External Link/Members OnlyTS review fellas so click on the back button if it offendsI’ve punted a few TS before so while not quite unchartered territory it’s not exactly a regular path I tread.
Preamble
I’ve got a buddy who is out on Thailand at the moment and his vblogs had re-ignited my interest into a bit of tranny cock. So a trawl of the TV/TS section of AW and Birchplace brought up Jessica Heart. I was feeling ready to move from the middleweight division of cocks to light heavy weight. JH fitted the bill, 8" always hard, heavy cummer and also confirmed via txt that she was top and bottom, kissing and CIM was on the menu.
Preparations for a Tranny encounter are a little more time consuming that normal especially if you are going to be topped (ie take a cock up your chuff) as rigorous cleaning is required to make sure there is no brown stuff knocking about. A douche in my presence would certainly be questioned by Mrs Excalibur so I’ve had to improvise by using the sucker/squirter thing you get in the Nurofen bottle. Clearly I don’t squirt Nurofen up there, but soapy water seems to work well, being careful that the whole thing doesn’t disappear into the anal abyss.
Comms
All done painlessly via text, but also rang to check that she didn’t sound like Brian Blessed. All good and arranged a meet within the hour. She is based in the well known block of apartments off Broad street leading down to Bath Row. The apartment is fine, large shower and it looked like I was her first customer of the day. I couldn’t get any hot water for a shower so had a splash with cold water. I’d already showered and my bum was squeaky clean.
Jessica
Texted in and found her door no problems. Thankfully she looked pretty passable, about 5’7", quite dark skinned all over. Apparently she is Colombian and looked fuck all like the pro on the advert. However, I liked what I saw, so I stayed and paid the hour entrance fee of £150. Nice smooth and hairless. Speaks fuck all English, so it must be the maid who does the phone stuff.
Tits, Cock and Bum
Tits not as big as the photos, I’d say a b/c cup and I couldn’t tell if they were implants or real (i.e hormones). I didn’t see any scars or feel anything artificial there.
Her cock was a complete let down. I was checking her out while she still had her skimpy bits on and I started think that he was a she or worse a post op. I’m now thinking if that grows to the advertised 8" then we need to re-write the anatomical rule book. (As an aside Long Mint looks normal when flaccid but as soon as she starts playing....fuck me itslike miracle grow.)
Bum, nice and fresh, hairless. She was quite holey, not gaping but not certainly not water tight. You don’t have to struggle to get your tongue up there.
Action
No real kissing, I asked her got a couple of closed lip pecks. She went to do oral on me and reached for a Dom, I asked her for OWO which she did. Not unpleasant but nothing to write home about. Did OWO on her cock but it was pretty unresponsive to my actions and with her wanking her todger.
While she was sucking my dong, I inserted a finger in her arse and she progressed to clench and unclench her ring. Surprisingly it felt tight on my finger. I had a rummage to find her prostrate but I failed. I asked for the Dom and she lowered herself down onto my tool in what I guess is called cowboy position. Progressed to doggy which was quite nice. Parting her cheeks and seeing my tool going in out was quite a nice image.
I tried to do a reach around but her cock was clearly having nothing of it...no sign of life, dead. This also resulted in me losing wood ffs. I pulled out took the Dom off, inserted my middle finger and started to wank myself off culminating in me spoofing over her ass. I didn’t bother to enquire about CIM/facials etc.
Quick clean up and a chat via the speak phone translator. I asked whether she was following Columbia in the World Cup, thinking we have a bit of bloke on bloke banter. Nope, doesn’t like. So I asked her (via the phone) if she could come for me thinking we might hit some common ground. Nope, “I don’t want to talk about sex anymore". Hmm, no need for me to use the translator as I was fucking speechless.
Quick cold shower and I’m out pretty much on the hour. Quick update sent to my mate Thailand - at least it cheered him up.
