition and he shouts "Agata!!!". Standing out walks Agata: 5'3 olive skinned, hour glass shaped, flowing brown locks, giggling and muttering something in Portuguese.

She leads me to her bedroom. I asked if the man hat opened the door was her boyfriend and she laughed and said "no". I handed over the £60 for 1/2 hour and undress as she undresses. I will just describe the sex. Agata only licked my helmet. She put the jimmy on me and then she placed lube on the condom, beginning in missionary I heard slight groans to flatter me of course, we then switched to cowgirl there was no sound on her part, she was more rocking, then bouncing - I was underwhelmed. I finished in doggy style with that pert and fleshy tiger-tattooed ass, Agata at moments was grabbing the sheets as she lay face-down: a notification I was causing pain or pleasure - I came in doggy after five minutes.

After finishing Agata ran out of the bedroom, leaving me in the room alone and begun talking to her housemate in lilting tones and in the conversation between the two I heard the word "pornstar" into the kitchen and began cooking. I left the room to quizzical looks from the bodyguard and other WG that could of been to do with Agata description of me as pornstar. Was it take on my size (I do not have a big penis) or endurance? She said bye without looking at me. So the emotional coldness I can second, but my god she was beautiful. I am bit like Hugh Grant character overly formal, struggle to make small talk, so  did not try to build rapport with Agata so I could not rate the communication. I absolutely love Latin women, more specifically Brazilian women. Though I do not speak a word of Portuguese I find that certain Latin women have a sensuality that is unrivaled.

Would I see Agata again? Yes, for a purely carnal experience.

No one see the problem with this expect LL?

[bash1983]

I would say she definitely qualifies as a bubble butt although a few more pounds on the waist and she could easily lose the tag haha