I've mulled over this one as I'm not one to kick a person while they're down and this woman clearly has problems, but because she is still trying to sell services in exchange for peoples hard earned cash I'm compelled to warn everybody to stay away from this one.
So with Ipswich being a bit dry of late and feeling the need to get my end away, I contacted Amy. Yes there are no pics (but you can always walk, right?) but she sounded friendly on the phone and was just a few minutes from where I was staying so for £100 for the hour I felt it was worth a shot (note she has since reduced her prices).
As they say, hindsight is a wonderful thing and I was definitely guilty of thinking with my balls here. Drove to the property which was a small end of terrace house, not greatly discreet and knocked on the door. A woman sheepishly opened the door and remained behind it allowing me to enter. I walk in and HOLY HELL I am greeted with one of the most unattractive women I have seen in my life. Dressed in a negligee with protruding rolls coming out either side she began furiously complimenting me and telling me what a good time she was going to give me. There was no way in the world this woman was touching me.
Luckily, she gave me an easy out. Within a minute of arriving she asked me if I smoke, I answered yes. She then requested I give her a cigarette to which I replied I didn't have any on my person. I then suggested I pop out round the corner and get some and while she agreed, she also went in to a mini-meltdown about how I wouldn't come back (she was dead correct) and how I needed to leave the money for the punt behind. At that point she almost lunged for it out of my hand but I affirmed that I was keeping hold of it 'in case she didn't let me in when I returned'. I then left, went home and had a shower, never to return.
There was a good hour between me talking to her on the phone and arriving so whether she had a couple of drinks, took medication etc I don't know but she was slurry, all over the place and absolutely desperate for money. I felt bad for her, but putting this up so others don't take a chance on her.
Cheers.
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