Not so much a response, but l once booked a cheapo pump and dump from Vivastreet or Gumtree. The address was an old mid-terraced house in the town, one of those where the front door opens right into the living room.
Knocked on the door and the girl opens it, dressed in her sluttiest tarty outfit - tits spilling out the top, tiny short skirt (no knickers, as l discovered following her upstairs).
She led me through the living room to the stairs in the corner. Sat on the sofa was granny and a toddler of maybe 4 years of age, watching Tellytubbies.
Wierd...... still did the deed though!