Alice Linda was my Plan B having been let down earlier in the day.
Comms: Good. By telephone with the maid, confirmed availability, time, duration and price. Postcode provided and thereafter flat number once I had confirmed I was in the area.
Location: Typical London Victorian flat above a shop, pub close by but drinkers weren't interested in me waiting around. Up a couple of flights of stairs and into a very bare, large room, with just a double bed. Side table with lube and condoms lined up ready for use - all looked a bit grim. Double bed covered with a what looked like an old bed cover your granny might have had. Despite it being the hottest day of the year not offered a shower.
Girl: Plain looking dark haired woman opened the door (was the maid) and I thought fuck am I going to have to abort for the second time today but she said girl was upstairs. Having booked Alice Linda (dark haired Brazilian) I was ushered into the bedroom and was greeted by a pretty hot looking bleach blond Portuguese girl (Checked AW but couldn't match to a profile). I quite liked her looks and as I was now against the clock decided to stay. Girl was about 5"2', slim, all over tan, highlighted blond shoulder length hair, enhanced tits with narrow waist. Pretty face and eyes with dark red lipstick - the idea of those lips around my cock was all I needed to stay. Speaks Portuguese and Spanish but practically no English. Wearing red matching panties and bra (holding in some decent enhanced assets). One small tattoo and a shaven pussy.
Punt: £60 for 30 mins. I used the best of my Spanish which got a bit of a laugh but communication thereafter was limited to pointing, some yeses and a few nos. Turns out there's no kissing on her mouth nor any reverse oral on offer. So at this point it become something of a pump and dump for me. Received, covered oral, her on her knees and then again on the bed (so I can appreciate a better view of her body). Then onto cowgirl for a few minutes and then reverse cowgirl. Switched again to doggy but it was all feeling pretty mechanical so the old fellah wasn't too interested at first; got some more oral and was allowed some light fingering of her cunt which had the effect of getting me harder. As I licked my fingers to help moisten her up was told no and my hand mover away. Told her to finish me off by hand (without condom) and over her tits. Lifted my arse and indicated for her to use her finger on my arse (she reached across for a condom and lube). To be honest, it wasn't going great so I just thought I'm going to get what I can from the punt so encouraged her to wank my cock whilst her finger was in my arse. Knowing she had virtually no English I felt comfortable giving her pretty filthy encouragement (won't go in to details as to what scenario I had in mind
). Came over her tits and she jumped off the bed and threw over the wet wipes. A damp patch appeared on the granny bed cover at which she scowled! No shower offered and to be honest I was eager to get out. She hanged around whist I got dressed. I never once got the impression that she was into what was happening.
On my way out bumped into a girl on the stairs who I think was Alice Linda, She looked ok but I reckon the house service is probably pretty poor irrespective of the girl on offer.
Would I go back? Not in this lifetime. No kissing and no touching of her pussy is a red line for me. Overall a very poor service.
Tips (mainly for myself!) Don't leave home without a confirmed Plan B (I had to resort to using my mobile for an AW search and UKP reviews which is never satisfactory).
Looks - 7/10
Service - 3/10
Accommodation - 3/10
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