Alice Petite - South Kensington - blah

[smellychip]

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Booking & Comms
Called a few hours before, picked up quickly, she was available at the time I wanted, sent me address right after in a text. Price £120 for 60min. So far so good

The location
Popular mansion block used by many escorts near South Ken tube.

Upon arrival
Answered the door in what I can only describe as a swimsuit. Alice is exactly the same as her pics, nice body, early 30s, small girl in stature. No kiss or anything, quickly led me to her room. She shares the flat with another working girl but only saw her back. Flat itself is ok, bathroom was spotless. I took a quick shower and when I came out Alice was already naked and on the bed

The punt
I lay on the bed and she started sucking my tool OWO and I was pretty happy at this point but within 2min she put a condom on and sucked me for another 2min. I felt she was in a rush to fuck and soon enough in a flash she had hopped on to my cock. We tried a couple of positions, I also took a break and licked her out for a few min. Super fresh down there, she wouldn't let me finger her. Hopped back inside her I came quickly.

On to my back for a "massage" and we chatted for a bit, she's easy to talk to. So far everything ok, nothing special but for the price and her looks I felt it was ok. This is where it went downhill. After we chatted for a bit she was in no rush to fuck again and kept talking but I turned over and basically told her let's go. She put a condom back on and sucked me hard, but after we started fucking she complained of being sore and stopped me. Put on more lube, tried again but no luck. So she starts sucking me now but stops that too and moves on to a HJ. Then while she was furiously wanking me off she suddenly looks at her watch says time's up and stops. I was like wtf.

Verdict
Emptied my nut but overall disappointed, boring punt, there was no kissing (I didn't even try TBH) and I'd liken it to having sex with a gf you've had for a few years. i.e. no real attempt to please. Also if she was sore she shouldn't have been working that day surely. Anyway whatever, overall neutral for me I think a neg would be a too harsh but some may disagree

[LLPunting]

Shame about the punt.  Reads more like a Negative to me given her attitude, timewasting and lack of performance.

You sure you don't want to reconsider?  Nowt much in what you wrote that was redeeming.

You describe about 15 mins of action yet appear to have paid for 60 mins

It's a classic excuse from a WG when she wants to cut a session short "I'm sore", "It hurts", "I have pain", "Too sensitive".  To take full payment when she is "unfit" to render full service is fraudulent so that alone should warrant a negative.

[smellychip]

Fair comment mate, I was on the fence but I think neutral is fair. She didn't advertise services she didn't offer, price is decent for the area, comms were good, flat was clean, she's the same bird as in the profile, hygiene was good etc. Sure the whole "I'm sore" thing others may have given her a neg for that but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. The facts are here though so everyone can make up their own mind on if she's worth a visit

[Sir Lancealot]

It is a shame that this girl's level of service has not improved at all since I saw and there is a consistent theme to some of the comments. She clearly does not want to kiss so should not have FK on her profile. Other services are not provided with enthusiasm and there is strict time keeping for the sexual part of the encounter. I recall she is one of those girls who sets the alarm on her phone.

3 reviews, including my own, which all read like negatives, even if neutral. Hopefully nobody else wastes their punting funds with this one.

[hw189]

Just for your info, this girl is also listed in several EE agencies as the following:
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Likely to be many more too

[expeller]

Speaks English and Spanish, yet on AW she is Swedish

[hw189]

Speaks English and Spanish, yet on AW she is Swedish

On some EE websites, she is listed as 'Eastern European'. On others, she is listed as 'Spanish'. On AW she is listed as 'Swedish'. She is every other nationality, except Romanian 

[zxc]

She is not Spanish. She didn't dare to talk to me in Spanish, although she understands it.