Author Topic: Honey Sweet XXX - Turnpike Lane - possible B&S  (Read 1003 times)


1 review(s) for Honey Sweet XXX  (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline LLPunting

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Got all excited when I saw the previous profile believed to be this SP https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98715.msg2116369#msg2116369

Maid on phone spoke good English, I asked about services and she corrected what I read from the profile:

No Anal
Kissing included

OWO included
RO included
Filming + 30 no face
Deep Throat +20

Headed for Turnpike Lane

In the time it took to get there the profile had been corrected for "No A" but also other services and narrative removed, including reference to French.

Flat is above a Fast Food shop on Turnpike Lane.  Entrance right next to shop entrance, those of a nervous disposition best not come here.   :thumbsdown:
Door to street opened by "Honey" who was pretty by not the beauty in the photos so either a B&S or so flattering picks from a few pounds less in time.   :thumbsdown:
She's about 5'3", curvy, untoned size 8-10, dirty blonde, shoulder length hair.  Boobs about a B/C, not looking very full or pert.  Bottom full and soft.  Tanned skin which looked smooth.

No English, led me up grotty steep stairs to apartment where another SP was naked in the kitchen.  She followed us to the room where another punter was already waiting so, given I hadn't booked a MMF, this was all bolloxed.   :thumbsdown:
The poor sod looked traumatised, naked, fat SP shooed him out and left me with No English Honey.   :lol: :thumbsdown:
Tried to confirm cost for 1 hr and services and she had to go get fat, nekkid SP to translate.  I asked again about kissing and told "No" with Honey gesturing just to her torso.  Confirmed OWO and RO still ok.
Decided that the total lack of English was going to make this whole thing awkward for 1 hr and wasn't up for a P&D given she was no way as hot as the pics.   :thumbsdown:

As I declined and made to leave fat, nekkid SP said kissing ok, not FK.  I passed and exited.

On way out saw a short, skinny, hairy TV loitering in fishnets in the kitchen.  Definitely an amusing encounter but nothing I want to pay for or repeat.   :D

FYI, fat nekkid SP was this girl
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Definitely good humoured, good English and her in the pics.  About 5' tall. Perhaps the best option in this place if she's your type.  Alas not mine.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2018, 07:45:37 pm by LLPunting »

Offline punk

Thanks for the witty review.

Thought she looked to good to be true.

Better next time.

Offline The_Don

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Thanks for sharing via this review.


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Offline Boristheboy

Sorry you had this experience, but your review style is brilliant, made me laugh. It sounds like something out of a black comedy. Feel for the guy who was shooed out though!

Offline Idol

so, she's not the girl in the pictures? I was about to go... but on AW her profile is verified, can we trust it?

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so, she's not the girl in the pictures? I was about to go... but on AW her profile is verified, can we trust it?

Why don't you extract her verified photo and post it?  I'll let you know

Offline Idol

I don't really know how to do it