Even if you keep a list, the sheer number of prossies that rotate through LSS (and to a lesser extent BSS) makes it hardly worth the effort to go through and note reviews (apart from a few consistent star performers that are uncontroversially good and the occasional nightmare that usually gets the boot anyway).
The joy of saunas for me is convenience. It’s a lot more efficient to me just to go in and suss the vibe than to spend ages making a big list based on the reviews, working out which ones are reliable, only to get there on the day and none of the names on the list are present.
AW is the opposite. Paste the prossie reference code in the UKP search box and scan the reviews to make a yes/no/meh note on the hotlist. Then phone her up. No joy, phone next one down. Simples. But you have to hang about, researching and waiting for an answer most times. You can cut the hassle out by deciding you fancy a nice shag one minute and walking into a sauna the next. Even more simples.
The cunts that come on here with a mummy post as their first contribution going “are the towels really clean” piss me right off. They are like those creeps (often arriving in twos and threes) who stand in the open doorway of the sauna, half-in half-out, like some dyslexic feline deciding whether to smell the grass or run outside again. They should really get a grip before they go out of the front door of their hotel. Edinburgh is not Soho where someone will mug you for the contents of your wallet for walking into a fake strip parlour. We’re civilised up here.
