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External Link/Members Only CommsQuick response and a couple of hours after calling, I was knocking on her front door.
LocationTerraced house in Rutherglen. Not exactly salubrious but not terrible either.
PhysicalSize 14 or so, 40-something, 5 foot tall wee Glesga woman. Not exactly a stunner, and carrying a bit of a belly. I wouldn't have felt the need if Glasgow had better options in FBSM but we all know what a desert it is just now.
ServicesThis was a massage punt, so I basically wanted naked and oily B2B with OWO to end. £80 for an hour. Technically, this was delivered.
OverallQuick shower, then onto the massage table set up in her spare bedroom. It started to go downhill when I noticed she had an A4 piece of paper with a step-by-step guide on
how-to-massage hand-written on it. I thought, fair enough, that doesn't mean she's not up to much. Then she started to talk. As I'm sure we all know, loads of SPs like to talk but she never shut up for 90 minutes, and it was an endless stream of pish about absolutely nothing. I tried to bring the topic back to massage - there was no B2B, c/c swipes or even nudity on her part at this stage. In fact, she didn't know what B2B actually was. I explained what B2B
should be and she said she'd love to be able to do it. Aye, hen, I'd have liked that too.
So I then move into her bedroom for the erotic massage and OWO and she comes back a couple of minutes later dressed in black undies and hold-ups. I explain that she'll need to take that off for B2B so she does, still never shutting up. So we start the B2B and the oil is either too cold, or not viscous enough but it's pleasant and I'm rock hard, only for her to start spouting off again about something and nothing. I eventually lift her, lie her on the bed and do some RO and she finally shuts up for about 10 minutes before she cums. Then I kneel up and she starts to give me one of those pitiful blowjobs that are
bell-end-only-and-a-wanked-shaft. After a while I came on her tits, paid up and left.
The thing is, she's a nice person and seems to think the college course she's doing in massage will give her the techniques we're all looking for. I said no, what we want is a nice, erotic, hot oil massage which can be of varying quality, so long as the HE is spectacular. It definitely went in one ear, but I'm almost certain it went right out the other.
