Hi guys,
Long time lurked first time poster, I've generally had pretty good punts with the assistance of the excellent posts on this site.
I've finally had a terrible one and I only have myself to blame. I did no research, booked what I thought was a very young and pretty Korean girl while I was out in London and paid the price. The lesson was definitely learned and I'm hoping to give back to the community so everyone else can learn from my stupidity, this way it wasn't all in vain!
External Link/Members OnlyThe Girl - She's definitely NOT 21 or slim or Korean. She's probably 35-40, very likely Thai and chubby with a pretty big pot belly. Her English was also very limited and only spoke a few words.
The Place - Small flat in earls court opposite some laundromat off the main road. It was relatively clean but very poorly lit (on purpose I suspect) and it did the trick as I was unable to tell her body shape until she took her clothes off at which point I had already handed the money over
The Punt - It's advertised as a massage so I figured I'd get a nice massage from a young pretty Korean girl and a happy ending, maybe even a BJ. It would almost have been worth it had she been young and pretty! No such luck lads
I paid £120 for the hour, had a quick shower while she stashed the cash. She undressed and motioned me to lie on the bed and proceeded to give me a pretty bad massage with no oil or anything.
After about 20 minutes she started playing with my ass, balls, cock and was pretty sensual about it. Motioned me to turn over and continued playing with my cock, to my surprise she put a condom on it and started sucking it.
Eventually I got a bit bored and decided to check if full service was on offer, so I could spice up the experience. She said yes and didn't ask for any extra cash, just laid on the bed starfish style and said "You fuck me now".
The whole thing was pretty mediocre, she had a hairy bush and wasn't tight at all. Eventually her phone started getting texts and she started wanking me off and kept saying "no time, you finish now".
Conclusion - Bait and switch, terrible massage, terrible service overall and she rushed me at the end because her phone was getting texts and another punter was on the way.
I actually ran into him as I was exiting the building. I don't think he realised I was a punter but still not terribly discreet booking us back to back. My advise? AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
