External Link/Members OnlyThis will need to be a quick review since the world cup is on today and it's HT.
Went there a few days back. Called the number on the ad and spoke with a lady who i believe was Sue herself. Her English isnt great but more than sufficient to explain what's on offer, where she's based etc. So it's in SW19 8TR (Haydon Rd). It's just off this rd... but literally on the corner. Parking is easy... i can't recall if it was £2.60 or so for 1.5 hrs. Anyway, piss easy to get spaces and relatively quiet as you go off the main rd that is Haydon Rd.
She is in her late 30's... probably early 40s shortish size 12 lady. Nothing spectacular face wise or body.
As soon as i rang the door bell and got inside... i was led down down a corridor and into a very badly lit room. Asked if i wanted 30 mins or 60 mins and whether i wanted B2B. Talk about no messing on the services available. I asked if anything else was on offer and she said or HR for £20. So i opted for 60 mins for £40 + 20 for the HR. Got undressed and she returned to start.
Massage itself was 100% Chinese style. Which wasnt too bad... but it was the lack of anything very sensual. Even the odd CC swipe was poor.... feather like touch. Anyway the massage went on for 35 mins or so with me laying on my front. Asked to turn over.... all the attention went to the fella... with her making comments like "ohhhh big boy" as i was starting to get rigid. But i couldnt help but smile listening to that. Her technique on the HR is fair..... she allows you to touch... but when i went to play around with her arse i noticed she had granny knickers on. So i just opted for a hard squeeze instead. After 10 mins or so of her tugging away i popped and almost got her in the eye - she made a big deal of me not telling her i popped that hard. COME ON Woman.... how the fug do i know???? I dont exactly measure distance etc when i do in the past. Anyway, she cleaned me up... carried on with the proper massage and then offered me a shower. Nothing special in terms of shower... but it was ok i suppose.
All in all.... is wasnt anything special. Shame really.... i had high hopes for Wimbledon, but it doesnt seem to have much on offer that i could find in the 15-20 mins i had to search to tend to my urge.
Duly informed my good people.....
