Author Topic: If England win world cup would you celebrate with a expensive shag? (Read 2094 times)

king tarzan · « **on:** July 09, 2018, 05:35:13 pm »

Cab happen...

Waterhouse · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2018, 05:43:56 pm »

KT are you still drinking your YSL EDT? Fella you gotta stop.... at this rate you'll be on meths before you know it.

king tarzan · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2018, 05:48:14 pm »

Quote from: Yondu616 on July 09, 2018, 05:43:56 pm

KT are you still drinking your YSL EDT? Fella you gotta stop.... at this rate you'll be on meths before you know it.

I think its a reasonable question.
In the euphoria of the atmosphere. .
A 1 off expensive personal celebration that 1 wouldn't do in normal circumstances. .
A win at the bookies men will treat themselves.
Why not when your national team wins the football world cup?

jedi master · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2018, 05:55:38 pm »

Being Scottish and if England get to the final I will be hiring an escort for when the game is on

So I don't have to watch the game.

JM

timsussex · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2018, 06:03:24 pm »

Quote from: jedi master on July 09, 2018, 05:55:38 pm

Being Scottish and if England get to the final I will be hiring an escort for when the game is on

So I don't have to watch the game.

now theres a marketing opportunity for any enterprising (non-English) WG

berksboy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2018, 06:24:30 pm »

No why would i ? would like them to win but its only football.

Hobbit · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:12:47 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 09, 2018, 05:48:14 pm

I think its a reasonable question.
In the euphoria of the atmosphere. .
A 1 off expensive personal celebration that 1 wouldn't do in normal circumstances. .
A win at the bookies men will treat themselves.
Why not when your national team wins the football world cup?

I have a better suggestion! How about, if they do win the World Cup, then you pay for an expensive shag for all of us!

Gordon Bennett · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:13:06 pm »

Isn't there normally a huge spike in birth rate 9 months after England do well? Not sure there's that much empiric evidence to back this up though..... 1966 and, errrrrrr.......!

workinallweek · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:29:38 pm »

If they win i should have 2 bags of sand in the disposable income pocket

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:34:53 pm »

WTF's with the "IF"

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:38:01 pm »

Celebrate - No!. To try and forget it happened - Yes!

dt969525 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2018, 08:02:58 pm »

Doubtful I'd be too pissed to get it up

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2018, 08:04:01 pm »

David1970 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2018, 08:07:04 pm »

Stupid topic.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2018, 09:49:08 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on July 09, 2018, 08:07:04 pm

Stupid topic.

Couldn't agree more.... see my first reply.

delete · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:10:08 am »

so if they don't win would you stop punting?

#daftquestion

JonasG · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2018, 02:11:59 am »

I'd like to think if we won the WC, I'd have more important celebrations than seeing a whore.

I'd be too drunk either way, probably won't get it up.

m4rmite · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:08:10 am »

Quote from: delete on July 10, 2018, 12:10:08 am

so if they don't win would you stop punting?

#daftquestion

if they win will you start reviewing?
#newrulesmademepost

PR67 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:49:23 am »

Quote from: timsussex on July 09, 2018, 06:03:24 pm

Being Scottish and if England get to the final I will be hiring an escort for when the game is on

I'm in weird situation for a Scotsman in that I want England to fail to win the WC while at same time want Harry Kane to score. I've got £10 on Kane at 12/1 for top GS so if he rattles them in it'll pay for me to rattle someone else.

C'mon England, score lots of goals (then concede one more than that)

Punter115 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:02:28 am »

Very good PR67 made me laugh .
Being Scottish we are fucked anyway as we will never hear the end of it whether they win it or not given they have reached the semis and more than likely they will reach the final.
I say good luck to them and may the best team win .....provided it is France !

Goldfinch · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:16:09 am »

Quote from: m4rmite on July 10, 2018, 09:08:10 am

if they win will you start reviewing?
#newrulesmademepost

dancr7 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:49:31 am »

They should do a one off celebration day of reduce rates

RobinBrod · « **Reply #22 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:31:03 pm »

The best thing about the world cup is that there is a separate football section of most papers that can go straight into the re-cycling, without having been read. Overpaid, and over there. Hope they stay there.

Here4thebants · « **Reply #23 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:40:09 pm »

I have a punt with an English girl lined up for 9.30 pm tonight! Here we go!

nessie23 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:42:22 pm »

In one word,,,,no !

king tarzan · « **Reply #25 on:** July 11, 2018, 06:44:03 pm »

Quote from: Here4thebants on July 11, 2018, 06:40:09 pm

I have a punt with an English girl lined up for 9.30 pm tonight! Here we go!

9:30pm possibly could be a bit early as added time..extra time..extra added time..penalties... 10pm would of been better to cover all bases...

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #26 on:** July 11, 2018, 08:01:36 pm »

Quote from: Punter115 on July 10, 2018, 11:02:28 am

Very good PR67 made me laugh .
Being Scottish we are fucked anyway as we will never hear the end of it whether they win it or not given they have reached the semis and more than likely they will reach the final.
I say good luck to them and may the best team win .....provided it is France !

Being Scottish you will no doubt be looking forward to the new season in Scotland. Who's going to win the Scottish premier league ? Celtic , Celtic or will it be Celtic. I fancy Celtic just for a change.

Here4thebants · « **Reply #27 on:** July 11, 2018, 09:54:23 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on July 11, 2018, 06:44:03 pm

9:30pm possibly could be a bit early as added time..extra time..extra added time..penalties... 10pm would of been better to cover all bases...

Indeed! Had to postpone but she's a footie fan too so all good

Punter115 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:03:23 pm »

Quote from: Here4thebants on July 11, 2018, 09:54:23 pm

Indeed! Had to postpone but she's a footie fan too so all good

Haha...funny enough I do think Celtic will win the league ....isn’t that a surprise !!!

Punter115 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:05:22 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 11, 2018, 08:01:36 pm

Being Scottish you will no doubt be looking forward to the new season in Scotland. Who's going to win the Scottish premier league ? Celtic , Celtic or will it be Celtic. I fancy Celtic just for a change.

Haha ..funny enough I think Celtic could just about win the league !!!

Got it correct this Time .

Punter115 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:10:56 pm »

Sorry lads ...you lost it because u didn’t get a second goal in the first half and I am convinced some of your top players were carrying an injury.
Still be proud of them they really did over achieve and did very well .....I will be backing them in 2 years and in the next World Cup and I will expect to make money !!

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #31 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:12:49 pm »

I can't stand football but i'm going to have an expensive shag - today i got unexpected letter from HMRC with nice tax return

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #32 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:20:01 pm »

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on July 11, 2018, 10:12:49 pm

I can't stand football but i'm going to have an expensive shag - today i got unexpected letter from HMRC with nice tax return

a good way to celebrate a windfall. Instead of being screwed by the taxman your going to screw thanks to the taxman

shagmore · « **Reply #33 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:24:52 pm »

too late now

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #34 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:51:14 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on July 11, 2018, 10:20:01 pm

a good way to celebrate a windfall. Instead of being screwed by the taxman your going to screw thanks to the taxman

I came back from holiday yesterday late at night (i was late about 5 hours because my aircraft was struck by a lightning, ground crew had to do all checks) and today in the morning i got it! What a positive coincidence!

king tarzan · « **Reply #35 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:55:55 pm »

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on July 11, 2018, 10:51:14 pm

I came back from holiday yesterday late at night (i was late about 5 hours because my aircraft was struck by a lightning, ground crew had to do all checks) and today in the morning i got it! What a positive coincidence!

enjoy as you become the shagman..

Alanroy · « **Reply #36 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:59:29 pm »

Ah well. Can still celebrate 3rd place?

joe diddley · « **Reply #37 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:29:29 pm »

I'm going to commiserate with a cheap shag.

Blackzero · « **Reply #38 on:** July 12, 2018, 12:44:14 am »

Unfortunately we lost it today feeling very sad

Author Topic: If England win world cup would you celebrate with a expensive shag? (Read 2094 times)

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