Given such violent pushback from my last review, I debated whether to ever post one here as it's very nearly traumatised me, but I figured I'd do just one more, for the benefit of the community here. I thought I gave a very objective and fair/balanced review last time, but it appeared it was not appreciated at all. I am sorry about that.
Second ever business at HOD, but first time in Victoria. May not have the elegance of their Pimlico site, but everything is still kept very clean inside.
For any future visitors who haven't been there, the location is a basement flat. Go down the stairs and ring the doorbell. Apparently there have been quite a lot of gentlemen callers who ring the upstairs door and this is horrific for the people who live upstairs. Because of the basement nature, it's very inconspicuous and you're completely invisible from the street. This is a pretty good plus for those who need to be discreet.
Arrived a little bit early and so I got to take a shower before seeing Effy. This is a really good thing because of the problematic Circle/District line and we were squeezed into the carriages for an extended time with of course no air con. I've been having really bad luck the last week and a half. Maybe the heat kills all the signalling systems.
Anyway, I applied a little bit of deodorant and a minty mouth spray, I waited for my one hour date to arrive in the bedroom.
Time: 1 hour
Cost: £120 (taking advantage of the discount just hours before the tragic loss)
Services: GFE, DFK, RO, OWO, FS
I don't know why but I was imagining a spinner or a petite lady, but Effy is actually quite a tall woman. But man oh man, she's got a fantastic body, a young Uma Thurman-like face, a soft and elegant voice, and a really comfortable girlfriend demeanor. We say hi and pretty much immediately start kissing, with our tongues right away. She does not hold back and I was immediately turned on with just about everything about her.
I dedicated a huge amount of time performing oral sex on her. It was so much fun I wish I could just go forever. Alas, the booking was only an hour. If I had an entire night, I'd just keep going, but I had to settle with one orgasm. Effy is so responsive, and just the sight of her writhing away is massive fun. My face ended up getting so sticky with her juices and I absolutely loved it.
She has a slow, gentle, but a solid BJ technique and given that I had just did a number on her, she was on top of the game. I absolutely loved how she positioned herself so that my shin/foot was perfectly positioned for her to rub her pussy on my leg and she was so wet, so ready for sex. She climbed on top of me, and we had a mutual simultaneous orgasm, a rarity even amongst real partners, but we were fucking awesome.
She went for a quick clean up, and came back, but she's such a sexy woman all over, that I had a semi even though I had orgasmed just a couple of minutes ago. I directed my hand to her pussy and she was so sticky wet, so we just went right for round 2. It's really too bad we have a stringent time limit, but the way we were going, I just have to wonder if Effy was truly independent and not part of the HOD brigade but a real incall lady, we might have just gone on for a few more minutes. She was clearly horny as fuck and enjoying the shit out of our session. And so was I, but unfortunately, round 2 would not culminate in an orgasm. Out of time.
Took a shower before leaving because I absolutely needed it. That was one hot brilliant session of sex. She had another client after me, so I didn't get to say goodbye to her. Sad.
Last time, I got a direct response from a woman. I wonder if I would get a response from Effy? I'd love to hear how she evaluated my performance.
