Sexy Nips Lynne - Runcorn

[bang4buck1]

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Price paid - £100 hour

Took a trip to see Lynne one Wednesday afternoon her place is in Runcorn not far from the train station, nice modern apartment building in a discreet location felt very safe and unassuming. Meet was easy to arrange by phone and text on the day.

Looks wise she an old bird looks much older than her pics suggest, says she's 40 on her profile, she aint 40 more like 60. I kid you not. Quite slim, she has fake tits which are an odd shape. She's not bad looking for an old bird but looks much older in the flesh than her pics suggest.

The meet. Got there ok and on time got buzzed up to her flat. When I walked in and saw her I was not impressed and was gonna just walk away but thought fuck it I'm here now lets just get on with it.
Started off o.k I got stripped off and she immediately went to work on my cock gave me a decent blow job not the best technique but was ok. She suggested I have a go on her pussy and removed her knickers as soon as the knickers came off that's when the smell hit me. Her pussy absolutely smelled nasty and fishy not sure if that's just her natural smell or she had't had a wash for days but either way that was it for me after smelling that my dick went limp and never recovered. I didn't fuck her, didn't cum cos I couldn't get it up. She tried her best to get it hard again by gently sucking it and licking my balls but the old fella was not having any of it. After a few minutes of that I said sorry I have to go. Got dressed and fucked off home feeling like I'd just wasted £100.

[mexicola]

I'm amazed she's only got the one negative given how much bad feedback there is about her on this site.

Sorry to hear you had a bad one, I think this serves as a warning to punters to read the threads and not just the headline score.

[bang4buck1]

I'm amazed she's only got the one negative given how much bad feedback there is about her on this site.

Sorry to hear you had a bad one, I think this serves as a warning to punters to read the threads and not just the headline score.

Probably cos only soft twats like me don't read all the threads. Likely everyone else has read them and given her a miss.

[stan67]

Id say she was well over the 55 mark when i used to see her 5 plus years ago .a few  of aultwork ads for runcorn work with lynne  and all seem to use the same photographer

[Drayki]

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Price paid - £100 hour

Took a trip to see Lynne one Wednesday afternoon her place is in Runcorn not far from the train station, nice modern apartment building in a discreet location felt very safe and unassuming. Meet was easy to arrange by phone and text on the day.

Looks wise she an old bird looks much older than her pics suggest, says she's 40 on her profile, she aint 40 more like 60. I kid you not. Quite slim, she has fake tits which are an odd shape. She's not bad looking for an old bird but looks much older in the flesh than her pics suggest.

The meet. Got there ok and on time got buzzed up to her flat. When I walked in and saw her I was not impressed and was gonna just walk away but thought fuck it I'm here now lets just get on with it.
Started off o.k I got stripped off and she immediately went to work on my cock gave me a decent blow job not the best technique but was ok. She suggested I have a go on her pussy and removed her knickers as soon as the knickers came off that's when the smell hit me. Her pussy absolutely smelled nasty and fishy not sure if that's just her natural smell or she had't had a wash for days but either way that was it for me after smelling that my dick went limp and never recovered. I didn't fuck her, didn't cum cos I couldn't get it up. She tried her best to get it hard again by gently sucking it and licking my balls but the old fella was not having any of it. After a few minutes of that I said sorry I have to go. Got dressed and fucked off home feeling like I'd just wasted £100.

Thanks for the heads up on this one, had been looking at her myself but will swerve her now, nothing worse than a smelly cunt !

[chrishornx]

shame she used to be good but guess age has caught her up eventually

She has had a good run over the years but sounds like one to avoid

[Templebor]

Sorry you had a rough time, but I'd have left as soon as the pants came off and wouldnt have hung about a minute longer. Nothing worse than a stinking old bag.

[jameslee76]

I'm sure she used be on fabswingers.her and her husband. 

[paulooo56]

saw her years ago was not impressed either

[fairfield]

Bang,
Sorry about your failed punt. Looking back, my neutral from 2 years ago should really been a deffo RED. Feel a bit ashamed now about possibly misleading you.
I wasted £120 there and meself couldnt even get close enough to smell anything. The wg was as slippery as a fish that had fallen off your hook. She wriggled ducked and weaved for england on that bed - just to stop me getting up close and personal. I guess old trouts are the wiliest ones and keep reeling us punters in.

[markwin]

Gotta say I had a good time when I saw her (in London), about a year ago. She was really nice and responsive.

However, I see that she's now blurred her face out on AW pics and changed her login name a couple of times, most recently to 'pussy5', which is a bit bizarre...

[hammond]

I am suspicious anyone who keeps doing a name change, pointless.

[Prinny!!!]

She keeps changing her name, and blurring her face but has left her name on every single picture?

[magpie252]

Came across this video of Lynne today:

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AW name back to sexynips - go figure?

[Drayki]

See she hasn’t been the dentist regularly, her teeth look skanky and you could drive a bus through the gap 

[Hurley]

See she hasn’t been the dentist regularly, her teeth look skanky and you could drive a bus through the gap 

My late mother would have said “teeth like a row of bombed houses “
 

[Gordon Bennett]

See she hasn’t been the dentist regularly, her teeth look skanky and you could drive a bus through the gap 

Looks too much like Jimmy Tarbuck........ once that image gets in your head all is lost!

[Avux99]

Saw her myself about 3 years ago. Pretty much same experience as OP. Looks a lot older than she says. Did nothing for my cock whatsoever, should have walked but didn’t inexplicably. Gives the impression of being a right goer if you’ve seen all her pics but in actually meeting her I got a bit of a straight laced vibe.

In conclusion, she should have retired at least 10 years ago.

[hungrypunt]

Looks too much like Jimmy Tarbuck........ once that image gets in your head all is lost!

 

[cat1144]

she's been around for donkeys years this woman

been listed as age "40" on AW for a good decade I reckon 

she used to do 2 girl stuff with sexy alexis from Chester (remember that one?  early 20s girl, good body, face messed up a bit by manky teeth, had a serious attitude on her AW blog  )

[mexicola]

For the amount of bad feedback this woman has on UKP she's only got one negative review and one neutral review. I thought she has more ?

[threechilliman]

For the amount of bad feedback this woman has on UKP she's only got one negative review and one neutral review. I thought she has more ?

Maybe the bad feedback on UKP has made most of us steer clear? I certainly have.

[OakTree]

Maybe the bad feedback on UKP has made most of us steer clear? I certainly have.

It is odd that although her reviews are on the whole very good the general feedback is that she’s not.

[bolster3]

Saw her about 5/6 years ago before I knew about this site and it would have been a negative from me. She looked over 50 then.

"Don't touch my nipples they're sore; don't put your fingers far in my cunt it's too tight (wasn't); now we'll do this" etc.

[EnglishRebecca121]

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pic from blog u can unfortunalty see she isnt 39.

[Drayki]

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pic from blog u can unfortunalty see she isnt 39.

I’d say she’s well in her 50’S a bit of an old hag 

[chrishornx]

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pic from blog u can unfortunalty see she isnt 39.

very true....... but you should be wary of criticising other service providers

[antsz]

very true....... but you should be wary of criticising other service providers

she didn't criticise her , i tried a few times to see her last year, so glad the booking never happened. I dont mind older ladies but she looks rough

[fairfield]

very true....... but you should be wary of criticising other service providers

chris,
sorry for sounding bitter - but wish there'd even been a hint of 'criticism' about 'sexy nips when i booked her 2 years ago. Certainly not over 600 +ve unchallenged AW reviews that are imho absolutely shite.
It was the furthest i'd travelled and the most i'd paid - and it was an absolute disaster. Major time wasting, none of the pre-agreed outfits or services, a minimum of actual body contact and a strong attempt to avoid sex altogether.

I've no idea what spell this wg and her pimp casts to continue receiving such +ve reviews. But if that Rebecca or anyone else wants to point out the bleedin' obvious then its fine by me - bcs realistic opinion on sexy nips is in my experience very rare. (btw, i think the 49 years estimate is still quite generous, given all her health problems i'd say 59 is prolly closer to reality.)

   

[Gmac85]

Agree with what's been said on this thread.  Had a punt with her a couple of years ago - she's at least 10 years older than her profile age (I know most don't put the real one down but this is way out!) Not got a bad body in fairness but certainly far from the best punt I've ever had. Bit of a letdown considering some of the really great pictures of her on AW.  Also get a bit confused that her blog says she's going to be cutting down as of last month, and yet she still seems as active as ever ??

I'd definitely recomend her mate Amy (who was in Widnes, but may well now be in Runcorn) ahead of Lynne. 

[antsz]

Agree with what's been said on this thread.  Had a punt with her a couple of years ago - she's at least 10 years older than her profile age (I know most don't put the real one down but this is way out!) Not got a bad body in fairness but certainly far from the best punt I've ever had. Bit of a letdown considering some of the really great pictures of her on AW.  Also get a bit confused that her blog says she's going to be cutting down as of last month, and yet she still seems as active as ever ??

I'd definitely recomend her mate Amy (who was in Widnes, but may well now be in Runcorn) ahead of Lynne.

Do you have a link for amy?

[Garytheman]

When I seen her she would not let me touch her tits said they where sore.

She was not interested in anything. Also a massive scar on her tummy.


So never again

[knickersorf]

Amy's profile is External Link/Members Only

But I think Holly is better External Link/Members Only

Both way better than Lynne 

[NigelF]

Do you have a link for amy?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[CoolTiger]

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Seen this one. Doesn’t mention BB on her likes list but offers it under her prices tab.

Sexynips now works duos with a known barebacker.

[chrishornx]

Amy's profile is External Link/Members Only

But I think Holly is better External Link/Members Only

Both way better than Lynne 

it would help if you did some reviews

[Hurley]

Amy's profile is External Link/Members Only

But I think Holly is better External Link/Members Only

Both way better than Lynne 

3 years a member and not one review