JeSslcxxx - Wimbledon

[3laws]

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So after years of lurking, it seems I now have to comment or post a review. In fairness I don’t think this is even my original account (I’m sure I’ve posted reviews before) but it is the one were I remember the login details. It’s actually a good idea to encourage people like me to contribute to the forum.



Basics..
I’ve seen Jess quite a few times, so I won’t put a specific date. Last time I saw her it was probably about two months ago.

For me she’s like ronseal... does exactly what’s on the tin.

Venue:
Wimbledon but South Wimbledon tube is closer. I usually drive, parking is easy, couple of quid an hour on one of the back streets. If you’re punting during rush hour allow extra time, traffic is a nightmare.
Place is fit for purpose. Rooms quite small and I think the beds a four footer. Big tv in one corner, mirror in the other. I shower before I go and it doesn’t take me long to get there.

Girl:
Quite tall (especially in heels) very very close to bolt ons, tanned and works out. It’s a pity about her gallery. I wouldn’t have seen her had I not had a personal recommendation.

Service:
I suppose it always starts with chemistry, I’ve never had a problem. I go to see her for her blow jobs.
Always given with enthusiasm. Not really DT, but loses of saliva and gusto. I’ve seen her with 30mins and 1hr appointments. Both had the same energy. I don’t know if it’s a Polish thing but she really works,  by that I mean, as soon as I’ve unloaded (cim) she’s asking if I want a massage. I’ve seen plenty of girls the will just windle the time down. I think she gives good VFM. But she’s not the cheapest and in the area she’s in there’s now quite a few Brazilians who are HOT and only a tenner more for the hour. But she’s reliable, and that can be rare in this trade.



Right that’s my two cents. Any questions please ask.

[Fuzzyduck]

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For me she’s like ronseal... does exactly what’s on the tin.

Ronseal punting huh? Are you sure you're not just ripping off and plagiarising other people's reviews? Who else have you seen in your years of lurking? Please do feel free to post any other recent reviews.

[3laws]

Ronseal punting huh? Are you sure you're not just ripping off and plagiarising other people's reviews? Who else have you seen in your years of lurking? Please do feel free to post any other recent reviews.

Who exactly am I meant to be ripping off? It’s from a well know marketing campaign (well it was when I was younger) When I said any questions just ask, this is not what I meant.

You’re exactly the reason why people like me are put off from posting.

[PLeisure]

You’re exactly the reason why people like me are put off from posting.

You can choose to continue lurking and leeching, of course. It's just that Admin has taken appropriate steps to limit access to this valuable resource.
Think about it - rather than get all prima donna on us... punting isn't a cheap hobby. This forum helps us decide who represents good value for money based on services/ looks/ convenience of location, etc. It also relies on integrity, i.e. punters offering genuine intel. In simpler terms, not taking advantage of UKP since 2011.

Try not to be so pathetic... 

[Fuzzyduck]

Who exactly am I meant to be ripping off? It’s from a well know marketing campaign (well it was when I was younger) When I said any questions just ask, this is not what I meant.

You’re exactly the reason why people like me are put off from posting.

If you've been lurking for so long and taking advantage of the effort others have put it, you would have likely seen this recent review of Jessica, no?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190185.0

Possibly coincidence. Possibly not. Your review reads like a mash-up of many other recent reviews of Jessica. Again, it might be fair, since she has her style and is consistent in what she does. I invited you to share your other experiences to demonstrate that you're genuine, rather than writing this review to address Admin's entry requirements to his party.

Your choice how you want to play it. If you wish to have a hissy fit that's fine, bye bye. It doesn't sound like UKP will be poorer for your absence. Alternatively, if you wish to think "you twat', but contribute more reviews, particularly of under-reviewed girls, then welcome to the party.

[LLPunting]

OP, good of you to show yourself.

What do you mean "very very close to bolt ons"?

If you're not prepared to stand by your reviews and field the challenges to be part of the best UK punting resource then perhaps you need to subscribe elsewhere to some dubious tosh.