Emilyjane95 - Salford

[thomas santos]

I’ve seen her couple of days ago on Monday around 7 o’clock and honestly I’ve seen her twice, I wasn’t disappointed at all on the other day I’ve met her for the first time that was a week before and I decided to make an appointment again on Monday for 1hour £130 so I went there I told her I’ll be there 7 o’clock and she said don’t be late so I decided to go there by car so it’s gonna be quite then I textet her that I’m on the way now like 15 menit away and she replied,, see ya soon I’ll text you at 7 o’clock when am sorted x,, so arrived a bit early so I waited till 7 o’clock and I texted her at 7 O’clock but she didn’t reply because someone was booking her on my appointment time so I decided to get in and I texted her I’m gonna get in I know her room number so I got in and she forgot to lock the door so I opened the door the guy was with her and she souted at me get out so just get out of the apartment and waiting in my car until they finish but and they finished She got angry at me she texted me,, don’t come back get away,, I told I apologise I didn’t know she was really angry, she now go away like your wrong in the head so I said no problem and then suddenly she changed her mind that I can come and see her but this is my last time, so I just don’t understand why she was angry at me for? I was there on time so Emily if your reading this the question is wtf is the deference him and me thou? Do you think I can’t afford you or what? So that’s what I was disappointed but other then that 100% good services

After that I told her that can I come now so agreed and yeah I paid her for 1hour I really enjoyed it I got my 1 hour with full services fk owo swallowing twice and last I told her just give a hj and bj to cum for 3 times and took a shower after that, and I

[Goldfinch]

This one?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[MickyD]

And this is a positive? Being bawled out by a wg?

[frankc]

Didn't understand a word of that review.... 

[_Rust_]

I don't normally pipe up in the NW forum but wanted to read a review of Emily Jane, instead I feel like all I've read is a last ditch plea from someone whose texts aren't being replied to, and realised at the end of their plea they needed to write a generic one liner about the punt they apparently had to justify giving a positive review.

Apologies if i'm wrong though....

[MickyD]

It's impressive to write such a long post without using a single full stop.

I think he's trying to say that he entered her place rather than waiting for her to open the door and caught her with a punter. She was pissed off and shouted at him to leave. She kept shouting at him after on the phone, and then again for good luck. Then they bonked and he gave the whole experience a 'Positive'.

All seems a bit weird!

[MickyD]

At least I think that's what he means...

[holdenc]

i remember from my punt with her she text floor and room number and told me not to knock just to come in. i would have thought she'd have locked it after punters arrived. the thought that shes probably leaving it open during is quite unsettling

[bigthickdick]

Also the fact that she is quite happy to double book. That might have been the real reason why the radio silence for the other punter the other day who finally left her a negative on aw (for that she called him a fucking cunt) and then here (that's when she realised that he was a member here and apologised but was bullshitting around that she was on her period so couldn't work/he didn't txt so she didn't know he was still going...) well worth to read the whole thread imho. I'll definitely stay away (even though her service is obviously good) because she's a cunt and imho on a downhill already (quick success may have made her a bit full of herself??)

[threechilliman]

I’ve seen her couple of days ago on Monday around 7 o’clock and honestly I’ve seen her twice, I wasn’t disappointed at all on the other day I’ve met her for the first time that was a week before and I decided to make an appointment again on Monday for 1hour £130 so I went there I told her I’ll be there 7 o’clock and she said don’t be late so I decided to go there by car so it’s gonna be quite then I textet her that I’m on the way now like 15 menit away and she replied,, see ya soon I’ll text you at 7 o’clock when am sorted x,, so arrived a bit early so I waited till 7 o’clock and I texted her at 7 O’clock but she didn’t reply because someone was booking her on my appointment time so I decided to get in and I texted her I’m gonna get in I know her room number so I got in and she forgot to lock the door so I opened the door the guy was with her and she souted at me get out so just get out of the apartment and waiting in my car until they finish but and they finished She got angry at me she texted me,, don’t come back get away,, I told I apologise I didn’t know she was really angry, she now go away like your wrong in the head so I said no problem and then suddenly she changed her mind that I can come and see her but this is my last time, so I just don’t understand why she was angry at me for? I was there on time so Emily if your reading this the question is wtf is the deference him and me thou? Do you think I can’t afford you or what? So that’s what I was disappointed but other then that 100% good services

After that I told her that can I come now so agreed and yeah I paid her for 1hour I really enjoyed it I got my 1 hour with full services fk owo swallowing twice and last I told her just give a hj and bj to cum for 3 times and took a shower after that, and I

You sir, are a numpty. You went to the room and let yourself in without the 'ready' text? And you don't know why she was annoyed? Fuck me.....

That said your review has some useful information about potential double booking, but what a way to find out.

How was the other punter btw?

[Emilyjane9595]

I’ve learnt to shut the door!!

This man really is a head case!

Blocked from all my ways of contact.

Bad English, rude.

He was told to come for later on and he came anyways. This lad is a headcase. Slammed me and called me the worst names , death threats!!!

[Emilyjane9595]

Obsessed with me!!! Met me once and thinks he’s my boyfriend. Terrifying man please can everyone bear in mind he’s not right in the head

[bigthickdick]

You sir, are a numpty. You went to the room and let yourself in without the 'ready' text? And you don't know why she was annoyed? Fuck me.....

Totally agree with this!

How was the other punter btw?

Probably balls deep in her arse 

[Emilyjane9595]

It's impressive to write such a long post without using a single full stop.

I think he's trying to say that he entered her place rather than waiting for her to open the door and caught her with a punter. She was pissed off and shouted at him to leave. She kept shouting at him after on the phone, and then again for good luck. Then they bonked and he gave the whole experience a 'Positive'.

All seems a bit weird!

He’s fuckin mental. Portuguese head case !!!

[Access]

I think the OP needs a negative... going in the room without the “I’m ready” text. I know this is a punters forum, but the OP is a bellend.

[Emilyjane9595]

I think the OP needs a negative... going in the room without the “I’m ready” text. I know this is a punters forum, but the OP is a bellend.

He was told to come for 7.45.

He walked in at 7.

Note to self, never leave the door open. Someone else let him in the block. This man has been warned off by police I need to put his details on SAFE to warn others 

[bigthickdick]

He’s fuckin mental. Portuguese head case !!!

Regardless of what he did... don't fucking dare to give this kind of information out of a punter.

[bigthickdick]

He was told to come for 7.45.

He walked in at 7.

Note to self, never leave the door open. Someone else let him in the block. This man has been warned off by police I need to put his details on SAFE to warn others 

So why did you take another booking if you have already agreed to seeing him at 7????

[OakTree]

He was told to come for 7.45.

He walked in at 7.

Note to self, never leave the door open. Someone else let him in the block. This man has been warned off by police I need to put his details on SAFE to warn others 

After all of that though he claims you allowed him to see you again. Hence the positive review.

Was that wise?

[westeros]

Made my head hurt, just reading it.

Emily, darling, you're really not doing yourself any favours at the moment with the way feedback is coming in thick and fast for you.

While I've always relied on confirmation texts/calls prior to any encounters, this OP really does come across as a head case.

Still debating whether to see Emily or not, now though

[Emilyjane9595]

After all of that though he claims you allowed him to see you again. Hence the positive review.

Was that wise?

He seen me once before that. He’s not seen me again or ever will.

[Emilyjane9595]

Made my head hurt, just reading it.

Emily, darling, you're really not doing yourself any favours at the moment with the way feedback is coming in thick and fast for you.
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While I've always relied on confirmation texts/calls prior to any encounters, this OP really does come across as a head case.

Still debating whether to see Emily or not, now though

He is a head case.

And I’m a nice girl why should I let someone lie about me.

[bigthickdick]

He is a head case.

And I’m a nice girl why should I let someone lie about me.

True you do a good job lying about yourself so you don't need someone else's help 

Saying that the guy comes across as a nutcase. First white knighting you the other day on your other thread and now this.

[James999]

So why did you take another booking if you have already agreed to seeing him at 7????

Emily seems to have ignored that question, but posted numerous times and reports.

Sounds like she double booked him and got caught out (literally)

And somehomw it's the clients fault just because he's not English 

[bigthickdick]

Emily seems to have ignored that question, but posted numerous times and reports.

Sounds like she double booked him and got caught out (literally)

And somehomw it's the clients fault just because he's not English 

She has a tendency of doing just that, ignoring relevant questions if she can't come up with a good enough bullshit

[Matrix]

What I get from this is that you're both fucking stupid.

[thomas santos]

I’ve seen her couple of days ago on Monday around 7 o’clock and honestly I’ve seen her twice, I wasn’t disappointed at all on the other day I’ve met her for the first time that was a week before and I decided to make an appointment again on Monday for 1hour £130 so I went there I told her I’ll be there 7 o’clock and she said don’t be late so I decided to go there by car so it’s gonna be quite then I textet her that I’m on the way now like 15 menit away and she replied,, see ya soon I’ll text you at 7 o’clock when am sorted x,, so arrived a bit early so I waited till 7 o’clock and I texted her at 7 O’clock but she didn’t reply because someone was booking her on my appointment time so I decided to get in and I texted her I’m gonna get in I know her room number so I got in and she forgot to lock the door so I opened the door the guy was with her and she souted at me get out so just get out of the apartment and waiting in my car until they finish but and they finished She got angry at me she texted me,, don’t come back get away,, I told I apologise I didn’t know she was really angry, she now go away like your wrong in the head so I said no problem and then suddenly she changed her mind that I can come and see her but this is my last time, so I just don’t understand why she was angry at me for? I was there on time so Emily if your reading this the question is wtf is the deference him and me thou? Do you think I can’t afford you or what? So that’s what I was disappointed but other then that 100% good services

After that I told her that can I come now so agreed and yeah I paid her for 1hour I really enjoyed it I got my 1 hour with full services fk owo swallowing twice and last I told her just give a hj and bj to cum for 3 times and took a shower after that,
Apologise for my comment that was my fault I should have been there at 7:45 I didn’t read the text that someone is booked her at 6:30 for 30 menits finish at 7 o’clock and she will be ready for me at 7:30 or 7:45 sorry Emily sorry about that

[Emilyjane9595]

Emily seems to have ignored that question, but posted numerous times and reports.

Sounds like she double booked him and got caught out (literally)

And somehomw it's the clients fault just because he's not English 
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I never double book. I have a dairy. He’s just an idiot who’s rude

[James999]

She has a tendency of doing just that, ignoring relevant questions if she can't come up with a good enough bullshit

But she say's she's a nice girl, I'm sure it's just an oversight and she will answer now she's reminded 

I’m a nice girl

[threechilliman]

He was told to come for 7.45.

He walked in at 7.

Note to self, never leave the door open. Someone else let him in the block. This man has been warned off by police I need to put his details on SAFE to warn others 

Was he booked for 7pm? Did you both agree to move the booking to 7.45pm. He doesn't mention it. Someones telling porkies. Did you double book?

[Emilyjane9595]

Was he booked for 7pm? Did you both agree to move the booking to 7.45pm. He doesn't mention it. Someones telling porkies. Did you double book?

I called him at 6 and asked him to come for 7.45. He just rocked up early cause he’s rude and arrogant.

[NigelF]

Regardless of what he did... don't fucking dare to give this kind of information out of a punter.

+1

It's inappropriate on this site. SAAFE and NUM are much more suitable if what's been said about him is true. 

He seen me once before that. He’s not seen me again or ever will.

He clearly states that you changed your mind and let him see you for an hour, so he's clearly saying he's seen you twice. I take it you're disputing that?

He is a head case.

Based on his posts on here, I definitely believe you that he's a head case. By far the most common kind of dangerous nutter is the one who posts fluffy shit (particularly his first post) and tries to be nice with posts like this review. Frankly, I think most fluffies are only a couple of steps away from going mental like this guy.

And I’m a nice girl why should I let someone lie about me.

I’m very nice and 99% of the time

Nothing wrong with disputing him if you're telling the truth. However when someone feels the need to repeatedly say they're "nice"  then that tends to indicate the opposite (especially if they're only able to be nice some of the time). For example, I've not heard such talk from the numerous girls who have both more positives and either no or fewer negatives and neutrals than you.

Having said that, in my experiences, you are indeed nice.

[bigthickdick]

After that I told her that can I come now so agreed and yeah I paid her for 1hour I really enjoyed it I got my 1 hour with full services fk owo swallowing twice and last I told her just give a hj and bj to cum for 3 times and took a shower after that,
Apologise for my comment that was my fault I should have been there at 7:45 I didn’t read the text that someone is booked her at 6:30 for 30 menits finish at 7 o’clock and she will be ready for me at 7:30 or 7:45 sorry Emily sorry about that

Now it sounds interesting... did she say that after  you have both agreed to a 7pm booking or you just thought that you have had a booking for 7???

[Matrix]

Maybe this was just an honest misunderstanding between 2 people incapable of using the quotation function correctly. 

[James999]

I called him at 6 and asked him to come for 7.45. He just rocked up early cause he’s rude and arrogant.

That doesn't sound like the truth, he clearly stated, why lie 

I told her I’ll be there 7 o’clock and she said don’t be late so I decided to go there by car so it’s gonna be quite then I textet her that I’m on the way now like 15 menit away and she replied,, see ya soon I’ll text you at 7 o’clock when am sorted x,, so arrived a bit early so I waited till 7 o’clock and I texted her at 7 O’clock but she didn’t reply because someone was booking her on my appointment time

[Emilyjane9595]

Now it sounds interesting... did she say that after  you have both agreed to a 7pm booking or you just thought that you have had a booking for 7???
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I’m not going to respond now.
I learned a lesson from this. He wanted to come early but had no confirmation as I didn’t answer my phone to him.
No one normal will just walk right into an apartment with no ok text or ready.
Lesson learned he won’t bother me again.

 

[OakTree]

I called him at 6 and asked him to come for 7.45. He just rocked up early cause he’s rude and arrogant.

He does actually admit that.

Apologise for my comment that was my fault I should have been there at 7:45 I didn’t read the text that someone is booked her at 6:30 for 30 menits finish at 7 o’clock and she will be ready for me at 7:30 or 7:45 sorry Emily sorry about that

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210852.msg2145957#msg2145957

Why you would see him again after all that, I can’t fathom.

[threechilliman]

He does actually admit that.

Apologise for my comment that was my fault I should have been there at 7:45 I didn’t read the text that someone is booked her at 6:30 for 30 menits finish at 7 o’clock and she will be ready for me at 7:30 or 7:45 sorry Emily sorry about that

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210852.msg2145957#msg2145957

Why you would see him again after all that, I can’t fathom.

Well spotted. I'd missed that due to his inability to use quotes properly, similar to his ability to read text messages.....

[threechilliman]

I called him at 6 and asked him to come for 7.45. He just rocked up early cause he’s rude and arrogant.

Apologies, you seem to be correct.

[bigthickdick]

Apologies, you seem to be correct.

Only question is whether she has first agreed to a 7pm booking (as per the review says she even told him not to be late) or not. If yes then she trying to push the op back only works if the op agrees to it too.

[Cryton123]

Quite possibly the strangest review I've ever read!

He admits to walking in uninvited. Another punter gets caught out (poor fucker) then she sees the nutter later anyway? Or have I got that wrong? It's all so confusing!

Someone please clarify 

[threechilliman]

Only question is whether she has first agreed to a 7pm booking (as per the review says she even told him not to be late) or not. If yes then she trying to push the op back only works if the op agrees to it too.

True. It isn't overly clear...

[Titi]

Too much drama involving this SP at the moment, definitely one to avoid IMO.

[westeros]

And she started off so well. Even now her positives out weigh her negatives on reviews here. Wonder what her attitude would be like if she hadn't Been slammed here by everyone.
She outed the punter as Portuguese,  which is a no no for me. I'm from a small community my self so the fear of losing my anonymity far out weighs the prospect of that delectable arse😉

[James999]

she hadn't Been slammed here by everyone.

She hasn't been slammed by anyone, and no one has even mentioned how crap the photoshop is in her pictures 

[Titi]

And she started off so well. Even now her positives out weigh her negatives on reviews here. Wonder what her attitude would be like if she hadn't Been slammed here by everyone.
She outed the punter as Portuguese,  which is a no no for me. I'm from a small community my self so the fear of losing my anonymity far out weighs the prospect of that delectable arse😉

I considered seeing her after reading TCM’s review but she seems too much of a risk. I prefer safe bets which has worked for me so far. I will leave the risk taking to others, saying that though, every punt is a risk; huge/small.

[mrfishyfoo]

What I get from this is that you're both fucking stupid.

Clusterfucked IMHO sums this whole sorry tale up. 

Perhaps it's the heat ?? 

[lewisjones23]

Is anyone else just hoping the other punter puts a review up on here? 

In summary:

- The OP is a fucking wierdo
- The WG attracts drama and is worth avoiding until she sorts herself out

[Saeran]

Trying to read that car-crash of an OP, I have to side with Emily here a touch.

He just seems to come across as more than a bit odd to me.

[Veritas]

Wow.

I will say that you seem to get a much better class of poorly punctuating fruitcake in the NW boards than we get down here.