Firstly , apologies copy and paste not working !
Saw a previous review on this bird from Suffolk Punter and decided to give it a go . Bit short of cash so, really wanted a cheap Charlie rub down and some HR .
Contacted her by text and booked an appointment for 3 days in advance . Evident that from reply English was very basic . Actual address and Postcode given ! That's a first !
Arrived and texted , she was waiting by the door . Mid thirties Chinese , short black dress , reasonable figure , very poor spoken English . Was ushered upstairs . Good sized room - strong built massage table with hole for face , towels on table . I asked " everything off ? " she replied " yes - all off "
She asked for the fee then - it was £40 for the hour . Paid her - off she went to stash the cash . Stripped off , onto the table - bare arse upwards .
Asked for a strong massage , it was ok ish . Kept asking me if " enjoy - enjoy ? " trying to spark any conversation was fucking pointless .
After 40 minutes , instructed to turn over , then her phone rang ! Off she goes to answer it - the most annoying thing ever !
She asked " massage Here ?" hands on the cock whilst she asked . Was told £40 for topless , I replied that I didn't know that extras were available ( of course I did ) and only had £20 . She says ok , and dragged the chair where my gear was to me so I could extract the £20 note from my wallet .
Then the her fucking phone rang again ! Off to answer it ! Shit !
On return she half sat / squatted at the end of the table and HR began . I told her slow and soft - hand action was good , twists - bell end polish - and two handed pulls .
Shot a fucking good load , she cleaned me up , I asked for a shower , showed me through , shower not immaculate, black mould on beading . Instructed her to soap my back to remove oil , she did so .
Whilst I was showering she stood there watching , and when I climbed out to towel off , she was there also .
Got dressed and left .
Conclusion - verging on a negative due to phone , my absolute pet hate whilst I'm with a bird , I paid for the time - not for her to piss off and answer calls .
If you want to go , don't phone her , just text . I'm pretty sure Google Translate is activated by her to decipher all info .
Rating 5 out of 10 .
