Author Topic: Sexy Jessica - Mayfair  (Read 1282 times)


4 review(s) for Kiss My Naughty Bits (2 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline HipsterNoBeard



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Saw Jessica a couple of weeks ago in a flat on New Bond Street and it was a very...VERY forgettable experience.
Paid £80 For 30 mins but was probably out the door in 20.
The pics might be her, but of its her definitely taken a decade or so ago. Looks wise, she's not the ugliest I've ever had, but not in my top 100 either. Facially I'd say a 6 and body 5/10. She kept her body stocking on throughout the punt, no doubt  to conceal her well- trained abs (not!)

She reluctantly agreed to OWO but only because I specifically asked by text 10 mins before ringing her doorbell. Despite taking a shower when I arrived, the wet wipes came out and I was given  a very mood-enhancing extra clean-up.

Started with missionary and moved to doggie fairly quickly after zero engagement (unless the  annoying fake moaning counts as engagement). No kissing at all, despite agreeing this as well over text.
Anyway, at this point decided it wasn't going to get any better so came and left.

Other points to note are:
-she couldn't wait to get back on her phone after the deed was done
-conveyor belt vibe
-entrance right next to a shop where staff are usually outside  handing out stuff to people passing by
-dont trust any of the AW feedback! Her and the other Brazilians in the neighbourhood all have (false) positive feedback from the same group of people...No doubt some sort of organised scam

Lastly, I just noticed she moved to Sutton but most likely her profile will reappear in London at some stage. Whether it will be her is highly doubtful though.

Offline lewishamguy

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Another low life scumbag. It just shows how useless AW feedbacks/ratings are.   :thumbsdown:


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Thanks for the review. Was looking to book this WG today but just noticed a load of other Brazilian WG with lots of positive feedback all popped up on my area search.