Author Topic: Far from average - Cardiff Bay  (Read 3623 times)

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Truly a far from average experience from a warm and sensual lady. It was my first time seeing "Far" and she made every effort to put me at ease and make me feel welcome.

Venue:

When I visited her Far was in a lovely apartment in Cardiff Bay with stunning views and a selection of drinks on hand. She was only renting the place for a couple of days but the little touches she put in made me feel really welcome - like the aforementioned selection of drinks and prepared fresh towels, etc.

In the flesh:

Far is upfront about not being a skinny girl but that doesn't mean she's lacking - far from it. Her pictures do not do her justice; a beautiful woman who is immaculately made up and has real womanly curves. Her boobs are to die for, too - I haven't been with a woman so gifted in that department so I was really shocked to learn she'd had them reduced.

The meeting:

Far is a very bubbly lady and greeted me at the door with a huge smile and a passionate kiss. And also wearing very little. She took me through to the lounge with an offer of a drink, where we had a good chat and great foreplay on the sofa before moving through to the bedroom where she showed just how much she loves what she does. The fact that she truly loves what she does made the experience so much more genuine and enjoyable. Everything with Far flowed naturally throughout our time - the conversation, the fun, everything. I can't imagine having a better experience than that. Definitely for the discerning gentleman, treat her well.

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This reads like marketing speak, or is it just me?

Hi FFA  :lol:

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This reads like marketing speak, or is it just me?

Hi FFA  :lol:
My thoughts exactly as I drifted off to sleep last night thinking of busses !

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Far is upfront about not being a skinny girl

Do you think so?  She always comes across as trying to play it down to me, eg

"Dress size: curves"

WTF?

Her photos are from carefully chosen angles so as not to show her full body shape, and the main profile photo isn't her.

Her agency photos are actually more representative, which might be a first:

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Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with larger girls, but the nature of this game mean it's important to be honest about looks.

treat her well.

Oh dear  :D
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This reads like marketing speak, or is it just me?

Hi FFA  :lol:

Nope not just you.  No price, no description of services.  Does it even quality as a review?
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No mention of first post , lurker etc,  clinical to the extreme .

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Her pictures do not do her justice

she should get a better photographer then.   :sarcastic:


treat her well.

Saddo.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Is your name lala689, LalaPhilogynist, tararapum,  stamina_guy26
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Lala again haha :bomb: why does he bother?

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I reckon this image give the best idea of her shape and size.

Is Illict Liasons the same agency as Welsh Bunnies?

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I reckon this image give the best idea of her shape and size.

Is Illict Liasons the same agency as Welsh Bunnies?
Gone through a rebrand it seems

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Lala again haha :bomb: why does he bother?

Don't think it's Lala, he's not smart enough to hide his writing style.

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Don't think it's Lala, he's not smart enough to hide his writing style.
definatly him

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Lala again haha :bomb: why does he bother?

Bit ! Big for me, Shame, as her service is top notch, no idea why some one ? Had to put up this ridiculous review hours after a good positive review ? If you were to fluff her up, do it when times are quiet for her ! You’ll still get binned mined .

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Lala again haha :bomb: why does he bother?

Not everyone gives feed back on the same day as the meet happened I think he was the last person I saw ( have been ill taken some time off ) I saw him on the 19th left feedback the day after maybe that's what happend he and the girls he saw did that maybe one on the same day and the other two a day or so after feedback dates arnt the same as meet dates I remember
Not everyone gives feed back on the same day as the meet happened I think he was the last person I saw ( have been ill taken some time off ) I saw him on the 19th left feedback the day after maybe that's what happend he and the girls he saw did that maybe one on the same day and the other two a day or so after feedback dates arnt the same as meet dates I remember him he was nice

The “him” is lala

Memory playing up WE.  :lol:

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Can anyone confirm if this is definitely her? Fancy seeing her but not sure her pictures can be trusted.

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Can anyone confirm if this is definitely her? Fancy seeing her but not sure her pictures can be trusted.

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she has this i her photos too, they don't match up.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Isn't that from when she was younger though? ;)

She has good reviews, it's a pity that her photos are a bit cryptic to say the least.


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Isn't that from when she was younger though? ;)

She has good reviews, it's a pity that her photos are a bit cryptic to say the least.

That much is true, although having never met the lady I am not in a position to say too much about the pics

For me she has received a number of very positive reviews, some of which are from punters who’s opinion I respect, and some who have made subsequent visits.  Obviously prepared to put their hard earned where their mouths would like to be.

For me, this is more important than a few touched up glamour snaps  :thumbsup:

I must admit to being tempted by her threat to sit on my face while WE & SI torture my balls. 
(Various banter on UKE).   :wacko:


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Offline Steelworker

Can anyone confirm if this is definitely her? Fancy seeing her but not sure her pictures can be trusted.

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Rotherham, that’s her. She mentioned about different hair but it was long the twice I’ve seen her.  I just looked at her AW and UKE and they all appear to be kosher. If you like horny, curvier women with massive tits and a lot of personality you’ll enjoy.

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When I say all are kosher, I don’t mean the bird in the shell suit thing, obviously  :D

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When I say all are kosher, I don’t mean the bird in the shell suit thing, obviously  :D

Pity, rather fancied her.  :rose:

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When I say all are kosher, I don’t mean the bird in the shell suit thing, obviously  :D

no full length shot so not kosher in my eyes, lack of that shot usually means External Link/Members Only

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Rotherham, that’s her. She mentioned about different hair but it was long the twice I’ve seen her.  I just looked at her AW and UKE and they all appear to be kosher. If you like horny, curvier women with massive tits and a lot of personality you’ll enjoy.

She sounds right up my street.  :D

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Lala again haha :bomb: why does he bother?
Pardon me for not being 'in the know', but who is lala? :hi:

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no full length shot so not kosher in my eyes, lack of that shot usually means External Link/Members Only

Some Twat called justsnoopingabout has reported you  :lol:

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Some Twat called justsnoopingabout has reported you  :lol:

Suspect if is her moaning, time would be better spent getting a full length photo IMO

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Ask and you shall recieve as the saying goes.

@FFA. Excellent new photos on UKE.  :D I feel honoured you've even included little old me in one of them. More of the same please.


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Still no full length shots on her UKE profile, yet using UKE to respond to comments here when her pretend punter account justsnoopingabout could easily do so.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

What is he hiding behind the angles?

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Yet she still posts this  External Link/Members Only  While avoiding full length photos.

Awfully similar wording to this.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211702.0

Truly shows what she thinks of punters, the mask slips.   :lol: :lol:

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To be fair, you're hardly the face of innocence and innocuous posts.

She's definitely on the curvy side, one of those girls who'll never be a size 10 but carries what she has really well. I'd stay away from her myself due to the nutjob ex-boyfriend liability, but if you're someone who likes thicker girls and big boobs I'd certainly put her as a recommendation.

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To be fair, you're hardly the face of innocence and innocuous posts.

She's definitely on the curvy side, one of those girls who'll never be a size 10 but carries what she has really well. I'd stay away from her myself due to the nutjob ex-boyfriend liability, but if you're someone who likes thicker girls and big boobs I'd certainly put her as a recommendation.

Well her photo angles are hiding something, using that angle for all shots makes me think she is hiding something.  Hence the song.    :lol: :lol:


Her reaction speaks wonders as does her sending OM as a messenger.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Whats that about he exBF nutjob?
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no full length shot so not kosher in my eyes, lack of that shot usually means External Link/Members Only

You have no idea and never will because your a keyboard tool who is just sarcastic and rude about everything, you really have no idea how to actually communicate effectively with an escort and your in a dream world that comes a cross as totally jealousy of people who punt.. Your probably the build in the you tube video.  Display...... Tosser :sarcastic:

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Well her photo angles are hiding something, using that angle for all shots makes me think she is hiding something.  Hence the song.    :lol: :lol:


Her reaction speaks wonders as does her sending OM as a messenger.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Whats that about he exBF nutjob?


Sorry VW, is that me to whom you refer. ?

Dunno what you’re barking on about now, and I’m engaged in winding up SI elsewhere, which is a far more attractive thought than you lusting after my arse.  :hi:


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You have no idea and never will because your a keyboard tool who is just sarcastic and rude about everything, you really have no idea how to actually communicate effectively with an escort and your in a dream world that comes a cross as totally jealousy of people who punt.. Your probably the build in the you tube video.  Display...... Tosser :sarcastic:

Do you punt? I only ask as its nearly a year since your last review?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Sorry VW, is that me to whom you refer. ?

Dunno what you’re barking on about now, and I’m engaged in winding up SI elsewhere, which is a far more attractive thought than you lusting after my arse.  :hi:


OM

Seems your master wanted you to be a good little gopher and pass this message on for her.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Do you punt? I only ask as its nearly a year since your last review?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Oh yes I do and very often.. You should try it yourself.. You .go on about people, booking without even having a booking with them yourself which is why it's a nonsense coming from you, it's unfactual shite all the time and nothing of any value... That could help people who really do have bookings... :sarcastic:

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Oh yes I do and very often.. You should try it yourself.. You .go on about people, booking without even having a booking with them yourself which is why it's a nonsense coming from you, it's unfactual shite all the time and nothing of any value... That could help people who really do have bookings... :sarcastic:

Can anyone translate this?     :unknown:

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Seems your master wanted you to be a good little gopher and pass this message on for her.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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It’s bants mate, between adults, on a punting adult site, where thay can chat, probably leads to two consenting adults meeting and haveing sex, but don’t shout it from the roof tops, all very secret  :thumbsup:

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It’s bants mate, between adults, on a punting adult site, where thay can chat, probably leads to two consenting adults meeting and haveing sex, but don’t shout it from the roof tops, all very secret  :thumbsup:

So OM is her sub slave.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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So OM is her sub slave.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Well  thay’ve threatened  to sit on his face  while the others torture his bollox, have some sympathy man  :scare: look forward to the review, can get off without the pain or cost !

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Well  thay’ve threatened  to sit on his face  while the others torture his bollox, have some sympathy man  :scare: look forward to the review, can get off without the pain or cost !
will he servive it though fo be able to write the review??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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will he servive it though fo be able to write the review??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
He seems confident  :lol:


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Funny how far from truth can see links when she doesn't have a account.

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Exposed as a liar.   :bomb: :bomb:



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Seems your master wanted you to be a good little gopher and pass this message on for her.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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I believe it comes under the heading of doing someone a favour  :thumbsup:

Clearly an alien concept to you.  :sarcastic:

Hopefully she’ll have the manners to return the favour one day.   :wacko:

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I believe it comes under the heading of doing someone a favour  :thumbsup:

Clearly an alien concept to you.  :sarcastic:

Hopefully she’ll have the manners to return the favour one day.   :wacko:

OM

Sounds like you are the liars lapdog, under full submission.     :lol:
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Well  thay’ve threatened  to sit on his face  while the others torture his bollox, have some sympathy man  :scare: look forward to the review, can get off without the pain or cost !

Well Red, I must admit to having watched Casino Royale again recently.  :)

Now that’s ball torture for you  :scare:
 
Had they made that scene with FFA’s cunt in Bond’s face, that would have made that film

much better  :thumbsup:

Anyway, I’m happy to have mine shaken, stirred, anyway I can get it. Who gives a damn.  :cool:

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Sounds like you are the liars lapdog, under full submission.     :lol:

I do hope so, having thought about it

We all know where dogs stick their noses.

A good sniff around, bit of a lick around  :yahoo:  Quick pee up her lamp post

Thanks for the tip :hi:

I can see I’m going to have to do a bit more licking up to FFA

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