Hi Lucy, been a while.
Fuck sake, this review is fake as the hoors on Love Island. Great figure? Well she's no hippo but her relatively slim frame is well padded out.
And "doesn't dabble in extreme activities"?

Understatement of the year, she doesn't even have sex!

And why say Dunfermline and Aberdeen unless you're advertising that you work in both places? No punter would name both towns.
This advert is a direct result of recent negativity here about her.