Author Topic: xx_Busty_Julia_xx, Swindon  (Read 1309 times)


4 review(s) for xx_Busty_Julia_xx (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Uoti2

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30-minute incall, £60

Communication: by voice and text. Good English, friendly, helpful and very efficient texting.

Location: flat in one of the many blocks near the Outlet Centre, Swindon.
Depending on time of day, you might find an on-street parking place for free. Alternatively, the vast car park at the Outlet Centre is a quarter of a mile away.

Inside, the apartment was fairly clean and tidy. There was no evidence of sharing with another WG and neither sight nor sound of anyone else.
The bedroom had a LOT of stuffed toys. Quiet background pop music was coming from somewhere in there. Was a hidden camera there, too? Who cares?

Accessibility: if you can walk a few paces and get up a flight of stairs, then you'll be fine. If you're in a chair and can't walk at all, then getting from inside the hallway of the block to the door of Julia's flat might be tricky, because I didn't see a lift, even though it's unusual for a modern building not to have one. Julia's "Enjoys" list does include "Disabled Clients", at the time of writing.

Appearance
Chunky.
Both the stats and the pictures listed on her profile look about right, although "blonde" is dubious and "size 14" is optimistic. She has a fair number of tramp-stamps, not terribly well rendered. She does have natural big tits and she probably isn't more than five yours older than the claimed 24. Facially, she was a bit blah. Her skin was rough: there were blemishes in many places, the worst area being her arse, which looked very pock-marked and felt frankly hairy.

Personality
Julia was considerate, cooperative, professionally happy, guardedly friendly and placid. She might have been mildly spaced from some drug or other. She was by no means wasted, but there was something slightly odd about her behaviour, even by WG standards. She kept doing a little laugh at more or less arbitrary times, some vaguely appropriately but others apparently at random.
We didn't "click". She did make a bit of effort, but there was no spark there.

Services
Kissing, OWO, cowgirl, HR
Julia was very accommodating and did whatever I asked her to do. The kissing was pleasant, full on the lips, but no tongues and no depth. The OWO was competent rather than great, but it did happen without my having to ask and also without the pre-emptive and savage application of wet-wipes which is so common these days.
She wasn't particularly tight while fucking, but she was good with her hands.

During the session
No clock-watching.
No time-wasting: ready to go immediately after the paperwork.
No interruptions.
Gave me her full attention throughout.
There was no phone to be seen or heard. As mentioned above, there was a radio on, which I know annoys CP of this parish, but it was just pop babbling away at a low volume in the background.

After we finished
She cleaned me up and went out for a minute or two while I dressed. No offer of a shower and no sounds of her having one either (so I apologise to whichever of you lot was next: sorry about the sticky patches, but I didn't make ALL of them).
Friendly chat while I straightened this, buttoned that and made sure I still had my punting phone etc., then she saw me out of the apartment. No hug or kiss, but acceptable attempt at a smile.

Summary
Pros: passably accurate profile; friendly; very good comms; safe and easy-to-find location; no disturbances; big natural tits; advertised services such as kissing and OWO delivered; good hand technique; compliant, with good attitude
Cons: no tongues while kissing; rough skin, especially her arse; didn't "click"; suspiciously many stuffed toys

Would recommend to others? Yes. Nothing spectacular, but good value for money.
Would I see her again? No, but that's largely because of the "click" thing, which is highly subjective.

Offline Stiltskin

Are you sure you included the correct link? The linked profile is for a size 6 girl and you said this girl was size 14+.

Offline Uoti2

Good catch, Stiltskin! The links WERE correct when I posted the review and the text is currently similar (although tbh it's such a large outpouring of drivel that I didn't bother to read most of it then and I still can't be bothered now) but the pictures are utterly different. The profile has been "shared".

Fuck.
I've written a positive review for what is now a bogus profile.
Fuckety fucking fuck it.

I've found one picture that quite definitely IS the "xx_Busty_Julia_xx" I saw. I'll try to upload it attached to this post.

Oh, and the currently advertised phone number isn't the one I dialled.

Fuck.

What a mess.

Fucking hell.

Did I mention fuck?


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Offline Lewis

The bedroom had a LOT of stuffed toys.

A man visits a prostitute.

Once in the bedroom, he notices something peculiar: on the wall are three shelves full of stuffed animals: huge ones on the top shelf, regular-size ones on the middle shelf, and small ones on the bottom shelf. He doesn't have time to pay attention to them, of course.

After they have sex, the man says to the prossie, "So, how was it?"

She thinks for a while and responds, "Eh, take one from the bottom shelf."