Author Topic: Abby - BSS - Edinburgh (finally)  (Read 1270 times)

Offline Inkerton83

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Imagine Basil Fawlty reincarnated into the body of a dark-haired 21 year-old Taylor Swift.

A girl that stunning would have to work awfully hard to be a boner killer but kill it she did.

With her "this place would be bloody great if it wasn't for the bloody guests" kind of attitude. Almost mistrustful in some way. E.g. In the lobby she said "can you bring the money downstairs"? (I had money in hand...what's she even worried about there?). If this is how she treats me (sort of businesslike looking person) how does she treat the jakier clients?

I had a half hour booking with abbi, and by the time the appointment came, I for some reason had a sort of wankworn feeling (something to do with being underslept, over-exercised, or having had a lot of booze that week, or having jerked off extensively 48 hours earlier...I don't know) so was functioning at about 65% rigidity.

Which is fine...I go there for the sense of abandon; it's not an SAS mission to try and spunk inside someone within half an hour. It's all good. I just wanted 20 minutes or so of sexual abandon with a very young obliging girl.

But the whole time she was getting sarcastic and acting like I was doing her an immense disservice by not springing instantly to attention and fucking her with
the desperation of a 15 year-old boy.

So I suggested -- no worries -- a slow fuck, of the slow, savouring kind that sustains an erection. Whatever works.

"I don't do slow fuck!"

Well that's me fucked then isn't it. Killed the remainder of the boner.

She's like a real version of the mocking she-demon that 17 year-old virgin boys with performance anxiety fear that most women are.

Makes you wonder if she's some kind of indentured servant. She did NOT behave as if she had consented to be there, and if you don't ply your trade with a certain amount of gusto you should pick a different profession.

For the avoidance of doubt, I was probably her first client of the day (and one of her younger, less wobbly, less geezerish clients, I dare guess I ought to represent the a relative high point of a 21 year-old's day shagging random men), I was made to felt like some uncouth time waster.

If she's not in a place she wants to be she, should invoke her human rights to try and get out of it. In the mean time manners cost nothing.

I don't fuck the reluctant even if they are consensual.

If she didn't like the look of me she should pick a different venue or whatever where clients can be refused.
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Interesting review,hope you do more, had my eye on her for a while, as I find her flirty in the lounge, she is a looker, might try her to see how bad she is.

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Probably means BSS in Edinburgh.

Right you are. I wrote this during the beer after, my load still intact.

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Right you are. I wrote this during the beer after, my load still intact.

She seems fundamentally likeable -- same way a checkout girl can remain likable while coming across as stroppy -- but what it amounts to is a bad experience. I booked her in advance and she took an instant dislike to me, didn't smile once, was like a sarcastic teacher supervising a child at detention.

Rather than make the best of a bad boner, she went into a strop.

I asked for very little, except for her to do what she does -- bit of a wank and let me pump her from behind.

If I don't get hard I'm not blaming her.

She's strangely demanding. "Don't fuck slow\I can't fuck you if soft" etc etc.
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Right you are. I wrote this during the beer after, my load still intact.

No problem pal-I've changed your review title to reflect this.

Offline longjohn63

I've seen Abby a few times and can totally imagine this happening. She is, to put it mildly, moody. In fact, I suspect that a minority of UKPunters would tolerate her attitude. For me, though, a pretty, slim, early 20s EE with big natural tits is just about heaven on earth. So I'm willing to put up with a lot.

It probably goes without saying that a) I miss Jackie from LSS and b) I've had a lot of shit punts in saunas.

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I've seen Abby a few times and can totally imagine this happening. She is, to put it mildly, moody. In fact, I suspect that a minority of UKPunters would tolerate her attitude. For me, though, a pretty, slim, early 20s EE with big natural tits is just about heaven on earth. So I'm willing to put up with a lot.

Heaven mocks itself.

Do you know of anything that looks like Abbi but with better attitude?

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Not since Jackie left. And I sometimes had to spend the first ten minutes talking her down about some slight, real or imagined, usually from the woman on reception.

That said, NTS seems to be much improved these days. There's no-one in my experience that fits the bill, but that might well be the place to start looking.

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Not since Jackie left. And I sometimes had to spend the first ten minutes talking her down about some slight, real or imagined, usually from the woman on reception.

That said, NTS seems to be much improved these days. There's no-one in my experience that fits the bill, but that might well be the place to start looking.

Cheers will give NTS it a look.
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