Another of my catch up reviews. Sadly not a good one.
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External Link/Members OnlyCost - £130 for an hours’ incall.
The girl - she’s very short (again my type), shoulder length black hair, tiny waist, nice shapely arse and small boobs. Nipples got nicely erect when I was pounding her missionary. Facially ok, not a stunner, but nice looking I thought. She’s got that pocket rocket look, but sadly not the attitude.
The meet - arranged via a couple of texts which were promptly and clearly answered/responded to. I met her at the hotel next to the KP stadium (holiday inn express?) as she was touring Leicester. No issues with reception, straight to the lift and straight up to the floor.
This is where it started to go sour. On opening the door Jessy complained that I knocked too hard and was too noisy walking down the corridor! I made a joke about regretting wearing my tap shoes which went down as you’d expect.
Anyway I thought she looked nice so stripped off my gear ready to get down to it. At this point she moaned that my chest was too hairy. I responded by saying that unless her tits were made of Velcro then we should be ok. More tumbleweed.
I then directed her towards little Polinder and she reached for a Johnny. I wanted owo, but she advised this would be more (not noted on her AW profile). I never take extra cash with me to a punt so went for ow. It was shit.
I thought fuck it, let’s get to the main event. She went on top but shouted at me for daring to thrust back. Ever the optimist I thought let’s try doggie, but she was being awkward and I couldn’t get a comfortable position. The final throw of the dice was missionary, during which Jessy actually looked nice. Of course little miss sunshine wasn’t happy with the angle I was banging her at.
At this point I pulled out, got off the bed, got dressed and went to leave. Amazingly she asked a couple of times as I was dressing what was wrong. I thought it best to keep my council and do one.
Conclusion - erm, shit. Would I return - fuck no. Would I recommend - only if you’re into nagging, moaning, sour Eastern Europeans who don’t like tap-dancing.
Hey-ho. Onwards and upwards. Happy punting.
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