LaylaStark Dunfermline AVOID!! Terrorised and robbed :-(

[Jackson1]

For this? Probably not. He'd get the jail for all the crack and smack he's firing out though and it wouldn't be hard to get him inside considering his previous. That's where the fun starts. He would just have to hope his mates in Perth are more influential than mines. 

[Jock D]

That's where the fun starts. He would just have to hope his mates in Perth are more influential than mines.

  On the edge of ma seat for the climax of this story

[Uncle Buck]

Do you think he would make jail?  ...You sound Fucking nuts  

I’m shitting myself and I’ve done fuck all wrong.

UB

[DickDiver]

I’m shitting myself and I’ve done fuck all wrong.

UB

Punting Begbie is in the hoose.

[MrSteven]

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This looks a bit familiar...............fucking horror should give up

[Clattypats]

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This looks a bit familiar...............fucking horror should give up

The car meets would definitely be interesting...Or...more like carjacking!... ..She should probably just give up and Fuck off!...

[bigmike32]

She will never learn shes a desperate junkie waste of space.

[MrMatrix]

The car meets would definitely be interesting...Or...more like carjacking!... ..She should probably just give up and Fuck off!...

Off course she should but its not going to happen. She'll keep reinventing herself and we will be there...

[The Man With No Name]

Car meets? Perfect! Call her a filthy, thieving shitebag while you're still outside the door, she runs in to get her batboy, then you simply run the wee shite down with the motor.

Job done.

[francobegbie]

Punting Begbie is in the hoose.

Pardon?

[The Man With No Name]

Pardon?

Begbie would never say "pardon". It's pretty clear you're not the real deal...

[MrSteven]

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For some reason I think this charming profile may be a friend of the Stark in this thread....note reference to a duo friend...

[henry brubaker]

Haha the equaliser. Definitely not. I'm not even a big guy, I don't "lift" and I'm not particularly scary looking. Handy though and so are the rest of the extended network of friends and acquaintances where favours are owed. I guess my main point is, had that been me those cunts would be more than 170 down within 20 mins of that happening. They should maybe think about that when they go robbing people. 

You lads can live in the clouds with the cops and all that shite but the reality is that's not worth a fuck and would compromise the OP regardless of his lifestyle. The reality is one day they will rob someone like me and end up being passed about the jail like an empty tracksuit.

Do empty tracksuits get passed about in jail?

[Bigger69]

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For some reason I think this charming profile may be a friend of the Stark in this thread....note reference to a duo friend...

Jesus, hold me back. 

[Poopster]

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For some reason I think this charming profile may be a friend of the Stark in this thread....note reference to a duo friend...

No connection, it isn't Sarah Watson it's another known fruitcake from Kirkcaldy.

[Bigger69]

No connection, it isn't Sarah Watson it's another known fruitcake from Kirkcaldy.

just how well do you know her?

[DickDiver]

just how well do you know her?

Poopster is the UKP authority on the scruffs of Fife. He takes one for the team so that we don't have to. He should probably get a medal.

[Poopster]

I'm half offended and half proud. 

[DickDiver]

I'm half offended and half proud. 

You should be proud. You will be rewarded by the order of wire brush and Dettol.

[Bigger69]

You should be proud. You will be rewarded by the order of wire brush and Dettol.

[Boinky]

You should be proud. You will be rewarded by the order of wire brush and Dettol.

And the over large bore needle that goes down the japs eye

[Jock-Scot]

I wonder who's TOFTT the most, Poopsters gotta be up there. It's just a pity he'll no want that as his epitaph..... 

[Poopster]

I wonder who's TOFTT the most, Poopsters gotta be up there. It's just a pity he'll no want that as his epitaph..... 

Well, I don't think my reviews have been TOFTTing necessarily, some of them have previous negative reviews.  And then I've gone and fucked them anyway. 

Sometimes it works out, like Ling Blake Mudan who was spectacular then disappeared off the face of the Earth so getting in early was a definite plus there.

[Uncle Buck]

Well, I don't think my reviews have been TOFTTing necessarily, some of them have previous negative reviews.  And then I've gone and fucked them anyway. 

Sometimes it works out, like Ling Blake Mudan who was spectacular then disappeared off the face if the Earth so getting in early was a definite plus there.

Good lad Poopster. You do a good job but I’m sure you’re not as selfless as your fellow punters believe. There must be an element of self enjoyment/ satisfaction in your activity.

Hats off to you.

UB

[Jock-Scot]

Well, I don't think my reviews have been TOFTTing necessarily, some of them have previous negative reviews.  And then I've gone and fucked them anyway. 

Sometimes it works out, like Ling Blake Mudan who was spectacular then disappeared off the face of the Earth so getting in early was a definite plus there.

Sorry Poopster, I meant no offence. I don't think you've been intentionally TOFTTing. I think it's more apt to say that you are willing to take a punt (pun intended!) on an SP who takes your fancy. I think we should all salute you for reviewing your punts, good, bad and indifferent. Nobody would intentionally seek out a bad punt. If we who post reviews were to stop doing so then this forum would be a duller place on the internet. So keep up the good work mate, and if you have fun doing so then that's a bonus!   

[mills_and_bhuna]

Well, I don't think my reviews have been TOFTTing necessarily, some of them have previous negative reviews.  And then I've gone and fucked them anyway. 

Sometimes it works out, like Ling Blake Mudan who was spectacular then disappeared off the face of the Earth so getting in early was a definite plus there.

Belated thanks for your review of LBM . Saw her after your review  and she was every bit as good as expected  . Then she took a break . I hope th second sentence wasn't the cause of the third one

[Poopster]

Sorry Poopster, I meant no offence. I don't think you've been intentionally TOFTTing. I think it's more apt to say that you are willing to take a punt (pun intended!) on an SP who takes your fancy. I think we should all salute you for reviewing your punts, good, bad and indifferent. Nobody would intentionally seek out a bad punt. If we who post reviews were to stop doing so then this forum would be a duller place on the internet. So keep up the good work mate, and if you have fun doing so then that's a bonus!   

   No offence taken.  One of my hobbies is sticking my willy in women I've given money to, your post did not offend!

[Uncle Buck]

  No offence taken.  One of my hobbies is sticking my willy in women I've given money to, your post did not offend!

 

UB

[Fanningaway]

You can see the smack head slag on Facebook Kayla sharp and look at her friends list you will soon see the fanny who is accused of waving the bat around Liam. 9st wet through, any normal lad would snap his spine in that situation who had nothing to lose from punting. Coming at someone with a bat then unfortunately that would result in life changing injuries for him. He's lucky he hasn't done it against someone who would just snap in that situation and destroy him
 
Name and shame all of these robbers, scammers etc etc that's my motto

[Fanningaway]

Kayla and Liam

[g3nius]

There is a pretty easy solution to all of this. Genuinely what I would do. I'd book another appointment the minute she starts up again. My mate would attend and when in the room make his excuses by that time me and a squad will be at the flat door, when my buddy is shown the exit he keeps the door open. We walk in tooled up and punish anyone in the flat  take all her cash and gear and anything else. Including her clothes. The whole fucking shabang.  Phones etc the lot.  If the guys aren't there too bad she'll have to cop the lot.

Be under no illusions, wee fannies like that who have to rob naked geeks looking for a quick sook aren't worth their salt. And if you are reading this now you junkie fucks I might just do it anyway on behalf of the poor cunt you robbed. Take 500 for the stress and another 500 for me so that's 1000 you now owe. If its not there i understand, I'll give you a day and return for my 2 grand.

Cops wouldn't be any kind if deterrent for this kind of scummy bastard.

Vigilante group protecting punters? Could be done, would have to be enough people who can be trusted to band together...

[Rimdog]

Vigilante group protecting punters? Could be done, would have to be enough people who can be trusted to band together...

Become one big untouchable gang of punting brothers/sergeis

Could be done? Maybe in your next life :sarcastic

[Poopster]

Vigilante group protecting punters? Could be done, would have to be enough people who can be trusted to band together...

Fuck me.  Good to see we're keeping in touch with reality.

[Jock D]

Vigilante group protecting punters? Could be done, would have to be enough people who can be trusted to band together...

  :lol:The UKP Protection Group...can just picture them now...Jackson1...Fannyway & you...camouflage t-shirts...shades...steel toe caps...UKP branded baseball bats...patrolling the streets of Fife...blending in seemlessly.

[Rimdog]

Vigilante group protecting punters? Could be done, would have to be enough people who can be trusted to band together...

Dragons den stuff


Hopefully the other successful businessman on hear reads your post and together you can ride off into the sunset

[DickDiver]

Hopefully the other successful businessman on hear reads your post and together you can ride off into the sunset

The King of East Kilbride will be the enforcer.

Do we get guns if we sign up? Or berets? Or at least camo pants?

[g3nius]

scammers, be afraid, be very afraid 




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[deano658]

Interesting reading this post, I seen her a couple of years back when she was going under the
name Layla Morris, to be fair was actually a decent punt (no baseball bats involved)

The flat she was in sounds pretty much the same, guess I got lucky haha

[M1rossi]

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She’s back

Should arrange a car meet and have a little surprise for her, see how she likes it!

[Jock-Scot]

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She’s back

Oh fur fucks sake, can she no take a hint! 

[Stegroid]

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She’s back

Should arrange a car meet and have a little surprise for her, see how she likes it!

If I had aids or hep, she would be my first port of call 

[just14u]

They have both tightened up the settings on Facebook but this might be the guy:
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[Stegroid]

They have both tightened up the settings on Facebook but this might be the guy:
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Fucking stupid little meat head!!

[salamander8321]

I'm new here and I get it that means my views means squat but heho.

I've only read a few comments and it sounds like a easy honey trap from a middle class punter, what it too good to be true is too good to be true. The later comments about vigilantism is only good to get this site shut down. 

[hillingdonpete]

I'm new here and I get it that means my views means squat but heho.

I've only read a few comments and it sounds like a easy honey trap from a middle class punter, what it too good to be true is too good to be true. The later comments about vigilantism is only good to get this site shut down.

What makes you think this site is hosted within British Jurisdiction?

[Stegroid]

I'm new here and I get it that means my views means squat but heho.

I've only read a few comments and it sounds like a easy honey trap from a middle class punter, what it too good to be true is too good to be true. The later comments about vigilantism is only good to get this site shut down.

Have you been on the wine with Cheshire Louise?

 I haven’t a clue what your on about 

[salamander8321]

What makes you think this site is hosted within British Jurisdiction?

True but the site could be blocked by ISP's the same way the torrent hosting sites are now.

Truth be told the way things are going on the internet now with governments trying to censor it, it could well be totally different from what it is now.

[salamander8321]

Have you been on the wine with Cheshire Louise?

 I haven’t a clue what your on about 

I had only read a few comments last night and got the impression that OP was maybe middle class and out of his depth in scheme,  punt clocked this and phoned bf for robberies. Reading the comments in-depth, it didn't need to go far to realise that she is a junkie and punter getting robbed was part of meet. 

[hairdownthere]

I had only read a few comments last night and got the impression that OP was maybe middle class and out of his depth in scheme,  punt clocked this and phoned bf for robberies. Reading the comments in-depth, it didn't need to go far to realise that she is a junkie and punter getting robbed was part of meet.

She is scum, and so are her cohorts, chancing their arm to rob some poor guy just trying to get a ride, doesnt matter if he is 'middle class' or not

When her spunk bubble of a boyfriend invariably ends up in the jail, he'll be rag-dolled and his donut sprinkled in no time - hopefully by a 'middle class' lag

[salamander8321]

She is scum, and so are her cohorts, chancing their arm to rob some poor guy just trying to get a ride, doesnt matter if he is 'middle class' or not

When her spunk bubble of a boyfriend invariably ends up in the jail, he'll be rag-dolled and his donut sprinkled in no time - hopefully by a 'middle class' lag

I think a more descriptive meaning is that I thought it was an opportunist crime but obviously isn't.