FBSM - Susan - Henley - in - Arden - Timewaster

[Littlefoot]

After 3 positive reviews on here I’ve wanted to try this woman for a few months. And I finally got the chance today.

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Sent a text off early morning, looking for a booking at 11.30 am. Received a reply hour later, saying she was fully booked in the morning (which I believe is most probably BS, as I was inquiring about her special offer between 10 am and 12 pm and she didn’t want me to get the cheap rate). In the text she asked could I make 12 pm. I agree and the booking was made. And full address was given.

I leave my house at 9 am as I live a good distance and was traveling via public transport.

Gets off the train in Henley in Harden at 11.15 am, as I get off I receive a text from her, stating she can no longer make 12 pm and she’s cancelling,  but can I do 1 pm instead.  I was fuming! I text her back saying “no I have other commitments after.” She then rings me, making an excuse up that it’s not her fault her kids sick in school and she must pick him or her up. Telling me to go for a coffee at Costa and to come at 1 pm.  Again I tell her “NO!”    I remained very polite and dignified throughout, and never became abusive at any point, even though I was seething! There’s no way I’m hanging around for nearly two hours in blistering heat. I did say to her you’ve wasted my time. She just said her kids sick, not her fault. I hung up in the end. Few minutes later she rings back saying if I come at 1 pm she’ll do it half price. I tell her to sling her hook! She was apologetic this time, (maybe worried about negative feedback on here) and she asked if she could reimburse my travel expenses. I just said “NO!”and hung up again. As if I’m going to give my bank details to some dodgy Nigerian or whatever she is.

I don’t think she had to pick her kid up at all, bollocks imo, because she had plenty of time to pick him or her up before 12 pm. My guess is one of her regulars rang her after she’d agreed to my booking and he was looking for the same time as me. She thought she’ll keep her regular happy and try and push me forward 1 hour. I received another text from her when I got home, full of apologies and sorry’s. Telling me she’ll give me a free massage. Trying to save her skin as far has I’m concerned. She can fuck off, I ain’t interested! What’s to stop her doing it again anyway.

Completely wasted my time, and money traveling. I was looking forward to getting wanked off by an attractive black woman. So be wary if you’re not one of her regulars she may do this to you.

[Zeekay]

Ahh... Its so annoying when that happens! Sorry mate

I had similar experience yesterday if it makes you feel any better. Booked Jennifer for half 6.

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I then get a call 5 mins later can i come at half 7. After um and ah'ing she convinced me saying how she'll give me the time of my life. So i said ill try re arrange my schedule. She said let me know by 7 if you want to cancel but ive booked you for half 7. 7:10 get a text saying are you coming and I said yes and I was already waiting at the postcode. No reply. I call at half 7 and she says I thought your not coming and my boss double booked and can you wait till 8:45. Urmm... Are you having a laugh? I clearly replied to your query so why did u double book? And we said its booked unless I cancel. Ffs

 I re arranged for today at 5:30 but im Just thinking of cancelling. Imagine we did that to the WG':s. Theyd block us and never want to hear from us yet they try and entice us in after f*ckin up. 

[houseboot]

Whilst you may be right, you've made a lot of assumptions here.

Yes, I've made a couple of train journeys in the past and have ended up disappointed (one complete silence after confirming only two hours before and the other a forgotten tv engineer calling).

C'est last vie!

It happens.

Which ones are genuine and which ones are not is anyone's guess.

Two in six years isn't a bad record.

No doubt SPs will tell you they regularly get two "no shows" a week.

[Littlefoot]

Ahh... Its so annoying when that happens! Sorry mate

Appreciate that, cheers mate. Good to have some supportive people.   

[Zeekay]

Whilst you may be right, you've made a lot of assumptions here.

Yes, I've made a couple of train journeys in the past and have ended up disappointed (one complete silence after confirming only two hours before and the other a forgotten tv engineer calling).

C'est last vie!

It happens.

Which ones are genuine and which ones are not is anyone's guess.

Two in six years isn't a bad record.

No doubt SPs will tell you they regularly get two "no shows" a week.

What assumptions?

I didnt feel the need to put a negative review but if LF does well its up to him i guess.  But weve got all the right in the world to be annoyed.

Im my situation i felt there was full proper communication and came to an agreement that by 7 if i Dont say im cancelling the booking is going ahead. I even got a text to ask am i coming and i confirmed. How can then you realise you double booked after confirming so many times?

But yeah... C'est last vie or whatever. I cancelled anyway because i would have been in a strop.

Zeekay

[Littlefoot]

What assumptions?

I didnt feel the need to put a negative review but if LF does well its up to him i guess.  But weve got all the right in the world to be annoyed.

Im my situation i felt there was full proper communication and came to an agreement that by 7 if i Dont say im cancelling the booking is going ahead. I even got a text to ask am i coming and i confirmed. How can then you realise you double booked after confirming so many times?

But yeah... C'est last vie or whatever. I cancelled anyway because i would have been in a strop.

Zeekay

I think bootlace was having a dig at me. 

[Zeekay]

Looks like im taking the frustration out on everyone 

[houseboot]

What assumptions?

I didnt feel the need to put a negative review but if LF does well its up to him i guess.  But weve got all the right in the world to be annoyed.

Im my situation i felt there was full proper communication and came to an agreement that by 7 if i Dont say im cancelling the booking is going ahead. I even got a text to ask am i coming and i confirmed. How can then you realise you double booked after confirming so many times?

But yeah... C'est last vie or whatever. I cancelled anyway because i would have been in a strop.

Zeekay

Unfortunately you posted whilst I was responding to Littlefoot.

I can understand you feeling that you were messed about.

However, whilst I can empathise with Littlefoot's experience he has made a number of assumptions.

Maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong. We can never know for sure whether we are being told the truth or not.

On thinking about it, I have been let down on two other occasions both times whilst in my car driving to appointments.

On all four occasions I've just "written off" the day in terms of punting and got on with life.

[Littlefoot]

Unfortunately you posted whilst I was responding to Littlefoot.

I can understand you feeling that you were messed about.

However, whilst I can empathise with Littlefoot's experience he has made a number of assumptions.

Maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong. We can never know for sure whether we are being told the truth or not.

On thinking about it, I have been let down on two other occasions both times whilst in my car driving to appointments.

On all four occasions I've just "written off" the day in terms of punting and got on with life.

You make it sound as if it's the end of the world for me because I got let down on a punt. Although I was pissed off, it's certainly not the end of the world! It's a punt, you get some good some bad. I soon forget about the negatives. The real positives last in my memory a little longer. But I feel I should have posted this review to warn others that the same could happen to them. Another assumption! 

[MarcT]

Whilst you may be right, you've made a lot of assumptions here.

Yes, I've made a couple of train journeys in the past and have ended up disappointed (one complete silence after confirming only two hours before and the other a forgotten tv engineer calling).

C'est last vie!

It happens.

Which ones are genuine and which ones are not is anyone's guess.

Two in six years isn't a bad record.

No doubt SPs will tell you they regularly get two "no shows" a week.

Houseboat,

Your empathy towards SP's is clear. Your choice. 

A number of AW profiles make it clear that no shows will be blocked. Their choice.

If a punter makes an appointment and this is subsequently cancelled by the SP, then unbiased sense suggests that a negative review from the OP is fair game. His choice.

This is not the first time that you have jumped to the defense of a WG. Your choice

The quest continues

[Beamer]

Great comments. Puts it into perspective.

[Littlefoot]

I couldn’t give a fuck how many ‘no shows’ a prossie has. This is a site for punters.... right?

[Littlefoot]

Houseboat,

Your empathy towards SP's is clear. Your choice. 

A number of AW profiles make it clear that no shows will be blocked. Their choice.

If a punter makes an appointment and this is subsequently cancelled by the SP, then unbiased sense suggests that a negative review from the OP is fair game. His choice.

This is not the first time that you have jumped to the defense of a WG. Your choice

The quest continues

Wise words. 

[Samjos]

I couldn’t give a fuck how many ‘no shows’ a prossie has. This is a site for punters.... right?

I have had run ins with Lighfoot in the past

But on this occasion - he is spot on - if a WG gives us the runaround we have the right to point this out

I agree with LF this site is for punters. not the working girls - if a WG fouls upon we need to know... if she is any good she will keep gettingbthe positives but we know that she can balls up and we need to know this and  if the double boo that is bad organisation on their part and if it is a third party who has double booked then we should forget them...

[houseboot]

Houseboat,

Your empathy towards SP's is clear. Your choice. 

A number of AW profiles make it clear that no shows will be blocked. Their choice.

If a punter makes an appointment and this is subsequently cancelled by the SP, then unbiased sense suggests that a negative review from the OP is fair game. His choice.

This is not the first time that you have jumped to the defense of a WG. Your choice

The quest continues

I have not defended the SP or criticised Littlefoot for posting a negative.

The only thing I have questioned is the number of assumptions he's made.

The one thing we can all learn here, and in a similar thread in the South West about English Pippa which went on for pages and pages, is that it's always wise to have a bit of contingency time wise.

Problems do occur. Littlefoot's train may have been delayed and he may have wanted to delay the appointment.

I don't make appointments if I have other commitments immediately afterwards. It's always sensible to have a bit of flexibility especially when, like Littlefoot, you've been particularly looking forward to the session in question.

[Littlefoot]

I have not defended the SP or criticised Littlefoot for posting a negative.

The only thing I have questioned is the number of assumptions he's made.

The one thing we can all learn here, and in a similar thread in the South West about English Pippa which went on for pages and pages, is that it's always wise to have a bit of contingency time wise.

Problems do occur. Littlefoot's train may have been delayed and he may have wanted to delay the appointment.

I don't make appointments if I have other commitments immediately afterwards. It's always sensible to have a bit of flexibility especially when, like Littlefoot, you've been particularly looking forward to the session in question.

I did take in mind that there maybe train delays etc. But there wasn't, hence the reason I arrived at 11.15 am and my appointment was for 12 pm. My plan then if I was early was to go for a coffee. So what I made a couple of assumptions, which were probably correct! You're just nitpicking IMO. At the end of the day the facts are I booked for 12 pm and she cancelled me 45 mins before. I don't see why I should make contingency plans for the benefit of the WG. Some of us probably have busier lives than you houseboat (no offence) and usually can't take a whole day out for a punt. 

[InMefan]

Bad times I never tend to go for these massage things, they all sound rather unreliable just as I've seen slightly more negative reviews compared to positives.

[Littlefoot]

I have had run ins with Lighfoot in the past

But on this occasion - he is spot on - if a WG gives us the runaround we have the right to point this out

I agree with LF this site is for punters. not the working girls - if a WG fouls upon we need to know... if she is any good she will keep gettingbthe positives but we know that she can balls up and we need to know this and  if the double boo that is bad organisation on their part and if it is a third party who has double booked then we should forget them...

Thanks for speaking common sense samjos, what most people seem to see. We only had one little disagreement by the way. 

[houseboot]

Bad times I never tend to go for these massage things, they all sound rather unreliable just as I've seen slightly more negative reviews compared to positives.

As with all things the success rate depends on how good your research is.

In terms of reliability, i.e. the appointment actually taking place, I've only been let down 4 times in six years (if my memory is correct, I initially thought two but then remembered two more).

In terms of Positive, Neutral and Negative then I'm more than happy with my experiences. Only a couple have been awful, a handful ok but nothing special but most have been positive.

[Beamer]

As with all things the success rate depends on how good your research is.

In terms of reliability, i.e. the appointment actually taking place, I've only been let down 4 times in six years (if my memory is correct, I initially thought two but then remembered two more).

In terms of Positive, Neutral and Negative then I'm more than happy with my experiences. Only a couple have been awful, a handful ok but nothing special but most have been positive.

13 reviews in 6 years is a massive contribution.

[Littlefoot]

13 reviews in 6 years is a massive contribution.

What is strange joined in 2012 yet didn't start posting till sept 2017. Since then we've had to put up with his constant nitpicking, sarcastic, patronising, condescending posts what he calls advice. 

[Beamer]

What is strange joined in 2012 yet didn't start posting till sept 2017. Since then we've had to put up with his constant nitpicking, sarcastic, patronising, condescending posts what he calls advice. 

So a LEECH as well?

[Littlefoot]

So a LEECH as well?

Either that or he had another account and that one got banned. So he's using this one now.

[Fishface]

Thought I read she always has her partner/husband in the house so either he could collect the kid if genuine, or he had to go out and she didn't feel comfortable. Adds up to a few variables and complications that COULD occur with this lady and at short notice. And thats if shes being straight in the first place. Offers of a free massage etc do sound a decent response but there could be a repeat problem.

[houseboot]

13 reviews in 6 years is a massive contribution.

Lots of useful information provided in the South West which is where I live.

So, no, not a leech. A useful contributer, probably the most knowledgeable in the area and I share what I know.

[Littlefoot]

Lots of useful information provided in the South West which is where I live.

So, no, not a leech. A useful contributer, probably the most knowledgeable in the area and I share what I know.

Probably the most knowledgeable punter in the southwest, you have a high opinion of yourself.

I don't post much on the southwest, apart from the rare occasions I punt there. Mainly because I don't really know the scene too well, and I stick to posting where I'm punting, which is usually the wm.

[houseboot]

Probably the most knowledgeable punter in the southwest, you have a high opinion of yourself.

I don't post much on the southwest, apart from the rare occasions I punt there. Mainly because I don't really know the scene too well, and I stick to posting where I'm punting, which is usually the wm.

You want it all ways. You call me a leech and then that I have a high opinion of myself when I suggest otherwise.

The South West has a relatively small group of people interested in FBSM. They come and go. Active for a few weeks/months and then disappear.

Mainly three  areas, Bristol, Cheltenham and Bournemouth.

Yes, I appear to be the only person who can answer questions on all three areas.

What I know I share. I rarely ask questions because there is no one to answer them.

[Littlefoot]

You want it all ways. You call me a leech and then that I have a high opinion of myself when I suggest otherwise.

The South West has a relatively small group of people interested in FBSM. They come and go. Active for a few weeks/months and then disappear.

Mainly three  areas, Bristol, Cheltenham and Bournemouth.

Yes, I appear to be the only person who can answer questions on all three areas.

What I know I share. I rarely ask questions because there is no one to answer them.

I didn't call you a leech. And if you say you're the most knowledgeable punter in the SW I don't doubt you  which means you have a high opinion of yourself. Interesting to see if some of the SW guys agree with you. 

[mr.bluesky]

Houseboot 13 reviews v littlefoot 108 reviews . Littlefoot wins by a knockout 

[minge]

Advice to LF, go book a session with Laura. You’ll soon forget your disappointment with this one👍

[mr.bluesky]

Advice to LF, go book a session with Laura. You’ll soon forget your disappointment with this one👍

As he's had two let downs in one day he should book a double with Laura and Nicole 

[brandonpete]

It's all an 'occupational hazard'..we choose to punt,,they choose who to punt with...supply and demand......a real 'pisser' is to arrange a punt,lie to the missus about where you're going,take a blue pill and then get blanked....and what are you left with...a miserable missus...a bloody hard on that you can't use...a red face and a headache(side effect of the bluey)......but after it all what do we do..we pick up the 'burner phone' and try again!

[Littlefoot]

Advice to LF, go book a session with Laura. You’ll soon forget your disappointment with this one👍

I'm over it minge  but I do fancy a trip to lode lane to see Tina or Nicole or Laura, but preferably Tina. 

[MarcT]

I have not defended the SP or criticised Littlefoot for posting a negative.

The only thing I have questioned is the number of assumptions he's made.

The one thing we can all learn here, and in a similar thread in the South West about English Pippa which went on for pages and pages, is that it's always wise to have a bit of contingency time wise.

Problems do occur. Littlefoot's train may have been delayed and he may have wanted to delay the appointment.

I don't make appointments if I have other commitments immediately afterwards. It's always sensible to have a bit of flexibility especially when, like Littlefoot, you've been particularly looking forward to the session in question.

You clearly defended the SP with your demonstration of empathy in relation to your experience of 2 (later updated by you to 4) cancellations in 6 years in comparison to SP's having 2 no shows a week. 

I say again - This is not the first time that you have jumped to the defense of a WG - Your Choice.

The quest continues

[minge]

Advice to LF, go book a session with Laura. You’ll soon forget your disappointment with this one👍

Sorry, fucked up, it should have been Lauren aka Alex

[Tantric_mat]

I saw her on Sunday and although I had no issues with her messing me around time wise the experience was very poor compared to my first visit.

First off there were a lot of people around the house at the time. I bumped into her 3 kids as I was walking up the path. There was also a bloke and one other person in the kitchen too as they were watching the football.
Secondly there was absolutely nothing sensual about the massage until the end
Thirdly the hand job was piss poor, she clearly wanted me to pop and go without anyone in the house knowing what she was up to.
Finally she wouldn’t let me touch her, even though I had been slowed to before. This was counterproductive as it takes me longer to shoot if I have to keep my hands to myself.

Won’t be going again

Will post a proper review later so it shows as a negative. Shame though she seemed like a great find

[Littlefoot]

I saw her on Sunday and although I had no issues with her messing me around time wise the experience was very poor compared to my first visit.

First off there were a lot of people around the house at the time. I bumped into her 3 kids as I was walking up the path. There was also a bloke and one other person in the kitchen too as they were watching the football.
Secondly there was absolutely nothing sensual about the massage until the end
Thirdly the hand job was piss poor, she clearly wanted me to pop and go without anyone in the house knowing what she was up to.
Finally she wouldn’t let me touch her, even though I had been slowed to before. This was counterproductive as it takes me longer to shoot if I have to keep my hands to myself.

Won’t be going again

Will post a proper review later so it shows as a negative. Shame though she seemed like a great find

Looks like I had a lucky escape, that being at least I didn't waste my money.