Alexis_20, Oxford st. Beautiful girl but non-existent service

[Dicky]

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Following from Stuart's review, I decided to take a 'punt' as I really liked the look of this one.

Comms:initially a bit delayed but managed to book at relatively short notice (3-4hrs). Seems a case of dusty phone as she was grumpy about v few bookings of late. Booked her for an hour for 140.

Location...a quite street near Oxford st. A discreet basement flat that she shares with another WG. Room stank of cigarette smoke. Ensuite but with a broken tap that needs wrestling with to get the shower on.

Girl: beautiful. Slightly heavier than pics (she said she's gaining weight to prep for a breast and ass enhancement surgery. For a moment I thought this was a B&S as the girl was much fairer than the one in pics but recognised the tattoos. Still very very pretty facially. Her AW pics are with makeup and with cheeks sucked in.i saw her without makeup. Mid-20s, must be 5ft 6 or 7. Boobs nonexistent. Really nice ass (but only got to touch them from over a dress). Lips plumped up. Overall slim but not as slim as in pics. Started punt with a smoke in the room. Which didnt bother me, but didnt impress me either.

Services (or the lack of these): handshake (!), absolutely NO kissing, god forbid if you hands stray anywhere near her pussy, no RO (extra, she says...when I ask how much, she just smiles and stares at me...bah), OW/wank, v limited penetration in missionary, tonnes of (decent) conversation.

The meet: she's very chatty.  Thinks the world of herself. Post shower, kept talking to me for 5 min while I attempted to touch her here and there. Allows sucking of non-existent boobs (think mine might be bigger than hers), but keeps her face well away from kissing and your hands cannot stray to her pussy. Felt like my first suck and fuck experience in an Amsterdam RLD.

After some groping of her boobs, she rolls the condom on to me and wanks/half hearted blows me to erection. Sex in missionary with hand on my stomach for 2 min. She's seriously hot and I have been abstaining for a few days so I need to come quickly. Get her to suck me again (OW) and as I start cumming in the condom, she moves her head away and watches me fill the condom up...annoying

Cleaned up, lie down for some yakkity yak from her. I suddenly feel as if my dick is on fire for some reason (think reaction to condom used) so decide to take a pee. She takes that as a cue that I am done and hands me a towel. Well I am not done. Take a pee and I feel better and come back and lie down, touching her boobs...thats pretty much the only place am allowed to touch. Ask her to go again and she gives a half hearted OW and I shamefully come within 2 min without even getting fully erect!! Guess I found her too facially attractive.

Take a shower, she dresses up looking super sexy, we hug and I leave feeling like I wasted 70 out of the 140 I spent.

Positives:
Very pretty, nice body
V good English

Negatives:
No kissing of any sort
No hands below her waist
No RO
OW only, moving away when cumming
Smoking during punt
Self admitted she enjoys getting high sometimes

Will I repeat...no fucking way

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[stuart.]

You got to fuck her, did you pound her hard and deep?

No doubt she's a lovely looking woman.

[Stortford]

Smoking  during a punt that's a joke for a non smoker glad I didn't bother  with her.

[Dicky]

You got to fuck her, did you pound her hard and deep?

No doubt she's a lovely looking woman.

Hands on my stomach. No pounding

[magnetico]

Seems a case of dusty phone as she was grumpy about v few bookings of late.

This is the best part of your review 

[Cgxrudkp12]

Review much appreciated, she looks smoking but that service is truly awful.

[king tarzan]

The warning signs were there. .
NO HANDSHAKE RESPONSE
I had that when I put my hand out to shake natalie fox hand.
No response from her.. her attitude shit
I aborted punt and walked after exchange of words..
Saved £200...

[SaneOnes]

He wasn't complaining about the lack of response when he went to shake her hand. The issue was that she did a handshake to greet him.  Shaking hands are fine and of course it would be rude to leave you hanging but it's even stranger if a wg greets you with a handshake amidst all the non-existent services!

[king tarzan]

He wasn't complaining about the lack of response when he went to shake her hand. The issue was that she did a handshake to greet him.  Shaking hands are fine and of course it would be rude to leave you hanging but it's even stranger if a wg greets you with a handshake amidst all the non-existent services!

well the bitch still did not do anything else.. fucken bollox she can't even be touched the arrogant nasty bitch..
what does she think she is being paid just to be looked at and admired!!
you can do that on any given day on the high street for free!!
she is a con merchant and should be avoided at all costs..

my motto is in boxing as they say "PROTECT YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES"
Now i  apply that in punting "PROTECT YOUR MONEY AT ALL TIMES"

[quakeroat]

Thanks for the review as I was very tempted myself. Sorry to hear it was such a poor one. Keeping firmly away from SP's who have no interest in providing a decent service

[tantraman]

Thanks for reviewing, Dicky

Like you ...

Following from Stuart's review, I decided to take a 'punt' as I really liked the look of this one.

... I did the same last week. I'm still digesting my punt with Alexis_20, which is vacillating between Negative and low-Neutral. For damn sure, it wasn't Positive. As is my usual practice, I'll review a month later, so I'm removed in time enough to be as objective as possible.

[smellychip]

thanks for the review. This is a shame as she's a looker but from the couple of reviews it looks like it's par for the course. I'm still tempted though just to fuck her, assuming she'd let me, lol 

[tomato sauce and waffles]

Thanks for the review Dicky.

I was going to see her, but communications was terrible due to the rain that day and I had trouble locating her door. She decided cease contact when I finally found her door. Looking at this review (and stuart.'s), I'm glad the punt never went through. I'll give her miss.

Better punt next time.

[Dicky]

thanks for the review. This is a shame as she's a looker but from the couple of reviews it looks like it's par for the course. I'm still tempted though just to fuck her, assuming she'd let me, lol 

It was exaclty like my first Amsterdam RLD experience. A stunner, did not allow me to touch or kiss. I've since then realised that if there is minimal touching and no kissing (even LFK) then I am better off watching porn and wanking. It was like fucking someone from 3ft away. Minimal body to body contact...no hugs nothing.

[Dicky]

Thanks for reviewing, Dicky

Like you ...

... I did the same last week. I'm still digesting my punt with Alexis_20, which is vacillating between Negative and low-Neutral. For damn sure, it wasn't Positive. As is my usual practice, I'll review a month later, so I'm removed in time enough to be as objective as possible.

Haha yeah I was in there just for the looks but the service was a minus. Be keen to read your experience.

[Dicky]

well the bitch still did not do anything else.. fucken bollox she can't even be touched the arrogant nasty bitch..
what does she think she is being paid just to be looked at and admired!!
you can do that on any given day on the high street for free!!
she is a con merchant and should be avoided at all costs..

my motto is in boxing as they say "PROTECT YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES"
Now i  apply that in punting "PROTECT YOUR MONEY AT ALL TIMES"

You're absolutely right KT. This was a punt just to pay and admire...not touch. Wont punt on the strength of looks alone ever again.

[stuart.]

Hands on my stomach. No pounding

I didn't miss anything then by not getting it inside her.

Wonder if she's going to reply to your review as well lol

[stuart.]

as I start cumming in the condom, she moves her head away and watches me fill the condom up...annoying

She obviously didn't listen to my feedback.

[Dicky]

She obviously didn't listen to my feedback.

She's Romanian, takes drugs, trades on getting people in through her looks...doesnt sound like one to learn or benefit from feedback. She'll make her money and go buy a beauty parlour in Bucharest or an apartment in Ibiza...