Author Topic: South East/ Massage & Pleasure_ Camberley. Jennifer  (Read 1535 times)


9 review(s) for Massage & Pleasure_ (6 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline themaserman

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Saw Jennifer in her nice clean flat today which was easy to find and there's easy parking
in a multi story practically across the road from her apartment block.
Her comms aren't that good (you can't ring the number only text) I text her when I arrived and had to wait
at the bus stop (so not to loiter)for around 10mins for the flat number, another 5mins and I would've walked.

Into the flat and Jennifer was wearing undies and a silky nighty, she looked pretty.
I asked her for a shower and she went into another room while I did.
When done I got on the massage table and waited 3 or 4 mins for her to come in,
we had a small chat and she started to give me the oily massage on my legs which felt good and proceeded
to go up my back and shoulders with a few light credit card swipes on my arse.
All this time the only thing I could see was the carpet as I had my face down through the hole in the massage table
with the occasional view of her feet with orange painted toenails, quite pretty!
This went on for around 30mins I guess (should've worn a watch!) but during this time I could tell that she was
sometimes reading/sending texts as she stopped massaging me or doing it lightly with one hand, very annoying :dash:

She then told me to lay on my front on the bed and she disappeared again for 5mins,
comes back in and gives me more oily massage but I can feel her nipples going up and down my back and arse
so I guess she was naked, I still hadn't seen her face or body since she opened the door but it felt good.
Told to turn over and I get a proper look at her in full regalia kneeling on the bed on my legs.
She is quite pretty in my opion with nice BJ lips (I wish) with bright red lickstick on,
she has a nice set of tits but has quite a round tummy, I think she may be a few months pregnant but I could be wrong.
More oil rubbed into her tits and chest and on dropped onto my stomach and cock (another quick look at her phone!)
and she then began rubbing her boobs all around my stomach and cock while looking me in the eye and smiling.
By now I am rock hard but we haven't spoken a word and I'm wondering if she is going to wank me off to finish or just
wait till I come from the tit rub which could take a while.
More oil on her hands and thank god she takes hold of my tool and balls and wanks, caresses it all over with both hands her thumbs
doing a fantastic job on my helmet, christ it felt good
I told her to do it faster and with one hand she wanked me off to completion while always looking in my eye and a
dirty smile on her face, I shot a huge load, she didn't stop till I was done, a perfect wank :lol:

I don't know if I'd go back due to the phone thing but I might if she tossed me off twice, firstly on the massage table
as I got a bit bored wondering how much she paid for her carpet!

Fuck me I do go on!       

Offline webpunter

IMO you've been generous with a positive

- pissing around pre punt
- 3 to 4 min wait at the start is on the high side.  5 mins in the middle section is time-wasting
- texting whilst massaging
- 30 mins on your front WTF.  Indeed wear a watch, which is easy to read [put your arm under the table to clock the time].  And suggest a turn over.  No later than 20 mins.  I've had this happen so say i want some water.  Then get up - a little - drink the water.  And politely ask can i turn over
- i'm presuming no B2B

I was gonna suggest a negative.  Redeemed by the happy ending which makes it a neutral
HL is -1
UKP works again !

Offline hants1234

I agree some of these reviews are generous with their ratings!

Offline deg_dilemma

This is certainly a negative in my book.

Should have gone to CarpetRight instead.

Offline themaserman

Yep sorry chaps I hold my hands up..I should've changed it from a
Positive to Negative/Neutral 


Offline webpunter

Which do you want it changing to ? Negative or neutral.  I reck neutral coz of the HE

Yep sorry chaps I hold my hands up..I should've changed it from a
Positive to Negative/Neutral

Offline webpunter

 :lol:

This is certainly a negative in my book.

Should have gone to CarpetRight instead.

Offline webpunter

Changed to neutral
If you wish to downgrade further please advise

Yep sorry chaps I hold my hands up..I should've changed it from a
Positive to Negative/Neutral

Offline themaserman

Thanks for doing that WP, I didn’t realise it could be
changed after posting.

Offline webpunter

Fuck knows why i can change it.  I noticed this a while ago 
It must be that i'm on Staplers approved list.  After all he is a moderator [self appointed]  :sarcastic:

Thanks for doing that WP, I didn’t realise it could be
changed after posting.

It's easy to be a little generous after having your balls drained.  Especially with your experience with this burd where the end part was better than the preceeding time. It's the post shoot-yer-bolt glow.  Then you post on here.  The re-read with some suitable comments from fellow UKP'ers & you are thinking 'hang-on-a-minute'.  Me thinks that you will be more balanced on future reviews.  Keep em comin